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MATT FROM GOOGLE: Dear Santa,
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I made a short list of tips for you to gear up for your
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big flight this year.
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Merry Christmas.
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Sincerely,
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Matt from Google.
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PS--
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I'd love a new bicycle.
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NARRATOR: 'Tis the night before Christmas and all
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through the land, not a creature is searching, except
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for one man.
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SANTA CLAUS: Man, I should have been stirring hours ago.
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Am I worried?
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Ho-ho-ho-ho.
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Yo, I run a few searches before the big flight, to save
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me more time on this magical night.
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I type sunrise and city of my last stop.
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I've got plenty of time before my last drop.
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If I don't know the time in a certain city, I'll peep it on
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search before my chimney shimmy.
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I'll type time and town before I come into town to see if
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Johnny's in bed before I hit ground.
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ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.
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Go Santa, Santa search it.
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SANTA CLAUS: But before I go flying through the frosty air,
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I do a weather search, to decide what to wear.
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Mrs. Claus, should I bring my extra warm down jacket?
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MRS. CLAUS: Hmm, yes, you should definitely pack it.
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And please pack these cookies that I baked for you.
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Shhh.
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I researched the recipe with recipe view.
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And used the low-cal filter, I must admit.
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I want to make sure that jacket still fits.
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ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.
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Go Santa, Santa search it.
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SANTA CLAUS: Check one, check two.
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Yes I check twice, Santa's Google Doc called "Naughty and
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Nice." With Control+F I find the name in the doc.
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And I hope I don't have to put coal in a stocking.
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When I'm cruising in my sleigh with my hands on the reins,
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voice input is handy 'cause typing is a pain.
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If on a wishlist I spot a gift I never heard--
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"schlittschuhe"--
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I use the translate app and speak the foreign word.
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ELF CHORUS: Go Santa, Santa work it.
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Go Santa, Santa search it.
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Go, go, go, go, go.
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[CHORUS CONTINUES]