I'm in Iceland! We just landed. Uh, we rented a car

Marzia is here. I brought her along. You know,

I've let her come to this trip

And, uh, right now we're going to drive to Reykjavik!

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We're at the hotel. It's about 5:30. It's a really cozy hotel. We've got a little window here

Which you can climb out of if you want to-

(strained) Definitely a good idea.

I don't think I'm supposed to do this.

Marzia? Can you help me?

I bought this...

"Katla" named after the mother of Icelandic volcanoes.

If you're swedish, you know Katla is, like, the creepy dragon from...

Bröderna Lejonhjärta

Marzia: Oh, Bröderna Lejonhjärta?!

Oh, Bröderna Lejonhjärta! Of course! I love them!

Katla was the dragon, and I was so scared of Katla.

Just gonna have a little bit.

That's -- very nice.

Probably the best thing about Iceland so far is the internet.

It's really fast.

(Darude - Sandstorm playing)

OHHHHHHH

*bass drops and all that jazz*

Holy shit, this internet is amazing!

How is this- hotel internet? I just have to go to Iceland to get proper internet. How about that!

Goddamn boi!

This is so bizarre

Because I really feel like I'm in Sweden right now,

but something went horribly wrong

I'm joking, it's very nice. I really like it. I feel like home. We're just walking to the City Centre

We don't really know where, we're just..

Guessing

Marzia: We're following the church

We're following the church.

Gotta hit that "God church," *ASCENDED* am I right Marzia?

Marzia: Mhmmm

She says yes, everybody. Marzia: yes :D

We found the God church. We're going to get on top of it,

and we're gonna dab on all of the Icelandic haters.

♪♪♪*ORGANS PLAYING*♪♪♪ (the piano kind not actual organs)

We're going to the top. That was so cool by the way

So windy, Oh my god!

Jesus Christ, I didn't expect this

Okay, AHHHH, I have to hold on

to stand up here.

Incredible!

It's less windy here. It's so nice and sunny, but it's really cold

Just like Sweden. I'm home goddammit.

I just realized I forgot to dab on them

dammit [I have been disappointed before but not as much as I am now Felix]

Where did Marzia go?

I'm free, finally.

*heavy breathing into camera*

Oh, look at that.

I found you.

Oh my god! What i-- I didn't realize -- what the hell is that?

Marzia: Help me!

*laughs* I just walked as well-

Marzia: No, I'm scared

*laughs* Good job

Amazing. I'm clapping.

I feel so Icelandic with these "ice glasses", (Marzia: yeah) and... "Ice glasses"?

Eyeglasses? Sunglasses.

Marzia: (laughs) What else could it be?

Shut up *MUMBLING IN SWEDISH*

I guess that's the thing [it's a person too pewds]

Oh, wow where did my jacket go? That's so weird

I am so excited cause they have proper fish soup here, like the real- the real deal.

It's not as good as Sweden [just marry Sweden already forget Marzia]

How is it so light outside? I forgot -- Oh yeah, we're in Iceland. It's like light all the time 8 o'clock it's it?

What?! It's 8 o'clock, it's 9 o'clock! Can you believe it's nine, and it's so bright?

Marzia: Oh, it's so cute!

It's a sh-nake

It's a sh-nake, everybody.

Guys, if you go near me, I will kill you.

I will dab on you, you hater!

Oh my god, that's terrifying!

I'm really loving Iceland so far. I keep getting recognized even though I'm like this

I don't believe it like how one guy was like I "recognize your beard!"

But everyone is really lovely, everyone is really nice. It's really cool.

I ate way too much food man.

*burps* OOOHHoOHOHOHo

Oh my God. Yes! ohh *Swedish mumble*

AHAHAHA

GIFFLAR hHehehe

Ugghhhh

Oh my god, yeah.

We had some extra time this morning, and we decided to go to this whale museum

It's not really planned, but it's really cool

*dolphin sounds*

Cool, it's a narwhal, damn

We're going on a helicopter tour

They said it was a bit windy. That's why they delayed it this morning. So-- and it is really windy

So...we's gonna die.

There's our helicopter

Here we gooo! I'm super exciteeed!

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We landed...

Oh my god, my legs are all shaky

So...

It's windy

Apparently, we're walking to Mordor... hehehe

Jesus

It's so windy, too.

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I think these rocks are hot?

Oh, it feels hot...

Ohhh, ahhhh

hehehehe

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Did you enjoy that?

Marzia: Yeah, it was cool

I'm a little motion sick, but it was really fun. It was super fun. The scenery was amazing.

Marzia: My hair is insane

Even my beard is like going everywhere

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This restaurant is so cool. You see all of Iceland,

And...

-They have fish soup.

This is the best food.

Hmph!

UK, you suck at fish I'm going to say now that's right.

I guess today is like the scenic day because we're doing all this

visual stuff

tomorrow we're doing more

HARDCORE STUFF

I'm so happy whenever I get a beer and a fish soup, and I'm just like feel gooooood

*Whale dying*

Marzia: Hey

Hey, what's up

Marzia: We're going into a cave

It's like walking into a...like walking into a- like walking into a fridge

Ah- My Hat!

Oh my god

It's cool! Very cool.

Spooky...

Marzia: I'm freezing!

My nose is so red!

Woaahhhh

Oh My God, it's so cool. Okay. Should we just go? It's just too cold

Ahhh, I never want to be cold again!

Feels so good to be out.

We really just stopped for food, but we got a little a glacier tour as well.

Very nice!

Marzia: Golden circle!

We're doing the golden circle. Well, that's gonna take...

(whispers) five hours, but she doesn't know

Marzia: NO IT'S NOT!

Welcome!

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We are here the first stop, at the geyser, heheh.

This is what its like

It smells very nice. You feel that sulfur smell.

It just went off

Marzia: I saw it! That was amazing!

That's so cool. So that's the big one...

The big geyser, heheh

fuck, we just missed it!

I mean I saw it, you guys missed it. Whatever, I don't care about you guys.

Okay, so we reached the end of the circle

So we have the exact same amount of time back. I know why I'm saying this because it doesn't matter to you

We're at our second destination. Which is the waterfall Gullfoss, which I think means Golden Falls, maybe?

So cool

Oh my god, I'm getting water splashing my face

Woah!

That's so cool!

Oh my god!

I'm getting so wet!

That's insane

Oh is the camera battery gone?

So pretty. I never- never expected to see something like this. I don't know if you can hear me, but it's cool

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Today was such a memorable nice day. I think now we're gonna hope for some northern lights because we're up pretty late

We're probably not-- we're not going to see anything, but we have an equally exciting day tomorrow, and I'll see you then

Can't really see it on camera, but it's there

I see them. Ooooooh shit

Is it better- Oh I see them

That's cool.

Ooooh shit!

Oh my god. So blurry. Focus...

Can you see them? Woahhh

Woaaaah

So cool

It's like it's dancing

Okay, so we're going, uh, whale hunting now

Marzia: Hunting?

We're gonna kill the whales

After we turn left and then right

The whales will die

Apparently, there's a running thing going on

Marzia: A marathon?

I don't know, but we got to walk the final bit. We're here at the harbor

Okay we're all dressed up

(Music)

We just spotted one- Ahhhh!

Ahhh!

Nice

They show themselves so briefly it's hard to capture them

There

Ahhh!

Nice

For fuck's sake

That was really cool

Marzia: I loved it!

You loved it? Marzia: Mmhmm

We saw a couple whales

Got a nice boat ride. Marzia: Yeah, I'm freezing!

It's very cold but it was very nice

Now we're going to the blue lagoon. Which you may have seen like,

all the celebrities go to

Anyway, it looks like we're driving at this car commercial road right now

"Wanna buy the new Kia?"

"Pewdiepie drives a Kia"

I don't drive a Kia. But if you wanna pay me, Kia... ;)

And how could I forget! It's our anniversary!

Six year anniversary so we're going to a nice restaurant at Blue Lagoon as well

Are we going to a...

Evil villain layer, or -- What's happening?

Okay, so we're in the blue lagoon

And we're in this, uh, private area and, like, we have our own...

It's very nice

Very nice [Borat style]

Ooh it's hot! It's REALLY hot!

Marzia: Really? Felix: Yeah

he said between 38 to 40 degree- Ooooh it feels so-

(gasp) ooh!

Marzia: Wait, we're supposed to wash ourselves first!

Oh, shit. Did I not do that?

Oops. I'm sorry, Iceland.

Do you like this?

Marzia: No.

You like this Marzia?

Marzia: No.

I look like a wet cat.

Ooh...

Oh, my god it feels so good!

Ooo, it's cold. The contrast of hot and cold.

Marzia: It's nice

My God, it's so amazing look --

We're outside

(sigh)

I love this.

Sooo nice.

Oh my god! It's like heaven!

Can I float?

Not really

It's what I expected, and more

(Very Nice Gibberish)

How do I look?

This is the same stuff that's in the water

This is my thumbnail, I feel like

We've been here for a couple hours now. It's dark

Marzia: *sneeze*