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  • (man) PS3 is better than Xbox and Wii is for little girls!

  • (Ian) Shut up!

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

  • Your tank was upside-down, and then your Master Chief guy

  • just came up and flipped it right back over?

  • - Yeah. - Yeah, that's really realistic.

  • Okay. Name one game that would still be fun if it was realistic.

  • IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL

  • SUPER MARIO BROS.

  • Listen, Mario, if you want a piece of that princess ass,

  • it's gonna cost ya.

  • All right, I'll pay you in gold coins.

  • All I got to do is punch this brick.

  • Aaaah! (bleep)

  • Wii Sports

  • 0-0.

  • (grunting)

  • God! Tennis sucks!

  • METAL GEAR SOLID

  • Snake, we need you to infiltrate Otacon's new base.

  • Be sure to use whatever you can to sneak in.

  • Okay, Colonel. I've got something up my sleeve.

  • ♪ (suspenseful music) ♪

  • - (coughs) - (rapid firing, screaming)

  • (gasps)

  • TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

  • BATTLETOADS

  • Katamari Damacy

  • Whoo! I'm gonna roll the world up!

  • - (laughs maniacally) - He was dropped on his head as a kid.

  • I'm gonna roll you guys up! Roll, roll, roll!

  • The Sims

  • Someone removed the freaking toilet!

  • (all screaming in terror)

  • TOMB RAIDER

  • ♪ (dramatic music) ♪

  • (sighs) My back hurts from these goddamn breast implants.

  • THE LEGEND OF ZELDA OCARINA OF TIME

  • Ah! Ah! Ah!

  • (yelling)

  • Hey! What the hell are you doing to my stuff?

  • I'm looking for Rupees!

  • (yelling)

  • SONIC THE HEDGEHOG

  • I'm not seeing any gold rings. Are you?

  • No. All I'm seeing is blood. Oh, God.

  • - Oh, come on! - Red Ring of Death, again.

  • All right. I'll just go to my mom's house and get the 64.

  • Thanks.

  • (whistling)

  • (phone chimes)

  • Oh, no! No!!

  • (screaming)

  • (grunting)

  • Help! Help!

  • Need some help?

  • Master Chief?!

  • Thanks for helping out!

  • I'm sorry I ever doubted you.

  • (straining)

  • F--k this.

  • Fine! I'll get out of here myself!

  • I don't care if it'll take me ten minutes or ten years!

  • 10 years later

  • All right. Who put the skeleton under the bookshelf?

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(man) PS3 is better than Xbox and Wii is for little girls!

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If Video Games Were Real

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    Jessica Lin   posted on 2017/10/13
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