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You wanna grab some drinks from fridge?
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Alright.
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You only have one beer left.
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That's alright, you can have it.
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Hey dude, your milk is about to expire.
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That sucks.
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And your mayo and tortillas, too.
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When?
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On March 7th.
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Today is March 6th.
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We have 5 minutes.
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Oh my gosh. Let me grab us some trash bags so we can get rid of it.
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No, we..we can finish this.
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There's not enough time. Let me get a trash bag.
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We can't waste all this food. It's all practically untouched.
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Exactely, which is why it's impossible to finish in time.
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Just give me a spoon.
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You swear to me that if we start this...we'll finish?
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The longer you hold me back, the more time we'll...
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You SWEAR?
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Yes, I swear.
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Let's do this.
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Alright, you drink the milk, and I'll eat the tortillas.
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Wait, I'm lactose intolerant.
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You drink the milk, I'll eat the tortillas.
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Wait, I'm lactose intolerant.
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Why you have milk if you're lactose intolerant?
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For my cereal, for some reasons I can eat with cereal.
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Why do you have empty cereal boxes?
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I'm still working on the puzzles in the back.
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Fine, I'll drink the milk, you eat the tortillas.
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Wait...what do I eat the tortillas with?
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There's no time, just eat it!
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I can't "just eat tortillas", it's too dry.
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I got it.
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Dip it in mayonnaise.
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Ewww...no...mayonnaise is disgusting.
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Why do you have this groceries you don't eat?
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Some I bought it for potluck.
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No one brings mayonnaise to a potluck! Just forget it.
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No, I might eat it someday.
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There might not be a someday after today.
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You wanted to start this, you finish it.
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Fine, you drink the milk.
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Oh god, it doesn't go together. Nothing here goes together!
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Oh god, we're running out of time. Do you have eggs?
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Yes, but I just bought them this morning. They're fine.
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No, eggs will make the mayo easier to eat.
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You're insane.
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Chorizo...
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Huh?
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Chorizo, do you have chorizo?
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What do you need chorizo for?
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Eggs in the tortilla,I'm going to make a breakfast burrito.
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You can't make a breakfast burrito. There's not enough time.
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Not..with you holding me back. Do you have chorizo?
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Yes, it's...
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I just used it all last night for taco Tuesday.
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You made tocos last night? Why didn't you invite me?
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It was just me and Suzy though.
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Oh nice, how did it go?
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Pretty good, actually.
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That's a pretty big step, I thought you guys were just talking.
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Yeah..well..the timing feels right.
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What else did you serve?
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Rice and beans.
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Would you gassing?
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Um..a little bit, but I held it in.
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Two minutes, chuck it!
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You have one minute.
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Red or green?
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I..I don't know..what your gut telling you?
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Red!..No!..Green!..no..
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You need to make a decision now!
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Okay, red.
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What's going on...
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The food is about to expired in 10 seconds.
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So what?
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What do you mean so what?
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I mean, it's just food, nothing bad is gonna to happen.
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So stop freaking out.
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-Are you sure? -Really?
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Oh my gosh..just watch.
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See, I told...
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