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Buy one of my mini flower love weeds for your Valentine.
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What flower what weeds?
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A weed is just the right plant growing in the wrong place.
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I'm selling bouquets for a buck each.
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Who's in?
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Hey, Tina.
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Hey, Jimmy Junior.
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Do you have any Valentine's plans?
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Are you free today at lunch?
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[gasps] Valentine's Day plans, today, lunch, me with you?
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[nervously laughs]
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Uh, yeah.
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No, I don't.
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Cool.
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So will you meet me in a gymnasium at lunch?
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I love it already.
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Great, well what you're wearing is fine.
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Unless you brought something else.
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You probably didn't.
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Wait, what?
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Did your bring-- forget it.
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Just-- yeah.
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Don't be late and brush your teeth.
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(SINGING) Ba da ba dee da ba du da da dee!
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[grumbling] Oh, my stomach.
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Oh, uh, joy poops.
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Gotta get to the bathroom.
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Zeke is literally selling weeds
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and people are buying them.
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God, this is the dumbest holiday ever.
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Yeah, love can really make people do some wacky things,
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huh?
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[gasps] Hey, are you gonna be a lunch today?
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Well, I made a reservation.
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Why?
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Oh, I don't know.
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Just checking.
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Check.
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Just pretending to check a box.
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Anyway, I should be going.
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Bye.
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Bye.
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Good, poor kid picked up the wrong inhaler.