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  • Male Singer: ♪ We don't need nobody else

  • ♪ 'Cause we can have fun all by ourselves

  • It's just the two, it's just the two of us today It's just the two, it's just the two of us today

  • It's just the two, it's just the two of us

  • And I always want it to stay

  • Just the two of us

  • Doofenshmirtz: (sighs) Some vacation this turned out to be.

  • Farmer's Wife: So you bought a Museum of Biological Oddities, but you didn't get any biological oddities?

  • Doofenshmirtz: Huh. What?

  • Farmer's Wife: There it is!

  • Dodo: Narf narf narf! Narf!

  • Candace: Mooooooommmm!!!!

  • Mom! MOOOMM! Mom, mom! Mom! Mom! MOOOOMMMMM! Mooommmm! MOOOMMMMM!!!

  • (instrumental)

  • Mom! Mommm! Mooommmm! Mom! Mom! MOOOMMMM!! Mom, Mom, Mom! MOOMMMM!!

  • (instrumental)

  • Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom! Mom!! Mom, Mom!!! MOOOOMMMMM!!!!

  • Mom, Mom, Mom, MOOOMMMM!! Mom, Mom, Mom, MOOOMMMM!!

  • MOOoOoOoOOOOOOMMMmMMMMmMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!

  • Mom, Phineas and Ferb are digitally retuning my voice!

  • Phineas:This is the best ice cream I've ever had!

  • Male Singer: ♪ Oh, that's right! ♪

  • Houston, we've got a situation

  • Female Singer: ♪ You better stand by the phone! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ It's a brand new lunar taste sensation

  • Female Singer: ♪ Served on a waffle cone! ♪

  • We got chocolate, vanilla

  • Male Singer: ♪ But we don't have rocky road! ♪

  • Female Singer: ♪ It's not that we don't like it! ♪

  • We left the marshmallows at home I blame Baljeet! ♪

  • Baljeet: Hey! I thought we discussed this earlier. Male Singer: It's in the lyrics, man.

  • Male Singer: ♪ You're livin' in a fun house, baby

  • You're livin' in a fun house, pass the gravy! ♪

  • And while we're on the subject, meet my friend Davy He was in the navy and his hair is wavy

  • We're livin' in a fun house, mama We're livin' in a fun house, quite the drama

  • And while we're on the subject, that Peruvian llama's Wearing my pajamas and I know that I'm-a ♪

  • Just livin' in a fun house, baby! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ We can see the tops of buildings Come along with me

  • You can vary your view of the area From our aerial area rug

  • Tiny Cowboys: ♪ Meatloaf

  • Meatloaf

  • Meatloaf lover

  • Warms you from the inside like it's made by your mother

  • Talkin' 'bout meatloaf (Meatloaf, yeah) ♪

  • We're talkin' 'bout meatloaf (meatloaf, yeah) ♪

  • We're talkin' bout meatloaf (meatloaf, yeah, yeah, yeah) ♪

  • Norm: ♪ If I was real, Rappers: You could feel! ♪

  • Norm: ♪ I could really emote

  • Instead of shorting out whenever he sits on the remote

  • ♪ I want a dad Rappers: A father! ♪

  • Norm: ♪ Someone I can call pop

  • Someone to take me out for malts down at the soda shop

  • Someone to take me on a fishing trip or teach me how to ride a bike

  • Who'll pat me on the head and ask me "how you doin', tyke?" Women Singers and Rappers: How you doin', tyke? ♪

  • Well, I'm fine, all things considered Wanna be a real boy but I don't wanna sound embittered

  • But thanks for asking, seriously!

  • Male Singer: ♪ Just sit right down, you look like a hungry gent, ♪

  • Our biscuits and gravy, go down like wet cement, ♪

  • So, if you're looking for home cooking, or you want to see a three-headed toad, ♪

  • Just come on in for a little bit of home on the road ♪(x3)

  • ♪ (Everything's Better with Perry instrumental) ♪

  • Major Monogram: Alright everybody, tall kids in the back. Just need to do a little more programming here, and we'll be ready to roll.

  • Phineas: Hey, buddy. Ferb and I just wanted to say our goodbyes.

  • You know, we thought we'd met the real you when we found out you were Agent P.

  • But the fact is, pet, secret agent, they're both the real you.

  • You are now, and always have been a great pet, and a great friend.

  • We're going to miss you, Agent P.

  • I love you, pal.

  • Carl: Sir, are you crying? Major Monogram: No, I'm sweating through my eyes.

  • Phineas: Okay sir, we're ready.

  • Major Monogram: Okay Carl, we're all set.

  • Isabella: Uh, Major Monogram? Major Monogram: Uh, yes?

  • Isabella: So, none of us will remember any of today? Major Monogram: That's right.

  • Isabella: Good!

  • Phineas: (surprised) Isabella!

  • Isabella: Hit it, Carl! Phineas: Wait, wait, wait!

  • Oh Yeah! ♪ (Laughing)

  • Now me and my bro, we're takin' care of things

  • Went from a pair of jokers to a couple of kings

  • It goes to show you never know just what a shuffle brings

  • Me and my bro, are takin' care of things

  • That's right, we're bros, we're brothers, different father and mother

  • But don't you diss or slam or slide us, we look after one another

  • Cause we're thicker than thieves and we're cooler than kings

  • Oh man, you better believe, we're takin' care of things. ♪

  • ♪ I'll tell you up front that I've got your back And I know that you've got mine

  • As long as we stick together side by side

  • Yo, bro, it's gonna turn out fine Yo, bro, it's gonna turn out fine

  • Now me and my bro, we're takin' care of things

  • Went from a pair of jokers to a couple of kings

  • It goes to show you never know just what a shuffle brings

  • Me and my bro, are takin' care of things

  • ♪ (Last verse of Everything's Better with Perry) ♪

  • Everything's better with Perry (Everything's better with Perry) ♪

  • Everything is better with Perry (Everything is better, everything is better with Perry)♪

  • Everything's better and we Just want to tell you Perry

  • Everything's better with you

  • Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da Da

  • We pass a couple gas stations, and a defunct flower shop, ♪

  • And as we're passing by this farm, the pigs all look up from their slop, ♪

  • We don't mean to disturb

  • Yeah, it's just the Tour de Ferb! ♪

  • ♪ (Tour de Ferb) ♪

  • Male Singer: He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! Backing scat: (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X2 ♪

  • Male Singer: He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray-ee-ay-ee-ay! ♪

  • He's got more than just mad skill, Female Singer: (Wah-ah-ah) ♪

  • Male Singer: He's got a beaver tail and a bill, Female Singer: (ah-ah) ♪

  • Male Singer: And the women swoon whenever they hear him sa-a-a-ay: ♪

  • (pause; Perry chatters and women faint)

  • Male Singer: He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! ♪

  • Beckham (blond): Oi, Cousin Ferb, we're dreadfully sorry for giving you such a hard time. You're an brilliant footballer, an all-around good chap and a Brit through and through.

  • Ferb: Actually lads, I'm not a Brit or a Yank. I'm just Ferb.

  • Jingle Singers: ♪ Nostrils on the Bus! ♪

  • Nostril #3: ♪ It's not public transport It's a sports-themed charter

  • Nostrils: ♪ Association football

  • Nostril #3: ♪ Nobody's rockin' harder

  • When you think about it All you need to know about us is that

  • Nostrils: ♪ We are the NostrilsNostrils & Driver: ♪ And we're on this bus! ♪

  • Jingle Singers: ♪ Nostrils on the Bus! ♪

  • Dr Diminutive: I don't have a Napoleon complex. Napoleon had a me complex! Don't cross me!

  • Of course L.O.V.E.M.U.F.F.I.N bylaws which govern us all Say to enter this pageant, you must this tall

  • So you're disqualified! ♪

  • Diminutive: You can't do that!

  • Yes, we can! ♪

  • Diminutive: Why?

  • ♪ 'Cause we're evil

  • Evil

  • Evil tonight! ♪

  • Or when you have to buy your undead things, ♪

  • From Danville's one Goth store! ♪

  • ♪ I'm a grim and lonely vampire teen, ♪

  • Living in a brightly lit suburban dream. ♪

  • ♪ I should sleep, sleep, sleep 'til the day is done, ♪

  • But I'm a lost little vampire in the sun! ♪

  • ♪ I used to get stuck on the simplest of things

  • ♪ I never tried flying or spreading my wings

  • What I want to convey is that I'm getting away

  • ♪ 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! (I'm breaking out) ♪

  • From the things that were holding me back (I'm breaking out) ♪

  • In every wall if you look there's a crack (I'm breaking out) ♪

  • In the end that's what life's all about

  • ♪ 'Cause tonight I'm breaking out! ♪

  • Archeologist: This is it. No one has seen this for a thousand of years.

  • (Blows dust)

  • The legend tells of an epic battle between the Mongol army and potato gremlin creatures while a pharmacist from the future worked in vain to return to his time, crying out "Curse you, Perry the Platypus!".

  • I swear, I majored in this in collage.

  • News-anchor: Hey, I hear you kids have invented a new language. Tell us all about it!

  • Phineas: Sure, follow me!

  • Phineas: ♪ You take the first letter of every word

  • You move it to the end and then say '-erb' ♪

  • It's like we're adding a phonetica boost to it

  • Don't get confused, just get used to it

  • Isabella: ♪ You take the first letter of every wordPhineas: ♪ Whenever someone sneezes, ♪ Baljeet, Buford: ♪ Whenever you meet someone on the street

  • Isabella: ♪ You move it to the end and then say "-erb" ♪ Phineas: ♪ You no longer say "bless you" ♪ ♪ Don't shake their hand, just stomp your feet

  • Isabella: ♪ It's like we're adding a phonetica boost to itPhineas: ♪ Instead you play a flugelhornBaljeet, Buford: ♪ And your conversation won't be complete

  • Isabella: ♪ Don't get confused, just get used to itPhineas: ♪ And give him your left shoeBaljeet, Buford: ♪ Until you give him a big slab of meat

  • Isabella: ♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping

  • And I've bought some corn for popping

  • The lights are turned way down low

  • Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow! ♪

  • ♪ (La, la la la, la la la) (La la la, la la la, la la la) (Let it snow!) Isabella: A-a-ah... ♪

  • Let it snow! ♪

  • Fireside Girls: ♪ Let it Snow! ♪

  • Isabella: ♪O-oh, o-o-o-o-o-oh... ♪

  • ♪ (Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow!) ♪

  • Isabella: ♪ Let it snow! ♪

  • Phinabunk: ♪ Ooh chaka ooh chaka

  • Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Kay carga mana hoo (hey!) ♪

  • Mog/Da/Can-tok/Jerabunk: ♪ Ya ya ya

  • Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Gunga larga mungalo

  • Boofgard and Baljug: ♪ Zooga ooga chonga

  • Isabelock/Caveside Girls: ♪ Beep boppa zabodu

  • All: ♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo (x2) ♪

  • Chucka lacka moo eetchie ♪ ♪ Eetchie she ma ooga

  • Ooga (x2) ♪

  • Gerb: ♪ Ooga ooga ooga ooga

  • All: ♪ Chucka lacka moo eetchie she ma goo

  • These flowers are way out of season

  • You'll fly to a swamp planet, meet a little green man

  • And move big heavy things with your miiiiiiiiiiiiiind... ♪

  • But I know a way we can make you a warrior

  • Even though now you're a wuss

  • It's the Way of the Platypus! ♪

  • It's the Way of the Platypus! ♪

  • Now for truth the battle's over

  • And evil's reign is done

  • Our hero stands triumphant...

  • No, no, wait, I was wrong. ♪ He's up again! ♪

  • I feel reasonably sure it's over this time. What do you guys think? Oh, wait, ♪ He's up again! ♪

  • Carl: From the top of another hill, a figure appears, a shaft of light shining off his auburn hair.

  • Major Monogram: Carl!

  • Carl: Sir, you're crushing my spirit.

  • Major Monogram: Yes. Yes I am.

  • Background scat: ♪ (Dooby dooby doo-bah) X3 ♪

  • Female Singers: ♪ Perry! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action! Female Singers: In a fez! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ He's got more than just mad skill! He's got a beaver tail and a bill! ♪

  • Female Singers: ♪ And a fez! ♪

  • Male Singer: ♪ He's Perry, Perry the Platypus! ♪ Major Monogram: But you can call him Agent P.

  • Male Singer: ♪ Perry! ♪ Major Monogram: I said you can call him Agent P!

  • Male Singer: ♪ A-Gent P! ♪

  • Livin' in an ant society (Ants...) ♪

  • With ants much bigger than you and me (Ants...) ♪

  • Diggin' in tunnels, it's a crazy scene (Ants...)♪

  • With soldiers, drones and one big queen

  • Phineas: Cool!

  • ♪ (Ants...) ♪

  • Ah, you can spend your lives in here, it's great

  • We can lift 10 times our body weight

  • Crowd: Ooh! Ooh!

  • Phineas: (At crowd) Cheesetopia is now open!

  • My fever starts to climb up above hundred degrees

  • When I fly through the breeze with ease upon my cheese trapeze

  • They know the cheese with ease-box squeeze, that is my expertise

  • Cheesetopia! Cheesetopia! ♪

  • Ahh Cheesetopia (Cheesetopia) ♪

  • Ahhh! Cheesetopia

  • Phineas: It's like Utopia, with cheese!

  • ♪ ...tronic! ♪

  • He can assume any form

  • Hang on, I'm gonna backpedal

  • There's one caveat, It must be big and metal

  • Perrytro-o-o-o-o-onic! ♪

  • He can't be kitten or a little block of wood

  • Perrytronic! ♪

  • Not sure that if you'd want him to even if he could

  • Perrytronic! ♪

  • So let me recap so that this is all settled

  • He can transform into anything that's big and metal

  • Perrytro-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-onic! ♪

  • Oh, baby! ♪

  • Let's take half a day to be together

  • Let's make half a day last forever

  • Let's take half a day to make our dreams come true, yeah! ♪

  • Let's spend half a day with you! ♪

  • With you! (Whoo!) ♪

  • Yeah you! (Hey! Hey!) ♪

  • With you! ♪

  • Dr. Doofenshmirtz:♪ People say that it's alright They're only trying to be polite