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  • -Welcome friends. -All right, here we go.

  • Okay, so, audience is here to see a play called "Arabian Nights."

  • It's our show.

  • Joe is our genie, and we literally control his movements.

  • Show time.

  • So, this is our friend Chris O'Neill.

  • He's a Broadway star from "The Book of Mormon."

  • ♪♪

  • [Sighs] Life is tough.

  • If only I were a prince.

  • What's this junk?

  • [Hisses]

  • ♪♪

  • Q: Oh, here comes Joe.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Are you a genie?

  • Yes.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Can I wish for anything I want?

  • "Genie does as you wish."

  • Genie does as you wish.

  • Can you fly?

  • Genie does as you wish.

  • ♪♪

  • [Laughter]

  • Turkey jerky.

  • Can I wish to marry the princess?

  • Genie does as you wish.

  • [Crash]

  • [Audience "ohhs“]

  • [Laughter]

  • Can I wish for unmeasurable power?

  • Genie does as you wish.

  • [Crash]

  • [Audience gasps]

  • [Laughter]

  • Genie, I wish for a palace.

  • Genie does as you wish.

  • ♪♪

  • [Crash]

  • [Laughter]

  • -Look at the audience. -He has destroyed the whole set.

  • [Laughter]

  • I got caught right in the throat with the fucking rug.

  • You're not done yet. That's just Act 1.

  • This is the finest palace I've ever seen.

  • Genie, I wish for the princess to be here by my side right now.

  • Genie does as you wish.

  • ♪♪

  • It's the most magnificent palace I've ever seen!

  • [Laughter]

  • Please, I can't wait any longer.

  • [ Laughter ]

  • Genie, I wish to be married in this palace once and for all!

  • Genie does as you wi--

  • [Audience gasps]

  • Woman: Oh! Oh, my God.

  • He's holding his pants up.

  • -The string popped off that was holding it. -We almost lost Joe.

  • So down to this Act 3, the big conclusion.

  • Genie, thank you so much for making all my dreams come true.

  • My pleasure. Congratulations on everything.

  • That's not your line.

  • Everybody is gathered.

  • Let the ceremony begin.

  • [Crash]

  • [Audience gasps]

  • [Laughter]

  • When I was a young boy,

  • I never imagined meeting someone as beautiful as you.

  • [Laughter]

  • Now all these years later, here I am, exchanging vows.... [ Crash! ]

  • Joe: All right.

  • I never thought I could fall in love... [ Laughter ]

  • Sorry, sorry about that.

  • Joe, just punch the wall.

  • ...that led me to you... [Audience gasps]

  • [Laughter]

  • I think we're gonna have a very nice, beautiful, amazing life together.

  • -Congratulations -[Laughter]

  • [Bleep]

  • [Glass shatters]

  • [Audience gasps, laughter]

  • [Laughter]

  • Man: Huzzah! They are married!

  • [Applause]

-Welcome friends. -All right, here we go.

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    Di Yan posted on 2017/12/29
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