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  • Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!

  • It's freedom like you- Here we-

  • FUCK

  • Hey idiot.

  • You can't even chomp me. What are you, stupid?

  • Yo, look at this big dumbass. Heh heh heh.

  • What you lookin at, stup-

  • ...fuck

  • Here I go for my money move.

  • Oh god, I'm gonna fuckin-

  • *Gasp* Okay!

  • Now, just gotta bounce onto this guy's-

  • *Gasp* Okay!

  • Now you just gotta jump-

  • ARGH, MOTHERFUCK- GET IN THERE

  • Oh, and that's as simple as that, ladies and gentlemen. Every single time.

  • Wow, that's cute.

  • They got a whole 2D section and everything. Heh heh heh.

  • Of course, I never play by the rules. Here we go.

  • We're gonna skip the whole thing, baby. Here we go!

  • You can't.... You can't skip it at all.

  • Here's a little trick for you speedrunners out there.

  • Uh...

  • You can actually get an early Moon here if you just bounce-

  • There you go and then...

  • Yeah and then yeah.....

  • Just gotta really concentrate...Uh... See?

  • See and then here you go.

  • You're cutting seconds off your speed run already and you just gotta-

  • Fucking piece of shit!!

  • -wanna get that bird.

  • Gimme the- Gimme the b-

  • Gimme the jewel!

  • Gimme the- Ah pfft, what?!

  • It change directions! What the fuck?!

  • How did I even get here?

  • This is horrible!

  • Uh oh, Mario's low on health.

  • Doesn't look good for him- EH!

  • Don't you ever fuck with me!

  • Ooh, I'm good at this one.

  • So what you gotta do basically is draw the perfect triangle,

  • and then the lines disapp- Ooh!

  • We're taking the turn a little wide.

  • Okay, we can fix this. We can fix this. Just gotta go-

  • Now that's pretty good.

  • Let's see what I got.

  • Zero points?!

  • Are you kidding me? No, how is-

  • How is he even calculating the points? It's broken. He's broke-

  • How do you get all the way over there?

  • That's impossible. You can't even go there-

  • I figured it out! Watch and learn, boys!

  • TEEEEEEEE

  • Watch this.

  • TAAAAAAA

  • This is why they call me...

  • ...Mr. Mario.

  • Teh... heh... heeeeh....

  • Dammit! Come on!

  • Okay, this is the real one though, guys. Watch this.

  • *Wheezing noise*

  • He's-

  • I b- I beat the game.

  • He's a- at that- that- that- yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • And then you win- And then yeah, and then-

  • Fuck!

  • Ooh, Glydon! That's how you get over there.

  • Oh, okay. Now- Now I figured it out.

  • Get up there, you piece of crap dinosaur.

  • Okay, yeah. This guy sucks.

  • Looks like we're gonna do it the real way, guys.

  • I got a good feeling about this one-

  • COME ON! COME ON!

  • *Deep Breath*

  • I did it!

  • PIECE OF SHIT! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY COINS IT TOOK FOR ME TO GET OVER HE-

  • Killin' him off. Killin' the character off. You're out.

  • Do you think you could find me four musicians?

  • Yeah.

  • Here's one.

  • This guy playing drums right behind you.

  • Ever see this guy before?

  • All right. What are we dealing with here?

  • Bop! And like that, I have now memorized the entire layout of the level.

  • Ladies and gentlemen, witness the power of the human mind.

  • By utilizing my Dunkey Photographic Memory

  • I can remember every single detail.

  • Watch this. There's a platform...

  • Boom. Okay, now wa-

  • Fuck!

  • *slap* Come on, I was so far, man!

  • Hey!

  • He stole my hat!

  • That's okay. I didn't even need the hat anyway.

  • Look how good I am.

  • 00:03:23,500 --> 00:03:24,820 I don't even need the hat.

  • This is a tricky one. This'll get ya. You got-

  • Ha ha ha!

  • Gotta be care- Gotta be careful on this one!

  • Woohoo!

  • Now this one is strictly for the big boys.

  • Watch and learn. Watch and learn!

  • WATCH AND *wheeze*

  • Hoo hoo!

  • 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:45,560 Okay, I'm all done with the level. See you later, Crappy. Bye bye.

  • You need the hat to put him in the thing.

  • I call this my Goomba Trick.

  • Look at what I do. He- You bastards!

  • Ooh, I'm good at this. Okay, so what you gotta do

  • is you have to memorize what he looks like and then you draw him.

  • Eye... The eye was definitely there.

  • Yeah, yeah. Okay, the nose... The nose.

  • Was it up or was it side- I think it was up. Yeah.

  • I think it was up. And then of course, the mouth.

  • Now, hmm hmm...

  • Witness the power... The sheer power of my Dunkey Photographic Memory.™

  • No, that's not what I did...

  • Here's a little uh... party trick to impress your friends.

  • You know, when you're out... Late night, you're out... You're out at the party

  • You know, with the Nintendo Switch on the roof like in the commercial...

  • Don't hit it, you i-

  • Just gotta jum- Goddammit.

  • Be careful not to break the walnut-

  • *gasp* There! There, there.

  • Hey, just... Dammit.

  • Here we go. Just gotta get the onion out-

  • Get off. Get off the thing!

  • Get off the acorn. Fucking god!

  • Yeah, okay. Okay. I'm on the peanut. That's the- That's the hard part.

  • Now, this is the easier part. 'kay, you just gotta-

  • *slap* Oh my-

  • GET OFF!!

  • FUCK!!

  • Okay, okay, okay. Here we go. Here we go! Heh-

  • YES! YES, I DID IT!

  • He he he he ha ha ha ha!

  • No more fucking around.

  • Okay guys, if I mess this one up, I'll go back to playing League of Legends. How 'bout that?

  • Oh, fuck...

  • I know why this isn't working.

  • I need the sombrero!

  • Come on, baby. Come on. Yes!

  • Yes! Yes!

  • See? See how much faster and easier that is than the normal way.

  • I mean, you can never go back.

  • [Outro]

Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!

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Mario Odyssey Tips and Tricks

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