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  • ♪♪

  • >>ALEX?

  • >>HM?

  • >>ALEX, WAKE UP!

  • WE'VE BEEN TAKEN HOSTAGE.

  • >>WHAT?

  • LIKE IN THE MOVIES?

  • >>YES.

  • I AM A SPY.

  • I'VE BEEN UNDERCOVER

  • FOR THE LAST THREE YEARS.

  • >>WHOA.

  • MY GIRLFRIEND IS A SPY.

  • THAT'S REALLY HOT.

  • >>NO!

  • IT IS NOT HOT!

  • WE ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.

  • WELL, IT'S KIND OF HOT.

  • >>ARE YOU ALSO SECRETLY BRITISH?

  • >>WHAT?

  • NO.

  • >>OH.

  • NOW THAT WOULD BE HOT.

  • >>THE FIRST THING WE NEED

  • TO DO IS TAKE OFF THESE BAGS.

  • >>ROGER THAT.

  • >>WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

  • >>SHAKING MY BAG OFF.

  • IT'S NOT WORKING.

  • I'M DIZZY.

  • >>NO.

  • OKAY, LEAN YOUR HEAD BACK AND

  • USE MY HEAD TO PUSH THE BAG OFF.

  • OKAY, NOW YOU TRY.

  • >>OKAY.

  • >>YOU'RE JUST CUDDLING.

  • >>I KNOW.

  • I GOT DISTRACTED.

  • >>WHATEVER, JUST LEAVE IT ON.

  • LET'S STAND UP ON THREE.

  • >>OKAY.

  • >>ONE, TWO, THREE.

  • >>OW!

  • >>PUSH AGAINST MY BACK.

  • >>I'M TRYING!

  • >>USE YOUR LEGS!

  • >>OH!

  • >>AH!

  • >>UGH.

  • OKAY.

  • >>OKAY.

  • >>HERE WE ARE.

  • >>MAN, WE MAKE

  • SUCH A GREAT TEAM,

  • LIKE JASON BOURNE AND

  • THAT GIRL WHO DIED.

  • WAIT, I'M THE GIRL.

  • >>SIT BACK DOWN.

  • >>I JUST STOOD UP.

  • >>SOMEONE IS COMING.

  • >>OH.

  • >>LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE

  • STILL UNCONSCIOUS.

  • >>THEY COULD WAKE UP

  • WHEN THEY'RE SLEEPING

  • WITH THE FISHES.

  • [LAUGHS]

  • >>THAT DOESN'T MAKE

  • A LOT OF SENSE.

  • >>JUST SHUT UP, OKAY?

  • >>THIS IS THE COOLEST THING

  • TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME.

  • >>OH, WELL LOOK WHO'S AWAKE.

  • >>WHOA.

  • YOU'VE GOT AN EYE PATCH!

  • THAT'S SO EVIL.

  • ARE YOU GUYS LIKE ARCH

  • NEMESIS FROM 20 YEARS AGO?

  • NATALIE TOOK OUT YOUR

  • EYE AND YOU WERE LIKE,

  • "OH NO!

  • "MY EYE!

  • "YOU HAVEN'T SEEN

  • THE LAST OF ME!"

  • AND NATALIE WAS LIKE,

  • "WELL, YOU HAVEN'T SEEN

  • "THE LAST OF ME EITHER AND

  • NOW YOU HAVE ONE EYE!"

  • >>YOU TOLD HIM MY BACK-STORY?

  • >>NO!

  • >>IS MY LIFE THAT CLICHÉ?

  • >>NO, IT'S OKAY.

  • WE WAITED A LONG TIME

  • TO CATCH AGENT 007-D3.

  • >>SO YOU ARE BRITISH?

  • 100 PERCENT.

  • >>I KNEW IT!

  • >>FOLLOW MY LEAD!

  • >>WHAT?

  • [GUNSHOT]

  • >>[SCREAMS]

  • YOU SHOT MY LEG!

  • >>OKAY, STAND UP!

  • >>OH, MY LEG!

  • >>YOU CAN DO IT!

  • >>BEHIND YOU!

  • [GUNSHOT]

  • >>OH!

  • YOU SHOT MY ARM!

  • >>ENOUGH OF THIS.

  • [GUNSHOT]

  • >>[SCREAMS]

  • YOU SHOT ME AGAIN!

  • AND YOU DODGED THE BULLET.

  • THAT'S REALLY HOT.

  • >>WHY ARE YOU DATING THIS GUY?

  • >>[SCREAMS]

  • >>I DON'T THINK I CAN WALK.

  • >>LIFT YOUR LEGS.

  • >>I'VE GOT WHOLES IN ME.

  • >>THANK YOU FOR

  • WATCHING THAT VIDEO.

  • MAKE SURE TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE.

  • >>YEAH, COMMENT BELOW AND SHARE

  • THIS VIDEO WITH WHOEVER IN YOUR

  • LIFE MIGHT BE A SECRET AGENT.

  • >>MY GRANDMA.

  • >>ISN'T YOUR GRANDMA LIKE 90?

  • >>YES.

  • SHE CANNOT SEE OR HEAR,

  • BUT SHE STILL DRIVES.

  • >>SHE CANNOT BE A SAFE

  • DRIVER OR A SECRET AGENT.

  • >>THAT'S WHAT SHE

  • WANTS YOU TO THINK.

  • >>WHY DO YOU ALWAYS DO THIS?

  • >>DO WHAT?

  • >>YOU ALWAYS DO THIS TO ME.

  • >>I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.

  • AM I MAKING YOU

  • LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT?

  • BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE

  • YOU'RE DOING THAT-

  • >>THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT

  • I'M TALKING ABOUT.

  • YOU ALWAYS DO THIS THING.

  • >>I DON'T DO WHAT-

  • >>SEE.

  • YOU'RE NOT EVEN FROM VENEZUELA,

  • AREN'T YOU FROM LIKE

  • MONTANA OR SOMETHING?

  • >>YES, BUT I PICKED UP THIS

  • ACCENT FROM A STOWAWAY

  • NAMED FRED WHO WAS SPANISH.

  • >>AND NO ONE OWNS A

  • SNAKESKIN EYE PATCH.

  • WHAT IS THIS?

  • >>THEY DO IF THEY KILL A SNAKE

  • AND THEY DON'T HAVE A PIRATE

  • NEAR BY TO BORROW HIS PATCH.

  • SO I HAD TO MAKE DUE.

  • I THINK I DID A PRETTY GOOD JOB.

  • >>WHO ARE YOU LOOKING AT?

♪♪

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