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Blocko: Hey There!
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Welc-
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Guys guys!
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No time for the intro.
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I've found it.
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THE TRUE PURPOSE OF A TOILET…
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It's a portal to the YOUR world. I know!
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Well that's my hunch at least.
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We're gonna test it out.
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Maybe I will see you there!
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Here we go!
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[OVERLY DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYING]
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Oh my god.
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It smells so bad!
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Whoa it worked!
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oh hey!
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PHIL: Aren't you Blocko from Life Noggin?
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BLOCKO: In the flesh!
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Well, pixel i guess.
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PHIL: Oh my god, I don't even have time to freak out.
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I'm on date and it's going awful and I need to stress cry in this stall so if you could just
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BLOCKO: Well what's wrong?
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PHIL: Everything is going wrong!
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BLOCKO: Also, where am I?
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PHIL: You know things!
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How do I become better at dating?
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BLOCKO: I don't really know too much about dating.
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I don't think I -
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PHIL: Please! Please! You gotta help me out!
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I am so desperate and i...
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I am talking to an animation.
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BLOCKO: Okay okay!
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How about this?
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I help you as best as i can, using science of course, and you can take me around Los
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Angeles and show me the sights.
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PHIL: Yeah yeah yeah fine! Whatever!
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Just tell me what to do.
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BLOCKO: Well where's your date?
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PHIL: I can't believe she left.
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I didn't think it was going that bad.
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BLOCKO: Phil, there are plenty of fish in the sea.
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PHIL: I know.
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I've already seen your video on that.
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There has to be some kind of invisible force at play here right?
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BLOCKO: Actually yeah!
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There called Pheromones!
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PHIL: Are you about to start doing that thing where you have a bunch of information pour
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out and there is infographi-
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BLOCKO: You see, pheromones are substances emitted by an organism to help elicit a certain
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behavioral or psychological response in another organism of the same species.
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They're carried in the air, received by the nose, and then can go to places in the
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brain.
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The first one was found with silkworm moths, but since then they've been found in other
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animals like pigs, hamsters and even goldfish!
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There is still some controversy though over whether or not they exist with you humans.
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PHIL: Huh.
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I didn't know that.
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BLOCKO: Well, That's kinda what I'm here for!
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[GENERIC ROYALTY FREE POP SONG PLAYS AS PHIL'S RING TONE]
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PHIL: This is a joke.
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It's just a joke ringtone.
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BLOCKO: Answer the phone Phil.
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PHIL: Sure.
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Hey! Hey there!
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VOICE ON PHONE: Hey Phil, I'm so sorry.
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I had to run and take care of a family thing.
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PHIL: Oh it's no worries.
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VOICE ON PHONE: I was wondering if you'd like to have dinner tonight as a re-do.
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If you're busy I understand.
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PHIL: No no no, I'm not busy at all.
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I'm free all the time.
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Uh, well not all the time.
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I do things sometimes.
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I just uh...
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Yeah.
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Tonight sounds great.
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How about 7?
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Same place?
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VOICE ON PHONE: That sounds good to me!
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PHIL: Alright.
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It's a date.
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BLOCKO: I thought it was already a date?
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VOICE ON PHONE: See you soon!
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PHIL: BYE!
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BLOCKO: Phil?...
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Phil?
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Phil!?
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Phillium!
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PHIL: Why did i say 7?
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That's not even enough time to panic!
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You still need to tell me what to do!
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BLOCKO: Whoa! Okay! Hold on!
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Everything you're feeling is normal.
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When you're attracted to someone, your dopamine levels rise like a giant wave!
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It's what gives you that intense craving to want to see them and the euphoria you get
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whenever you're around them.
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Your serotonin levels also drop, which helps boost your desire and can cause you to focus
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on little else other than your potential partner.
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These changing chemicals in your body can help explain why humans start blushing, have
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have sweaty palms,
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and even have their hearts go aflutter,
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speeding like a racecar when they like someone!
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In this case that someone is Katie.
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PHIL: Yeah but what if she -
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BLOCKO: Never saw the sun?
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Good question!
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You see -
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PHIL: What? No!
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What if she doesn't like me?
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BLOCKO: Oh!
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We'll i think she likes you!
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I mean i don't know too much about dating but she still wants to hang out with you so,
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that's gotta be a good sign right?
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PHIL: You're right.
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I- I can do this.
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I-I-I can totally do this.
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I can't do this.
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I totally can't do this.
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BLOCKO: Yes you can!
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This all just science.
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Okay?
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It's not some mystical force.
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Act like she's a person and you're gonna be okay.
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Plus if things go south just start saying a bunch of facts.
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PHIL: Why would I do that?
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BLOCKO: Oh.
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I don't know.
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It's just always worked for me so that's what I do.
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PHIL: Here she comes! Hide!
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BLOCKO: Good luck!
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Ow!
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Hey! I'm still in here!
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PHIL: My bad!
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KATIE: So sorry again!
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PHIL: Oh don't even worry about it.
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I hope everything is okay?
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KATIE: No, yeah, My brother had a flat tire so I had to be the hero.
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PHIL: Well, I'm glad everything's okay now!
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KATIE: What have you been up to since we last saw each other?
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PHIL: Ah! You know!
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Just uh... hanging out.
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Real quick. Sorry to interrupt.
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Just dropping off some chips and salsa.
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The salsa is really bad.
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Please don't eat it.
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I'll be right back to take care of you guys.
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PHIL: Thank you.
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KATIE: So have you seen any good movies recently?
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PHIL: Yeah.
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I just watched a short documentary on birds.
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KATIE: Oh really?
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Can you give me any cool bird facts?
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PHIL: Um...
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BLOCKO: DID YOU KNOW THAT SOME BIRDS EAT OTHER BIRDS!!!
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PHIL: What are you doing?
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BLOCKO: Well, you couldn't think of a fact so I helped.
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KATIE: Who is this cute little guy?
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BLOCKO: Oh hey there!
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My name is Blocko!
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KATIE: Hi Blocko.
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What are you in his shirt pocket?
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PHIL: He was just um...
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BLOCKO: Phil is acting the way he's acting because-
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PHIL: He gets a little loopy sometimes.
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BLOCKO: Oh, you wanna talk loopy?
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You made friends with an animation you found in the toilet.
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KATIE: Oh please tell me more.
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BLOCKO: Certainly.
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After he found me in the bathroom he asked me -
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PHIL: Oh you know we don't really need to get into that.
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BLOCKO: Phil, don't be so modest.
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He's all sweaty because he finds you attractive.
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This is all science.
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PHIL: This is a nightmare.
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BLOCKO: When people find each other attractive, things happen outside the body that you can see!
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Besides Phil's sweaty palms here, your pupils can dilate when you like someone, opening
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up in an unconscious reaction.
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Not only that, but Phil partially has you KATIE to blame for all those bags under his eyes.
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in the early stages of liking someone, it can be common for you humans to lose out on
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sleep since you get all restless thinking about the other person.
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KATIE: You sure do know a lot of stuff.
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BLOCKO: Oh stop it.
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Leave a comment!
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PHIL: Don't encourage him.
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KATIE: Well I like you too and your bio said you play D&D so that's a plus!
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BLOCKO: See!
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This is wonderful!
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You can both be sweaty!
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Oh. Okay.
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This is where you guys fall for each other.
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So, I'll leave you too alone to talk about nerdy stuff.
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I'm gonna go find the chef and ask him for some pizza bagels.
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PHIL: Okay, so um, what class do you play in D&D?
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KATIE: Definitely a rogue.
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A Half Elf Rogue.
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PHIL: No way that's pretty cool!
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KATIE: What about you?
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PHIL: Aarakocra Ranger.
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Yeah, right?
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It sounds like it'd be hard to play.
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Actually not that hard to play.
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KATIE: That's awesome.
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Oh hey! Uh, what's up?
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BLOCKO: It's time to go on our adventure remember?
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PHIL: Right, uh, maybe we can do it tomorrow?
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KATIE: Everything okay?
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BLOCKO: Katie!
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Oh does she already live here!?
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KATIE: Hi Blocko!
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BLOCKO: Would you like to come explore LA with us?
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PHIL: You know i'm sure she's got a lot of -
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KATIE: Sure!
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PHIL: Okay!
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Why not!?
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BLOCKO: Hooray!
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You know I've always wanted to see the hollywood sign.
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Did you know that the hollywood sign was made -
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PHIL: How bout we get there first before we start going off huh?
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BLOCKO: Okay! You got it!
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Katie, is it just me or does Phil seem annoyed?
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[UPBEAT DRUM AND GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS ]
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Huge thank you to my friend Cam from Cams creations.
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He helped bring me into the real world!
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Cam makes incredibly entertaining videos using visual effects over on his channel.
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Check it out now and tell him Blocko sent you!