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  • - [Narrator] Hey, who wants to read my edgy tweets

  • about the Marvel Universe?

  • - [Man] Shut up!

  • - [Actor On TV] I didn't get to say goodbye to Martha.

  • - [Actor On TV] Who's Martha?

  • - [Actor On TV] That's my mom.

  • - Why are you watching Batman vs. Superman,

  • this movie sucks.

  • I mean, they wouldn't just stop fighting because

  • their moms have the same first names.

  • - You know what I'm gonna say, right?

  • - Movies would be stupid if they were realistic.

  • - Yep.

  • (playful music)

  • - Found her.

  • (playful music)

  • - No, no Jack Skellington, no.

  • (gasps) Oh, no.

  • - Billy, Billy, are you okay?

  • - I just had a nightmare that Christmas already happened.

  • - No honey, Christmas is tomorrow.

  • - Ahhh.

  • - But your mother and I are getting a divorce.

  • (whimpers)

  • (playful music)

  • (lamb baas)

  • - Shhh.

  • (lamb baas quietly)

  • - That's better.

  • (playful music)

  • (glee club singing)

  • - Hi, I'm Becca. (giggles)

  • (playing cups) ♫ I've got a ticket

  • For the long way down

  • To find my scheme

  • And I will

  • It comes to

  • (playing cups)

  • You'll miss me

  • Miss me when I'm gone

  • - Next!

  • (cup falls on ground)

  • (playful music)

  • (screaming)

  • (playful music)

  • (classical music)

  • (Grandfather clock chimes)

  • - Oh no, it's midnight.

  • I must go.

  • - Oh!

  • Because the spell will wear off

  • and you'll turn back into a dirty peasant?

  • - What?

  • No, my glass slippers are killing me

  • and I wanna go home and eat a pizza.

  • What you said was insulting.

  • (playful music)

  • - [In Unison] One, two,

  • three, four Zorclon.

  • (flies buzzing)

  • (playful music)

  • - Okay, bye Shasta.

  • Don't get into too much trouble when I'm gone.

  • Or I'm gonna see it. (laughs)

  • Pets.

  • I bet they go on such crazy human-like adventures

  • when people aren't looking.

  • (pop music) Bye baby.

  • (playful music)

  • (grunting)

  • - Okay, you're right.

  • Movies would be stupid if they were realistic.

  • - Yep.

  • - All right, hands up!

  • I want your wallets, I want your watches,

  • and I want your cash.

  • Hand them over.

  • Get those watches, come on.

  • Hand them over.

  • Hold up, hold up, hold up.

  • Who is this?

  • - That's my mom.

  • Ann.

  • - Your mother's name is Ann?

  • - Yes.

  • - My mother's name is Ann.

  • (exhales)

  • - It's like we're--

  • - Practically related.

  • - Yeah. (laughs)

  • - Man, this is so cool.

  • (laughs)

  • I can't rob you, I'm sorry.

  • - What?!

  • Okay, that's barely a coincidence.

  • You're not gonna rob him over the trivial fact

  • that your moms have the first same names?

  • - I'm sorry, what's your mother's name?

  • - Ian's mom.

  • (groans)

  • (exhales)

  • - Uh.

  • Wanna get some fro yo, or?

  • - Heck yeah!

  • - [Narrator] Hey guys, thanks so much for watching.

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  • the scenes footage, and deleted scenes.

  • And click the box on the right to watch

  • If Movies Were Real three.

  • And if you're watching this on a touchscreen device,

  • you can now click the boxes on the screen.

  • The future is so cool.

- [Narrator] Hey, who wants to read my edgy tweets

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IF MOVIES WERE REAL 4

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    Jessica Lin   posted on 2017/10/13
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