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Chris: Hey
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Is anyone sitting here?
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Karen: O-oh, uh... no
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Uh, go ahead
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*burps*
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*laughter*
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Chris: Oh
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Excuse me
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Chris: Excuse me!
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Chris: EXCUSE ME!
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Hey... Can you watch my stuff?
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I have to go to the bathroom
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Karen: Oh yea, sure! I'll watch...
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...your stuff
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Chris: Thanks! W-what's your name?
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Karen: Karen
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Chris: Chris
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Karen: Chrissss...
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Chris' stuff...
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Chris' stuff
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Bottle, hat, journal, tablet, laptop, camera, phone!?
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That's a lot to keep track of...
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...and everything is so expensive!
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The total cost is at least...
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A LOT OF MONEY!
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I don't even have a checking account.
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This is too much responsibility.
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*clock ticking*
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Karen: What's taking him so long?
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I thought he was only going number 1
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If he's taking a dump, then why didn't he take his phone?
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Heh, that's so Chris
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Oh no!
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I need to go to the restroom, too.
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Should I ask a stranger to watch...
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...my stuff?
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But that means they would have to watch my stuff and the stuff I'm watching for Chris
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What if that stranger has to pee too?
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Then, they need to find a stranger to watch their stuff, the stuff they're watching for a stranger
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and the stuff that stranger is watching for Chris.
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Uhhh, I don't think I can hold much longer.
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Too sleepy!
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Too far!
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Too shady!
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I can't trust anyone!
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*phone buzzes*
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Karen: ALWAYS?!
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But it's not my phone.
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Wait-
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What if someone is in danger?
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Oh my god, I killed someone.
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*phone buzzes again*
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Karen: Hi, uh, Chris' phone
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Who's this?
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Caller: Uuhhh, this is Chris' girlfriend...
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Who the hell are you?!
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Hold on-
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Are you Janice?
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Because he keeps talking about a Janice and I have no idea who that is
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*music builds as caller fades away to sound of people drinking water*
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Karen: I have to pee
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Chris: Hey
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Chris: My stuff
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Karen: Thank god, I have to go to restroom so..
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Off-screen person: No, no, no! Wait!
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Another Chris: Karen, stop!
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Karen: What the fu-
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Chris: Karen
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Chris: Don't listen to anything this man says
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Karen: Who are you?
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The other Chris: I'm Chris!
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He's an imposter!
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Chris: I'm Chris!
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I asked this man to watch my stuff, and he stole everything from me
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Including my identity!
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The other Chris: Trust me...
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Both Chrises: I'm Chris; These are my things
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Both Chrises: Stop it, you're just copying my- The other Chris: sandwiches
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The other Chris: Ah-ha!
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Karen: Quiet!
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Karen: So, the real Chris would know about his phone, right?
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Chris: mhm
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Karen: So what's the passcode?
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The other Chris: 1-2-3-4
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Chris: That is the most common passcode in the world, okay?
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So...
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Chris: Look it up
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*phone buzzes*
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Chris' Girlfriend: Chris!
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There you are!
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Chris' Girlfriend: What the hel-
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Chris: Hello?
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Hello?
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So, can you watch my stuff?
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Karen: No!
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Chris: Um, I really have to use the bathroom though
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[BTS] Anyway, Leenda's here
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Yaaaay! Hi!
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Chris is back
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Chris' back on Wong Fu's channel...
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...being
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Off-screen person: He just did it!
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*laughter*
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Hey, this is Julie
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Ummm, and Julie is playing the friend in this short