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(Anthony) You now have 6 seconds to be funny.
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(Ian) Wait, what?
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SHUT UP!
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(Music) We don't have a Vine account.
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But if we did, here's what you'd see.
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Vine!
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Now it's time to get dressed.
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That's not what I meant by "dressed"!
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Vine!
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Hey, Anthony!
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What?
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Hey, Anthony!
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What?
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Hey, Anthony!
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(Demon) WHAT!
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(screaming in horror)
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Vine!
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Daddy, how are babies made?
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I have no f*cking idea!
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Vine!
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All right, my arms are gonna get so ripped.
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(grunting)
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That's not what I meant by ripped!!!
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Wine!
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Mom, how are babies made?
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I don't know, ask your mom.
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But you are my mom.
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You were adopted!
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(sobbing)
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Yes!
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Pine!
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Come on, dude! We're late!
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Oh, crap!
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(fart) Oh, dude!
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Mine!
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Nine!
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(off-tune) This girl is on fire!
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No, I'm not!
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(molotov cocktail shatters)
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(screams)
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Lime
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Hold on, guys. Let's not get "ahead" of ourselves!
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(laughing hysterically)
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Shrine
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Hey, Anthony
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What?
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Hey, Anthony
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What?
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(creepily) Hiii.
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Sign
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Hey, Beethoven, you want to hear music from the future?
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(dubstep)
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Oh my god, that sh*tty music made me go deaf!
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Twine
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(in-phone German accent) This suit is black-nut.
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Ha-ha, this Borat man is very funny!
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He's Jewish.
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Nein!
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Line
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Spoiler Alert!
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You're all gonna die from an asteroid, you stupid dinosaurs!
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(screaming)
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Dime
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Dear Facebook friends, stop using Facebook to complain about your stupid lives.
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I'm getting sick of it.
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(Captain Falcon) Hypocrite Punch!
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Blind
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What are we even doing here?
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Well, we're on a "stake-out".
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(laughing hysterically)
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Slime
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Shoot your web on me, Spiderman.
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Oh, yeah.
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That never happened!
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(crying)
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Time
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Run away with me and get married!
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I can't
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Why?
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I "cantaloupe"!
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(laughing audience)
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Shine
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Oh, hey Wonder Woman, want to touch my batarang?
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(whining) That never happened!
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But I, kinda wish it did!
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Rhin-o
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Girls, I think it is time to finally turn my life around and go on a diet.
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Tomorrow.
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(excessive eating noises)
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Crime
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Did I do a good job?
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You'll get my "seal of approval".
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Wait! (groans)
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Mind
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YO! (screaming goat)
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YO! (screaming goat)
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A pirate's life for me!
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YO! (screaming goat)
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Murderin' fools for-(screaming goat)
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Gyn-aecologist
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Hang on!
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There's something important I need to tell you!
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Anything, I'll always love you!
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I'm pregnant
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Ew. (screaming)
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Hey, what are you doin?
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I'm just watching these Vine videos.
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Cool, let me see.
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Wow, this is freakin boring!
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I don't know, it gets my "seal of approval".
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Wait, no,no, not the seal!
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Oh, seal of approval, I get it.
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(screaming goat)
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Hey kids, it's Batman here.
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To see some more Vine videos, those stupid Smosh boys made
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(deep voice) L to the I
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(robot voice) I wanna die.
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And some bloopers
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I came in like a wrecking ball!
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Click the video right here.
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We're the sh*t!
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Click the subscribe button to touch my Batarang.
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Yeah, you know you wanna touch it.
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I wish Rachel would touch my Batarang!
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Rachel!