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  • - If you don't repost this really fake story five times,

  • you're gonna die in one minute!

  • - (Ian) SHUT UP!!!

  • Okay, what does it mean when someone says,

  • We're their OTP?

  • Oh, heh heh, yeah, that means that we're their one true pair.

  • Okay, why don't they just say that then?

  • Dude, they're just typing online.

  • Imagine how dumb it'd be if everything we did online

  • we did in real life.

  • THE INTERNET IN REAL LIFE

  • CAPTCHAS

  • (club music)

  • Stop right there!

  • Read this out loud, please.

  • I need to know if you're bots or not.

  • I wanna lick Harry Style's nipple.

  • (groans)

  • What the hell was that?!

  • You didn't capitalize the W.

  • Now go home with your little bot friend before I punch you again.

  • Go!

  • (whimpering)

  • SPAM

  • I have a pill that will give you a 15 inch rock hard erection

  • that'll last you 13 days.

  • Okay, that's definitely the fakest thing I've ever heard.

  • Do you really think that anybody would ever fall for that?

  • What?

  • INTERNET TROLLS

  • (Anthony) Your hair looks stupid. Your hair looks hecka gay and fat.

  • Hair fail!

  • Okay, Anthony, I know that's you behind the mask.

  • Can you just stop? It's hurting my feelings.

  • It obviously wasn't me. You couldn't see me saying it,

  • and I sounded exactly like Morgan Freeman,

  • so it was Morgan Freeman.

  • Yes, I'd say I agree with that! That was Morgan Freeman.

  • PS, please subscribe to my channel!

  • CLICKBAIT WEBSITES

  • Come see three incredible secrets that'll make you live longer.

  • You won't believe number two!

  • No way!

  • I love life secrets! Show 'em.

  • (fanfare)

  • Number one:

  • Eat food.

  • (wind whistles)

  • Wha-? Is that it?

  • You have to go to the other rooms to get more information.

  • Why?

  • Because we get 1/100th of a penny for every single view, okay?

  • That's just how it works.

  • Well, I got nothing better to do.

  • (skater) I'm gonna share it with all my family and friends

  • and bug the sh*t out of 'em.

  • Great.

  • LOOKING AT PORN

  • (moaning)

  • Yeah, I thought this would be hot, but it's just really awkward.

  • Let's just get outta here.

  • Yeah.

  • - (groaning, moaning) - Yeah, put it in my ear!

  • IDENTITY THEFT

  • (laughter)

  • Hey! Hey, hey, hey! What the hell is this sh*t?!

  • He knew your social security number, so I thought it was you.

  • We don't even look anything alike.

  • Pssht! Man, you know that's racist, right?

  • (scoffs) Oh, oh.

  • Uh...(nervous chuckle). Just go, whatever, yeah.

  • I'm not racist. Have fun.

  • (giggling)

  • FACEBOOK COMMENTING

  • Check her, bitches.

  • (laughter)

  • Guys, my grandpa just died.

  • Oh no.

  • (somber music)

  • Like.

  • Dude!

  • What?

  • Hold on, you're not supposed to like these kinds of posts?

  • FORCED MEMES

  • Guy Eating Cereal Brian!

  • Lonely Loser Girl Sitting on a Rock, Read a Book

  • on the Side of the Street with Hair and Glasses Girl!

  • What?

  • (groans)

  • Guy Who Doesn't Like--(groans)

  • When People Make Memes-- (groans)

  • Out of Everything--(groans)--Guy!

  • (groans)

  • Yeah, thank God all that internet stuff

  • doesn't happen in real life, right?

  • Yeah, now if you'll excuse me, I have something

  • much bigger to deal with now.

  • Oh God! God, dude, seriously man!?

  • Why do I always trust hot girls with pills?!

  • (groans) Stupid!

  • LOL!

  • GAL!

  • SMHWSMDOAT.

  • Okay, the only thing I understood out of that was LOL.

  • Yeah, okay so he said, "Laugh out loud."

  • Right.

  • - She said, "Get a life." - Okay.

  • He said, "Shake my head while slapping my d*ck on a table."

  • Okay, so that one's like ROFL, where they're not actually

  • - rolling on the floor laughing. - (thumping noises)

  • - He's not actually try-- - (thumping noises)

  • (thumping)

  • Ew!

  • (Ian) Hey, guys, thank you so much for watching the video.

  • If you haven't yet subscribed, click that huge ass subscribe button

  • on the screen right now.

  • (Anthony) And click that box on the left to see a deleted scene

  • for retweeting, and a bunch of bloopers.

  • That movie was pretty good.

  • Yeah! Anthony said that movie was pretty good!

  • (Ian) And if you want to see another video of us making fun

  • of internet stuff, click the video on the right.

  • (Anthony) Hey, Google Images, I'd like to see a picture

  • - of a toaster. - Certainly!

  • Here's a naked girl with a toaster!

  • (steamy music)

- If you don't repost this really fake story five times,

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B1 INT US anthony freeman thumping morgan ian internet

THE INTERNET IN REAL LIFE

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    Jessica Lin   posted on 2017/10/14
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