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  • No one's gonna pull a fast one on me

  • 'cause I'll pull a fast one on you.

  • Uah! *Jumps*

  • AIGHH! (sneeze?? wtf pewds)

  • It's like a sneeze intro. (lmao)

  • Welcome back. I'm playing.. uhh- two episodes

  • in one day. I'm only gonna play for 20 minute

  • because I don't have a lotta time.

  • That doesn't matter to you, the point is that

  • - I'm really into playing this game, and I

  • just wanna play more aaand uh

  • ..do my best to give you guys the best quality content.

  • that's what this channel is ALL ABOUT.

  • I forgot what we were doing..

  • RIGHT than lan- the lantern!

  • Here it is. ...right? The scale.

  • Right?

  • Let's put the fucKING LANTERN

  • AAAH! Shut up.. shut up.

  • I have a crazy idea

  • why don't you just fucking pull it down with the

  • same weight.

  • Just.. like.. I don't know. I-I know, crazy right?

  • AAOOHMYGOD

  • IT'S A GATOR!

  • Shoot it!

  • I gotta ki- I'm sorry Mr. Gator.

  • (Gator voice) No poodz. Pleez. I am not a real gator.

  • Shut the fuck up.

  • I gotta kill you.

  • What happened to you, Gator?

  • Great I'm glad we did that.

  • Why is this room so extremely creepy?

  • Hello?

  • There must be something in here.

  • Hello?

  • What is up with this fucking room?

  • What was - oh. *crash*

  • Shotgun.

  • Bring it.

  • HELLO?

  • I've gotta shotgun! *gasp*

  • I'm not afraid to use-

  • Aww, fuuck nawh

  • Fuck nawh... maah

  • I'm gonna heal.

  • AY I GOT HOLY WATER!

  • ..AND I GOTTA SHOTGUN!

  • AND I'M NOT AF-

  • - OH god it's black- I-I got scared of it.

  • Jesus Christ.

  • And I'm not afraid to use it!

  • Shut the fuck up.

  • Ah it's babies. It's fine.

  • Hey where'd-

  • No. We got nothing.

  • Alright we got a.. BEAUTIFUL painting. (drawing)

  • Alright that's..

  • OHH it's Mr Fuzzball!

  • How you doing there?

  • *Weird child's voice* HI POODIEPIE

  • AAAHHH!

  • OH NO! POODIEPIE!

  • aaAAAAAAaAAAAA

  • Pewdiepie..

  • You will die here to-

  • GOD damn it teddy- no!

  • You will all die in here.

  • Even the audience - of the bros.

  • Well this is fucking weird.

  • Just sit on your chair and shut the fuck uuup.

  • That's my catchphrase.. in this fucking game

  • for some reason.

  • ShufhshsFfsfshhshshfhshh

  • Shut the fuck up.

  • HUA!

  • That's right.

  • No one's gonna pull a fast one on me

  • 'cause I'll pull a fast one on you.

  • UUAH! *jumps*

  • What the fuck was that?

  • Oh my god.

  • *Defeated sigh*

  • Let's not replay that. That was fucking pathetic.

  • (literally replays it anyway)

  • Jesus Chri- stop.

  • Stop.

  • Stop.

  • Stop.

  • Just FUCKING stop.

  • SSTOOOOPPP!

  • Oh no someone is upstairs.

  • Something's wrong with her.

  • No fucking-

  • You fucking bitch.

  • Bring it motherfucker.

  • You best be not j-

  • this is fucking st-

  • the creepiest part so far.

  • I swear to god.

  • There's no looting or anything it's just

  • me fucking walking around.

  • Wait.

  • Where'd I come from?

  • ..Ok.

  • Ok.

  • That can be arranged.

  • Oh look! There's bleach!

  • Let's drink it!

  • Hey bro.

  • Why is the bleach talking to me?

  • It's just a (unintelligible)

  • *very good JackSepticEye voice* Top o' the morning to ya..!

  • This is- FUCK

  • Why do I have to play the scariest part

  • in the fucking- night? - at night.

  • Alright we gotta house.

  • It's just a door.

  • Uhh..

  • So this is a map, isn't it?

  • And that's a d- oh it's a map of this room.

  • So there's something here.

  • Yea I see it.

  • Hey! Look at that.

  • Okay.

  • Woah.

  • What do we got here?

  • (Jacksepticeye) TOOOP O' THE MOR-

  • AAOHMYGOD

  • IT'S JAADAADADAA

  • Let me get your arm buddy.

  • Aah it's fine, don't worry about it.

  • It's fine.

  • Just tear it off.

  • Thanks grandma!

  • You da best!

  • Hey!

  • Look I told you it was moist!

  • Oh god.

  • NNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • UUUAAAAAAAAAAA

  • Bros, heh-he-hu-he-help me.

  • Oh god. It's too quiet.

  • It's too fucking quiet.

  • It's too fucking-

  • It's saving. (gasp in 3)

  • (2)

  • Oh my god. (1)

  • *Gasp*

  • AAAAUAUAAAAAAA

  • 5/7

  • I'M TRYNA HEADSHOT THIS MOTHERFUCKER

  • BUT IT'S SO FUCKING BIG

  • Stop moving your head!

  • This is ridiculous.

  • Thank you.

  • FUCKING moist monsters.

  • I hate 'em.

  • I should've just drank the fucking bleach.

  • *stutters*

  • I just wanna go home.

  • I wanna go home. I wanna go home now.

  • Fuck.

  • Oh my god.

  • Let me reload motherfucker.

  • Fuck this fucking place.

  • Where the hell am I?

  • I wanna go home so fucking bad.

  • I know my aim is fucking terrible,

  • but it stresses me the fuck out.

  • NO GATOR!

  • Fuck I don't fucking see where I'm going.

  • Ugh, thank fucking god.

  • I'm fucking done with this place, man

  • I don't know what to tell you.

  • Here you go.

  • So where do I get the..

  • So I got the arm.

  • How do I use the arm here?

  • I don't fu-

  • Aw for fuck sake.

  • WHAT?

  • GREAT. I don't know who you are but

  • IiUAUAUAiIiU- I would love to.

  • What a fuckin' bitch.

  • Well. This has been great.

  • Alright so we're heading back to the trailer.

  • Because uh, I wanna fucking save.

  • Wha- for fuck sake.

  • God fucking damn it.

  • WWHHUUUAAT?

  • NO

  • NO

  • You're having a threesome without me!??!

  • Oh my god, I love activities!

  • *exhales excitedly*

  • is it?

  • Great-great. Great talking to you Zoella.

  • It's always good fun.

  • It's always-

  • SaaAAaAVe staAAAAAAaaaayy

  • Okay.

  • So, uhh we go through all the family members

  • it seems like.

  • Uuhhh, I suppose we are part of the family too

  • and that's probably why the gift is coming from.

  • I think now we need the crow key

  • so

  • I wanna make sure I have all the shit

  • Where is the fridge?

  • There it is.

  • This fridge wasn't-

  • UUUGGHH

  • COME ON MAN.

  • WHAT THE FuUUUuCK

  • Hey! Look at that. (forgets about head)

  • Uh, the pig is waiting

  • for you in the dissection

  • room, bitch.

  • Thanks buddy!

  • Appreciate it!

  • I'm starting to think I should invest in this one.

  • How much is it, five?

  • 'cuz

  • my reloads are starting to get slow.

  • And we have five coins.

  • Fuck it.

  • Life's handing ya' lemons,

  • so take drugs.

  • ..Don't quote me on that.

  • I'm serious.

  • The dissection room.

  • Where the fuck was that?

  • Fuck all the moist, man. I fucking hate it

  • UUUUUH

  • Hey moose how ya doing?

  • (Moose voice) Hi poodiepie it's good to see ya again

  • Oh hey its good to see ya too man

  • THERE IT IS! NICE!

  • We were looking for ya Mr. Crow

  • CAACAA

  • Yeah good one, good one yeah it works

  • Yeah, it works everytime buddy

  • SUPPLY ROOM MOTHER FUCKA!!!

  • YEEAH!

  • Grenade launcha!

  • Shotgun Shells!

  • All kinds of shit!

  • Hell yeah!

  • Gun powder!

  • What else ya got buddy?

  • Can I break these?

  • BOX!!!

  • Eh, I guess not =(

  • BOX!!

  • No? Okay

  • Alright moose, top of da morning to ya *kisses*

  • I'm heading back

  • I think, uh, I'll do a save here and I'll se ya tomorrow with another episode

  • Although it will be the same episode for you

  • *dies*

  • ALRIGHT! It's a new day!

  • It's a new adventure, let's venture out together

  • Oh boy, its gonna be a "good time"

  • I miss Granny... where's my bitch?

  • My main bitch?

  • I honestly, ha, this is a little embrassing...