I called you in today because your son Chris has been getting in quite a bit of trouble lately in fact just yesterday

He tried to pass this drawing off as his advanced art project. Oh

My I'm very embarrassed well someone should be I'm sorry principal shepherd. We've tried talking to Chris

We just don't know what else to do. Well. I think we may have a solution

We have these cats that hang around the school and we feed them

Why doesn't Chris come in and we can treat him like one of the cats and in a couple of years?

We'll give him a diploma that doesn't sound like he'll be getting the best education. I don't know Lois some of those cats

Go on to get pretty good jobs

Yep, we now return to breaking bad

You will recommend breaking bad to everyone. You know I will recommend breaking bad to everyone

I know breaking bad is the best show you've ever seen

Except maybe the wire breaking bad is the best show I've ever seen

Except maybe the wire you will never stop talking about breaking bad or the wire

I will never stop talking about breaking bad or the wire

I'm really worried about Chris. What are we gonna do about him?

Let's face it Lois the kids an idiot what the hell happened all the smart genes in his family

I mean, I invent the razor blade comb and my kids are doing nothing

I mean when Chris grows up will he even be able to get a job or take care of himself?

And what he's going to do when we die

Oh, God, oh, God oh, God oh

Oh, oh, God

I feel awful saying it, but I'm kind of embarrassed by him sometimes. I know he's got boobs, too

Stupid guy with boobs acting like he doesn't want to tell what he wants us to look y'all making fun of me

I just wanted to listen you guys have sex but you were saying many things about me Chris

Oh my God. I know we weren't talking about you. Yeah, we were talking about meg. We call a crasher

She doesn't know yeah, shut up Chris. I know that's not true. Yeah

By the way, there's a baby in my preschool with hiv and my teacher gave you something to sign to get him kicked out hi

That's my big smart son my special guy my chrissy sounds like someone got a vibrator working again

Look out everyone

Double-digit Iq joining the table. Hey smarty think best

He knows he knows it's hot cuz he's smart. I don't want to talk to you guys you called me an idiot

Oh Chrissy you must have just missed heard us. I was standing right there

How's that possible cuz you're an idiot that's how I'm going to still

It's Sunday right Tina. We've completely destroyed his self-esteem

We've got to do something you know oh is it Chris is having confidence issues. They have camps for kids like him

What do you mean? Well? They take kids who struggle in school and help them gain self-confidence in a nurturing environment?

Wow, that's actually a great idea. We don't got no money for camp. We're saving up to go to Europe Tina

We went to Europe you didn't like it. Oh my God. It's beautiful. My TV isn't here. Let's go home

We now return to Canadian horror Story

Hey, hon, we're out of Molson. Oh not to worry

We've got some libet's in the garage and could you get one for the ghosts whoo?

Hi, Chris, could we talk to you if you're gonna insult me again. Just go away look honey

We're sorry, and we want to do something special for you. This is a Hamilton beach blender. We got on our wedding day

It keeps coming back to us and a vicious rege if things cycle, no Peter Chris we were thinking of sending

To camp and we're Gonna let you choose which one

This one's called Camp helmet this one's called Camp sit

And stay these camps don't sound fun at all

Well Chris Camp is only as fun as you make it that's how it was in World War two

Don't suppose it would help to say I have a note from my doctor. Oh

Get in there you

Hey this one looks cool space camp spend a week doing intensive math and science learning from Real astronauts space Camp

I'm sorry that one must have accidentally gotten in with the rest of them. What are you saying that?

I'm too stupid for it Chris. We're over here. What are you saying that?

I'm too stupid for it no, no of course not then this is the camp. I choose yay, I get to go to space Camp

Thanks, mom and dad you guys are the best marriage ever

Would you excuse me a moment?

He's a mine now. Hey. Oh honey when we accepted those mugs. We knew this could happen