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- This is like homophobic bachelorette.
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(laughs)
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This is horrible.
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- [Interviewer] What's your name
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and what do you do for a living?
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- My name's Kimmy and I'm a student.
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- My name's Carlos, I make custom pet apparel.
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- [Interviewer] Are you nervous about today?
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- Absolutely, I have no idea what's going on.
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I can feel my temperature raising.
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(laughs)
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- [Interviewer] Do you ever label people?
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- I try not to, but I'm sure I probably do it subconsciously.
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- Label people?
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Yes, sometimes.
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- Keep an open mind that way.
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You never know what you're going to see on the street.
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- [Interviewer] Well today, you're going to be doing some labeling.
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- Okay.
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- [Interviewer] We're gonna bring individuals out
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and you're gonna try and guess their sexual orientation.
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- Okay.
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- Oh sh-
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(laughs)
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- This is actually gonna be interesting.
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- [Interviewer] And those are your different options, yes.
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- Man.
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- [Interviewer] Alright, who's first?
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- Ya good man?
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- Yeah.
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Oh, you did the fist bump, okay.
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Okay my brotha.
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- Okay, so I know he's not a lesbian.
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Queer femme, no.
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Asexual, he might be.
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- You actually might not even be from this country.
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(both laugh)
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I think I nailed it judging by his expression.
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- Why do you keep your phone on your hip?
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- It's just my style.
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- That's your, hey, that's your style.
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Okay that helps.
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- I feel like the aesthetic is really put together.
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Oh man.
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- Do you know Cher?
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- No, I don't know her.
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- Oh you might be straight.
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That was a big clue right there.
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- You like dancin'?
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- Yeah, I like dancin', yeah.
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- What do you do at the club?
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- I be good, good, good, good, good.
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- Okay, I think I have my.
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- [Interviewer] What, just from that?
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(laughs)
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- I think he's a straight male.
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- I'll say bi.
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- Giving everything, I'm gonna give him bisexual.
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This is what I'm gonna label you.
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- [Interviewer] Why?
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- You're way too clean cut to be straight.
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(laughs) And if you are,
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I'm sorry for hurtin' your feelin's.
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- Hello. - Hi.
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- Pretty chill you know.
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(both laugh)
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- She looks like could be somebody's mom.
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- Maybe a nice country girl.
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- Just homegrown, she probably grew up on a farm.
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Did you grow up on a farm?
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No? (both laugh)
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- Would you walk and strike a pose please?
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- Okay. (laughs)
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- Definitely a lesbian.
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Most girls if you said strike a pose,
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they would've been like, ah, ah, yeah.
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- Yeah, I kinda get queer vibes.
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Yeah, the queer vibes are extending out.
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- Heterosexual.
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- She's straight, trust me on this, okay?
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She looked me in my eyes, she like dudes.
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- I hope I'm not offending these people.
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'Cause I couldn't stand there all day and get judged.
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- Let's see.
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- Hmm.
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- What do you like to do?
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- I like to cook, like to hang out with people.
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- Okay, her voice kind of sounded lesbian,
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if that even is a thing that I can say.
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- She is a straight female.
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- I wanna go queer.
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- [Interviewer] Alright.
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- Okay.
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- Well how are you?
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- I'm good how are you? - That's great!
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I'm Lance.
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- You look terrific.
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- She smells really good.
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- Where are you from?
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- From Thailand.
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- How long have you been in the States?
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- 16 years.
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- Can you sing us your favorite song?
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- ♫ Rah rah ah ah ah.
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(laughs) ♫ Roma roma ma.
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- [Interviewer] Can you strut around him?
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- Walk around him?
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- Uh-huh.
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(laughs)
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- Woah this turned into a whole new...
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(all laugh)
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- Do I have transsexual?
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No.
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You could be a guy, but I don't think so.
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- She screams straight woman, you know.
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Just getting glammed up, definitely the way she roared out Lady Gaga.
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- Yeah, she's straight. (laughs)
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- [Interviewer] Why do you think that?
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- Because...
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- No matter what you identify as, I'm gonna give you straight.
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- Okay. - Are you sure?
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(crew laughs)
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- Yeah, I'm positive. - Okay.
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(laughs)
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- Hi.
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- The Jordan emblem kinda popped out at me.
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- Do you know who Bette Davis is?
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- No.
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- Do you know who Barbra Streisand is?
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(crew laughs)
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Do you know who Bette Midler is?
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- No.
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- Another straight one.
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- [Interviewer] Why?
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- He's straight.
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(all laugh)
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- How are you? - Good how are you?
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- Good thank you.
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- What's your favorite sport?
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- Baseball.
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- What's your favorite type of car?
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- I like Camaros.
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- Yeah, me too, see this guy's, talkin' 'bout man.
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- Well I don't know too many gay Asians,
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so I'll say heterosexual.
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- You can just give me that right now.
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(laughs) Your hat.
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Only straight guys wear hats. (laughs)
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There you go. - [Interviewer] Alright.
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- Cool hair, just kinda looks edgy.
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Confident stance.
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- You, he look like a J. Crew commercial.
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(laughs)
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- Push me, that way.
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- Jump.
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- Do five pushups.
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One, two, three.
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- This is really a difficult.
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- I'm gonna just go with asexual.
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Doesn't strike me as someone who is very sexual.
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- I think he's gay.
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- Pansexual, even though I'm not really quite sure.
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(both laugh)
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- How are ya? - Good.
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- Startin' off with the sniff.
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Hmm.
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- She's not really like girly girly.
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She has kinda like this masculine energy to her.
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Bisexual.
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- Bisexual.
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- She's straight.
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- Well I think you're a straight female.
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Out with your girlfriends, get a cocktail, that's a good typical night for you.
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- Hi.
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- Hi.
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- Can we do the dancing?
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Yes, go to dance move. - Oh, I don't dance.
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(laughs) - Oh see, that's a clue.
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- I can't dance either.
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- Can I have music at least?
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(both laugh)
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(upbeat music)
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- I say straight.
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Most gay people I know dance like mad.
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- [Interviewer] How do gay people dance?
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- Like.
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(all laugh)
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- Voguing, you know the whole bit.
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- What made you cut your hair?
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- I think it looks better short.
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- Do you play sports at all?
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- No.
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- No sports. - Wait, can I see them again?
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Usually girls who like having sex with girls have short nails,
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so it doesn't like you know, cut up there, or do anything.
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So it's like easier.
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- You're definitely either bi or a lesbian.
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Okay?
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We won't go with bi on this one.
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- Shit, not me.
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(all laugh)
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- I'm gonna give her homosexual.
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- I feel like she might be queer femme.
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It's about the nails you guys.
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- And you have gotten your rose.
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You may walk off.
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(laughs)
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- Okay.
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- Oh my god!
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I thought I got all of them wrong.
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(all laugh)
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- Four outta nine?
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That's still a D.
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- Like 50%?
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- Raise your hands if I got you wrong.
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Oh wait, really?
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(all laugh)
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Wait, are we sure?
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- [Ashley and Emmanuel] Yeah.
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- [Interviewer] Who are you most surprised by?
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- I'm surprised by you the most.
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- I don't like the label homosexual.
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- [Interviewer] What do you like being described as?
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- A queer woman.
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- How do you identify?
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- I'm still deliberating whether I should identify as bisexual or pansexual.
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- Straight. - Straight.
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- Straight. - Straight.
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- I'm straight as well.
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- What did I say?
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- Asexual.
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(laughs)
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- Dang it.
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(all laugh)
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So off.
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- Are you gay?
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- I am gay.
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- Are you lesbian?
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- I'm gay.
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- You're gay, okay.
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- What about you?
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- I'm gay.
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- My friend freaking co-worker dresses like you, but I didn't want to make that assumption. (all laugh)
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- And you were right, I was a transgender.
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I always consider myself as straight.
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- All the things you said fit.
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- Oh true, but then-
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- Right up 'til ...
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- 'Til that.
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I stereotyped.
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- I have a lot of things that I need to learn about every single community.
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- I feel horrible as a person actually.
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And I hope I didn't offend anyone.
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- [Interviewer] Anything else you're really curious about?
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- Is this your first time meeting a gay Asian?
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- I think so, yeah.
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(laughs)
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- Yeah.
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- Do you like it?
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(all laugh)
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- Where'd you get these people anyway?
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(all laugh)
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