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  • Chris: Hey

  • Is anyone sitting here?

  • Karen: O-oh, uh... no

  • Uh, go ahead

  • *burps*

  • *laughter*

  • Chris: Oh

  • Excuse me

  • Chris: Excuse me!

  • Chris: EXCUSE ME!

  • Hey... Can you watch my stuff?

  • I have to go to the bathroom

  • Karen: Oh yea, sure! I'll watch...

  • ...your stuff

  • Chris: Thanks! W-what's your name?

  • Karen: Karen

  • Chris: Chris

  • Karen: Chrissss...

  • Chris' stuff...

  • Chris' stuff

  • Bottle, hat, journal, tablet, laptop, camera, phone!?

  • That's a lot to keep track of...

  • ...and everything is so expensive!

  • The total cost is at least...

  • A LOT OF MONEY!

  • I don't even have a checking account.

  • This is too much responsibility.

  • *clock ticking*

  • Karen: What's taking him so long?

  • I thought he was only going number 1

  • If he's taking a dump, then why didn't he take his phone?

  • Heh, that's so Chris

  • Oh no!

  • I need to go to the restroom, too.

  • Should I ask a stranger to watch...

  • ...my stuff?

  • But that means they would have to watch my stuff and the stuff I'm watching for Chris

  • What if that stranger has to pee too?

  • Then, they need to find a stranger to watch their stuff, the stuff they're watching for a stranger

  • and the stuff that stranger is watching for Chris.

  • Uhhh, I don't think I can hold much longer.

  • Too sleepy!

  • Too far!

  • Too shady!

  • I can't trust anyone!

  • *phone buzzes*

  • Karen: ALWAYS?!

  • But it's not my phone.

  • Wait-

  • What if someone is in danger?

  • Oh my god, I killed someone.

  • *phone buzzes again*

  • Karen: Hi, uh, Chris' phone

  • Who's this?

  • Caller: Uuhhh, this is Chris' girlfriend...

  • Who the hell are you?!

  • Hold on-

  • Are you Janice?

  • Because he keeps talking about a Janice and I have no idea who that is

  • *music builds as caller fades away to sound of people drinking water*

  • Karen: I have to pee

  • Chris: Hey

  • Chris: My stuff

  • Karen: Thank god, I have to go to restroom so..

  • Off-screen person: No, no, no! Wait!

  • Another Chris: Karen, stop!

  • Karen: What the fu-

  • Chris: Karen

  • Chris: Don't listen to anything this man says

  • Karen: Who are you?

  • The other Chris: I'm Chris!

  • He's an imposter!

  • Chris: I'm Chris!

  • I asked this man to watch my stuff, and he stole everything from me

  • Including my identity!

  • The other Chris: Trust me...

  • Both Chrises: I'm Chris; These are my things

  • Both Chrises: Stop it, you're just copying my- The other Chris: sandwiches

  • The other Chris: Ah-ha!

  • Karen: Quiet!

  • Karen: So, the real Chris would know about his phone, right?

  • Chris: mhm

  • Karen: So what's the passcode?

  • The other Chris: 1-2-3-4

  • Chris: That is the most common passcode in the world, okay?

  • So...

  • Chris: Look it up

  • *phone buzzes*

  • Chris' Girlfriend: Chris!

  • There you are!

  • Chris' Girlfriend: What the hel-

  • Chris: Hello?

  • Hello?

  • So, can you watch my stuff?

  • Karen: No!

  • Chris: Um, I really have to use the bathroom though

  • [BTS] Anyway, Leenda's here

  • Yaaaay! Hi!

  • Chris is back

  • Chris' back on Wong Fu's channel...

  • ...being

  • Off-screen person: He just did it!

  • *laughter*

  • Hey, this is Julie

  • Ummm, and Julie is playing the friend in this short

Chris: Hey

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    簡麗香 posted on 2018/07/29
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