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- Welcome to our
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Thanks, Mr. DeSanto.
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You know most of these jokers.
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Larry's our policy ace.
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Zach's a research machine.
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And Todd's a ninja with sarcasm.
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Sarcasm, huh?
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Any good?
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No, I'm terrible.
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Oh, that's too bad.
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Ugh-- I was doing it!
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All right, tomorrow's debate topic
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is, should the US switch to the metric system?
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Oh, fun.
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I love the metric system.
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I give it a 10 out of 10.
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[chuckle]
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Get it?
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[chuckle]
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Everything's 10.
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Uh, tough luck, kiddo.
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We've been assigned the negative-- against it.
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But shouldn't we argue for what we really believe?
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[laughter]
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Guys, guys.
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Tina, pretending to strongly believe in something that you
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don't is great preparation for being,
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like, a lawyer or a stepdad.
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I guess I might be one of those someday.
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You just have to stuff down your feelings
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and stop believing in anything.
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I think I can do that.
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I mean, I don't think I can, but I'm pretending I can.
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Now you're getting it.