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  • HONEST TRAILERS - THE LORD OF THE RINGS

  • NARRATOR From the director of the King Kong Universal

  • Studios ride...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Comes a film adaptation of the overly dense,

  • nerd bibles that employed an entire nation.

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) When an evil vagine-eye awakens - its up to

  • this Hobbit and this Fantasy Boy Band to destroy it’s jewelry...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Prompting these unlikely heroes to embark

  • on an 11-hour New Zealand Tourism Commercial...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Rife with walking...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Roaming...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Hiking....

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) More walking...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) And strolling.

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Join our heroes as they face ruthless armies

  • of Middle Earth

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) All vying for the most powerful object in

  • the world -the one ring to rule them all!

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Which does absolutely nothing, besides turn

  • you into an invisible crack addict...

  • BILBORaaah!”

  • NARRATOR Behold a quest so long, these heroes will

  • need to be...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Carried by horses...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Carried by orcs....

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Carried by trees...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Carried by eagles...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) And carried by hobbits.

  • SAMWISE “I can’t carry it for you, but I can carry

  • you”.

  • NARRATOR Meet characters who’s names are so complicated,

  • only a linguist could remember... like:

  • ELRONDGandolf

  • BILBO - O.S. “Frodo!”

  • FRODO – O.S. “Bilbo!”

  • GRIMA WORMTONGUE O.S. “Sauron

  • FRODOSaruman

  • BOROMIRArogorn

  • FRODO – O.S. “Son of Arathorn

  • AROGORNBoromir

  • LONG HAIR MANFaramir

  • THEODENEowyn

  • ELRONDArwen

  • ELRONDGimli Son of Gloin

  • ELRONDIsildur

  • LEGOLASMorgoth

  • GALADRIELGaladriel

  • HALDIRCaras Galadhon

  • THEODENTheodred

  • RED BEARDGrima Wormtongue

  • HALDIRLegolas, Son of Thranduil

  • FRODOSam

  • NARRATOR Featuring the award-winning visual effects

  • team - that launched the career of one man

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Who must now wear skintight spandex and face

  • dots for the rest of his life...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Comes... A movie bursting with so much manly

  • compassion...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Youll think youre watching Brokeback

  • Mount Doom

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D)

  • A tale that will strive to prove that people of all walks of life can work together...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) As long as theyre all white... Seriously

  • even when they die, they come back whiter.

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) And an adventure where every lead character

  • faces constant mortal danger - but only Sean Bean dies...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Gee... haven’t seen that before...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Starring.

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) A film that took so much of Peter Jackson’s

  • life - he didn’t want it to end

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Prompting FIVE completely separate endings...

  • that go on and on forever...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Making it really hard to hold in your pee.

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) A film with such fake emotional stakes - Gandalf

  • will sacrifice himself for his friends, only to somehow come back to life, making

  • it not really a sacrifice...

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) And a story where the protagonists can’t

  • win their own battles without convenient Ghost Armies, Living Trees and Magic Eagles...

  • PIPPENThe Eagles are coming!”

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Ughh, I can’t believe were only half

  • way through this Peter Jackson nerdgasm.

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Happy Hanukkah Screen Junkies! Make sure to

  • check out our trailer for Jewish Elf

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) Oh and if you think I sound different, read

  • the description below

  • NARRATOR (CONT’D) And don’t forget to leave a comment with

  • something you’d like to hear me say in my epic voice.

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