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Hey?
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Hey.
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Uh, did you drop this...?
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On your way in here?
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I don't know, I just wanted to come return it.
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Probably, I don't know, you can just leave it there.
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yeah, of course
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Yeah, of course.
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Cool.
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Cool.
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Uh, hey?
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It's, I had this, like, really weird question.
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Um, we're really good friends, and um, we get along.
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Do you think we'll ever, like, be more than that?
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Probably not.
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No?
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Like who wants to do that?
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Yeah, ha ha.
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Well, let's just say, uh, we weren't friends, right? And we just met?
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No.
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Well...
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I'll get out of your way.
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Hey, let's just say, I won the lottery, right?
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And I had hundreds of millions of dollars...
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And I, uh... I, uh...
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...drove a Ferrari.
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You know, let's just say I needed somebody to spend that money with.
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Would you date me then?
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You mean...
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I think you're a douchebag.
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I'm not a gold digger. I'd buy my own car.
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That's not what I meant, okay?
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What I meant was, let's just say...
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You were walking to work, right
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It's a beautiful sunny day...
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The grass is green,
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the butterflies are out,
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and nothing can possibly go wrong.
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There's no one else at the park, just me.
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And out of nowhere, two guys in ski masks come out.
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And you don't know what to do.
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And, and they're trying to steal your purse, and I'm the only one there, and secretly I'm this superhero, right?
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Well, good thing I took eight years of self-defense.
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I see you got moves.
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Okay, cool.
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Wait till you see mine.
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Let's just say we're at the club, right?
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All right.
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And, uh, you're feeling the music.
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You're really feeling the music.
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And now we're approaching each other.
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Okay?
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And uh, you know, I ask you to dance. Hey, you want to dance?
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Then I'd just be, like, no, thank you.
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Hey, do you want to dance?
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Yeah, sure.
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Okay, but, let's say everyone's taken.
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Then I'd just dance by myself.
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Let's just say we were the last two people on Earth.
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Do you think you'd go out with me?
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Are you kidding me?
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I'll just go survive on my own.
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But let's just say you can't survive on your own...
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...because I have all the food in the world.
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Then I'll die.
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Let's just say you were immortal,
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and the only way to die was to go out with me?
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Let's just say and and and let's just say, um, the...
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Fine!
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Alright, I'll go out with you. God. Is that you want to hear? We can go get sushi.
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We could have a nice romantic evening. You can pick me up in your freakin little Ferrari and spend the night together.
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Me and you. Okay?
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Oh no, no, no, I was just bored in my office and just want to ask a question.
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Besides...
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you're not my type.
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Wait, wait, but, let's just say I was your type.
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It'd be too late cuz this video's over.
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Let's just say the video wasn't over. Would you date me then? Because I think I'm kinda cute.
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No. I don't think...