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What is sup my name is Ben
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I am so excited today because we're playing finally the well delayed South Park the fractured
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But whole the first one we played on this channel. It was amazing. It was a daily
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Let's play series and finally we're back with some video games on this channel. I'm so excited for this
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I'm so excited that if this video gets
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500
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million no just five hundred thousand likes
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I will upload part two right away to show how committed I am to this series. That's right
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I'm that kind of youtuber right now. I don't know
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I'm just really excited for this and I look forward to share this with you girl. Gross gross whatever every single day
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It's gonna be awesome
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From what I seen so far
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Heck yeah, let's just let's just begin okay
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Let's just do this if you're having trouble of winning and combat try a better game. Is that what it said
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Never fart on someone's balls. This is really good info on the loading screen. I'm not glad there aren't
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I'm glad they added that as well
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Oh, yeah, so the game is getting terrible reviews right now on steam because Ubisoft have their you play feature
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feature
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Which apparently it's like a big hiccup. I'm glad for ones actually. I play it on the PlayStation because
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Probably won't require
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Good hardware to run this. I don't think it's the kind of game that pushes the boundaries of
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video game graphics
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But it does look if I play the demo it was really fun
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They may they made a whole thing about the farts in the game, which I'm very excited about
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That's a nice looking cat right there
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What has become of this city
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Crammed is out of control cats are missing and townspeople are being victimized Oh
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Pooped on my palms you
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We were supposed to protect those who couldn't protect themselves or you little fucker
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Now super heroes are torn apart by political differences
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We are two sides and Lord
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But law isn't going to save our city time job, I wonder if they will explore any political
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Midst out of a satire when a new king is not in the kingdom torn apart by a power
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Hi, Jana, there's no time to waste. I have to go back change the present if I can
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And in doing so perhaps I could change what has happened
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Hey
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Look at that
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So first game was sort of Lord of the Rings inspired. I guess this time. They're going superhero
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They're making fun of all the Netflix shows all the franchises with Marvel vs.. DC
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Alright, we're gonna make our character here. We're gonna obviously go I
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Don't know what the heck man
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I can change color as well. Okay. Okay, that was all options
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You know we're gonna go with the big afro
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There she is
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Heck yeah, man. We got our hair makeup
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We got to get those kawaii kawaii, I'll this blush cheeks
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Oh you better believe it boy that shit bear. That's it
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That's very nice no, no glasses all right we got clothes
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Why don't we go with a classic red cape?
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We can change this as well
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Well, it's go. Yeah japanese schoolgirl. That's it
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Hands
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Blackton now rent
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Okay, I'm pretty happy
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Actually
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There's ARCA White Queen choose difficulty alright haha oh ho oh oh
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Don't worry this doesn't affect combat just every other aspect of your whole life
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Here's a problem. I don't want to I don't want to be black. I know that sounds raised I
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Mean
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Let's go as slightly this is so annoying what?
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You know what fuck it
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Oh my god
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Yes ancient Zarin thank you for the papyrus font
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Where is the king
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Who's the king oh
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Yeah, man we look good see I play this is amazing you gotta tune in your shit
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This is just like pooping in real life I
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Feel like that was a terrible poop, I don't know what I did wrong
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Yeah
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Master Sergeant douche master
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Incredible we got a bottle of Glatt gas bieber guys become gas begun
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What is happening are they?
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Okay, let's go
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We should be happy that he's made friends in this town so quickly we came here to hide more friends. Just means more trouble
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You're being paranoid. You need to lay off that stuff. It's changing you
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Didn't see you there your friends are downstairs kiddo get out there and play
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This is great so far. They really polished it up oh
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He's gonna masturbate or smoking pot
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He's gonna smoke, okay?
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No he's eating
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Just brownies am I right kids
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Okay, this is our room. It's a nice room Fred
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Wow
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What the heck is that dude
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I'm just trying to explore cuz I remember inside a first game. I was always like
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Wide we updated that thing, maybe we should keep it on keep it up
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Camus to the games wait where's the fart button there it is found it
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Never gets old does it okay? Let's go down check on our friends. I love our character is so beautiful I
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Have this whole arc written for him
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Well, I don't care, I'm just trying to loot all right I
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Thought you said my friends were downstairs lying fish on the door
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Okay, we're gonna get some combat
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And
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It seems like they improved it a lot this time around like you can actually move around and stuff doing this
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Which doesn't sound that exciting but?
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I'm told that it's really good brad has been playing a little bit as well
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I
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Agree, why do I have to be?
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Start a fight by punching. Okay cool pitch black
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Combat advantage, okay good because we started
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It's that a shark upon
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Okay, okay
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Use my power very nice. Yeah double heck. Yeah powers been knocked back Cossacks of damage
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Okay, I got that
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Is still up to me
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Well that was easy I thought we were playing on hard mode
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Got the kungfu kauai fist these guys are tougher okay, and we're gonna fight as a team now probably
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No, it's me versus everyone attacking an enemy first friends you come a dimension
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Yeah, okay see the full combo turn order check the timeline okay?
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different powers, okay
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Review power okay?
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We can fart I don't know what that does
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Why don't we try a fart here? Maybe that will hit all of them? Oh okay it hits three squares Scott it, okay?
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Alright, let's do that
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Ha, oh my god, that was amazing
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Hit me with a stop sign I was an axe
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Yeah, they improved a comment even further since I had played it, this is really Doug
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So I can't use the fart again. I gotta wait one round. What's the best?
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Who's the most dead?
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Alright, I guess I'm punching God
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Air it is got all of them the kawaii eggs hail to the Kibaki
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Guys let's keep moving are those Legos
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Everything here to here is lava. You can't
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Shut come on
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Everything that's not fair. What do we do the kid?
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Oh Magda, okay, so they attacked us first now
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Enemies may attempt to attack you while you explore okay? Yeah, if any man will see you you're okay, I got that
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Okay, we have a new let's just
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Well that attack the dragon you know what fuck let's just try it
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Yeah, okay work nice
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Nice
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Okay, yes fire bred striped red squares indicate damage zone. Okay? No I got that too. It's very self-explanatory have to move okay
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How do they even do that
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Just like playing when you're a kid was it taking his phone
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It was a Wayne's word I
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Can't reach him
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Are you serious okay? Now I can
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there we go take
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Whoa?
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Damn
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King dish bag Dragon Slayer, I am man King douche bag
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You know it's son, you know what what up? Where's my push ok we can in the open box?
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Get off my dick, there's a way in through the garage The Keg will fight, it press and hold oh
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My god
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Oh, I miss it. I thought the king was going to do a sweet job, but then he just did that what?
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You're good, so I hit it, I hit it all right, whatever
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Speak Bard. What happened to the stick of truth the wizard had thrown into the ocean
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Oh, yeah, that was the end of the first game
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Slay a dragon with one glow that's right if you don't
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wait
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I thought he was with you guys now. We got a distress. They know to come help him here
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It's again
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Wizard again
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My name is the king I'm from the future
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Dude, we said, we're not playing got any more. Yeah, I'll split up. What's the point? This is the void?
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In my time. There is a massive crime wave and missing cats
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I knew my only hope was to assemble the team hey you can't switch games like this
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Where's the stick of truth shut up Kevin this isn't about some dumb stick there's a cat in trouble
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And it's the key to funny the crime syndicate new to our town in the future crime syndicate said
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That sounds too heavy from Hoonah friends. Well. What do you want?
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I'd you're the fucking freedom pal to find the missing cat get $100 reward and make their superhero franchise more popular
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That's right oops again. There's a ringing coming from your basement playroom
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Come on Coon friends go get your stuff and report back to the Coon their
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Friends this bimbo sorry guys you can't play with us, we're playing superheroes now, and you guys are dorks
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What about me? Oh?
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oh
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nice transition from
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Their first game to this one can we talk to these guys see what they say well nothing left to do
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But go home and play Star Trek bridge crew we could all go to my house and sit around nice
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Nice little self promo there Ubisoft
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I see what you're doing I've been thinking about joining a gang this might be just the kick in the pants
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I need that it's a good game though to be fair. I'll let it slide oh
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Hello, the boys are down in their little basement playroom. Can I slap daddy hands?
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Eric and his friends are so imaginative
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Really Ridley I know you ain't the weird shit take all and continue Coon Kings. Okay? Oh
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Yeah, I remember this there's a pass code we have shattered. Oh, did you get locked out?
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I'm afraid little Eric put a log on the door to keep me out
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I'm sure he has the pass code written down here somewhere well
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It's probably in his room then so let's go upstairs and check it out
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What is that? What is that now?
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That sounded just like a real camp
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That is the most annoying
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Me
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All right, we're in Cartman's room. Here's the
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Who is the Coon Dame travel there must be a ton of references in here?
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I think I said there's an oculus in there. I see that they were they were on point with that episode
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Danishes for Danmark yes
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2012 election punch, what's a cracked object get some chicken wings?
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What is it telling me - oh the lamp, it's cracked
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We can read this journal ok alright, so that's a great drawing of oh
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It's the fanfiction
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Butters, and I don't remember man fake fan Christmas list ideas
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Drone hoverboard oh
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Okay well he has a oh, okay. Let's keep key code. Fuck you mom
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No, that's actually the key code, or is
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What no I can't beat you
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Seriously, okay, let's go down and check. Let me check all the room first I
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Feel like this is the kind of game I actually want to explore
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Because you know there's gonna be like secret references and stuff and that's always fun to look for yes officer
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Somebody appears to have put lava in front of my door
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But no, it's not oh my god. My son told me I will burn to death if I try and cross it
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uh-huh oh
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Yes, he did. Tell me that if I step on a crack. It would bring my mother's back mom I
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Shouldn't play with that more
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That's not enough mosquito. We have to act fast before the freedom pals can a
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Hundred dollar reward do you know what that could mean to our superhero franchise that cat looks pretty old?
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Maybe just died in the gutter somewhere
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Do I have to remind you that as of right now freedom house have a hundred followers on Instagram we have six the five of
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Us and Billy Turner who's a ginger?
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This is the key to finally feeding those fuckers, but where do we start looking that cat could be anyway?
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We need to split up mosquito take to the air and check out all the city parks. You got it. Let's go away
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Wow, what a great superhero
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Human
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What a super guy need you to use your superhuman speed to get to the mayor's office and tell her we're on the case
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Don't worry Coon you can count on
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Fast pass
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Today
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Great excuse me
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He's selling his own merch top bad guys professor chaos okay nice oh
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Yeah
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Do not touch that that device could blow up the entire Milky Way galaxy Jesus fuck
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Sorry, the new kid is trying to play with the cube of ultimate destruction
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Good shower it up the fucking galaxies stupid bitch look, dude. We already told you you can't play you aren't a super hero
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You don't have a costume you have any super powers
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Yeah
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All right look you can watch us play superheroes as long as you don't get in the way
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Make yourself useful go grab those costumes are tailored to the kins unique body specs you have to be pretty buff to fit them
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Buff yeah, that's our holding cell for super villains. Why would we keep us the furnace II device in there?
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And inspection mode to find objects by interest by holding
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L2 you seriously can't find this dependency device a superheros use inspection mode you know?
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Sorry, my controllers rebinding. Okay, so there's something over here
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We got us yeah, okay
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There's something on the table. That's cool. It makes it easy
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Can't seem to reach
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I'm just cleaning wait here, but how do I?