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  • Hey, honey! I just got here.

  • I got swamped at work, I couldn't get out.

  • I'm actually gonna be a little late.

  • I'll just wait for you.

  • I don't think I should meet your parents for the first time alone.

  • It's actually better if you're early, it'll make you look good if anything.

  • Don't worry, my mom is super chill.

  • And my dad..I told you can be a little random and say weird stuffs sometimes but..

  • Just go with it and be polite.

  • Hubby,it's almost two, go get the kayak ready.

  • Why?

  • Someone is coming to look at the kayak.

  • I put it online for sale, remember?

  • Finally, get that useless thing out of our garage.

  • It's not useless.

  • You're old, it's useless to you.

  • You know what's useless? Your treadmill!

  • Sale the kayak, TODAY.

  • Mr. Yu.

  • Oh, hi.

  • Hi, Mr. Yu.

  • You can call me Charles.

  • Ni hao, Charles. (How are you, Charles?).

  • I speak English.

  • Right.

  • So you wanna go see it?

  • Sure! Yeah!

  • Hello?

  • Hey mom! I'm just calling to let you know I'm gonna be a little late today.

  • Oops, that's right. I totally forgot.

  • What? Chris's already there.

  • Who's Chris?

  • My boyfriend! He's coming to meet you for the first time.

  • The tennis player?

  • No.

  • The engineer?

  • No.

  • The doctor! He was the best!

  • No..

  • Geez..you have too many boyfriends.

  • It's really kindda...disgusting...

  • Well, there she is.

  • She's so cute.

  • We're taking really good care of her.

  • You really have.

  • Well, honestley.. It's because we kept her locked up here.

  • So...what do you think?

  • About the...?

  • The kayak!

  • Oh! Um..it's nice.

  • We're glad you're interested.

  • It's got adjustable seats.

  • By the way, the life jacket comes with it.

  • That's good, safty first, right?

  • How often do you kayak?

  • I've actually never been.

  • Seems.. really fun..

  • I wish I could try it.

  • You mean now?

  • Um..no..whenever. We can do it another time.

  • No...let's go.

  • There's a reservoir near by.

  • I..have room on top of my car.

  • Let me get all my stuffs

  • Yeah.

  • Nice car.

  • Thanks.It's really versatile. And the fuel economy is great.

  • I just wanna say, I don't normaly do this.

  • Getting into a stranger's car and all and..

  • But, it's important for my wife.

  • I understand. It's important to me, too.

  • And your daughter, of course.

  • ..right

  • [Always be sure equipment on the roof is secure]

  • Oh!

  • Phone call, excuse me.

  • I'm at the reservoir with your dad, kayaking.

  • This guy is really beening difficult.

  • Sei lang zai. (Damn kid)

  • I think he likes me.

  • He wanna to test drive the kayak.

  • So I have to take him to reservoir.

  • So, what do you think?

  • It's great, it's fun.

  • So you gonna take it?

  • Um..O.K.

  • One eighty.. Um..two hundred

  • Great! Thank you.

  • Have fun with it.

  • Okay.

  • You forgot something?

  • No.

  • Hey daddy.

  • Hi!Ju Ju!

  • How did it go?

  • I sold it.

  • Sold what?

  • The kayak.

  • To whom?

  • Him.

  • To Chris?

  • That's Chris?

  • What Chris?

  • My boyfriend.

  • Why did you sale it to her boyfreind?

  • What boyfriend?

  • He's from online classifieds.

  • You met your boyfriend through the classifieds? That's really disgusting.

  • I have to agree with your mama on this one.

  • No, I didn't meet him through the classifieds.

  • It's a misunderstanding.

  • Wait, why did you buy my dad's kayak?

  • Um..

  • Well, sales are final.

  • So..what happened?

  • I...got you a kayak!

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    詹益鴻 posted on 2013/07/20
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