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Hey, honey! I just got here.
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I got swamped at work, I couldn't get out.
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I'm actually gonna be a little late.
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I'll just wait for you.
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I don't think I should meet your parents for the first time alone.
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It's actually better if you're early, it'll make you look good if anything.
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Don't worry, my mom is super chill.
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And my dad..I told you can be a little random and say weird stuffs sometimes but..
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Just go with it and be polite.
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Hubby,it's almost two, go get the kayak ready.
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Why?
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Someone is coming to look at the kayak.
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I put it online for sale, remember?
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Finally, get that useless thing out of our garage.
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It's not useless.
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You're old, it's useless to you.
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You know what's useless? Your treadmill!
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Sale the kayak, TODAY.
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Mr. Yu.
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Oh, hi.
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Hi, Mr. Yu.
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You can call me Charles.
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Ni hao, Charles. (How are you, Charles?).
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I speak English.
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Right.
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So you wanna go see it?
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Sure! Yeah!
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Hello?
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Hey mom! I'm just calling to let you know I'm gonna be a little late today.
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Oops, that's right. I totally forgot.
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What? Chris's already there.
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Who's Chris?
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My boyfriend! He's coming to meet you for the first time.
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The tennis player?
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No.
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The engineer?
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No.
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The doctor! He was the best!
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No..
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Geez..you have too many boyfriends.
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It's really kindda...disgusting...
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Well, there she is.
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She's so cute.
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We're taking really good care of her.
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You really have.
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Well, honestley.. It's because we kept her locked up here.
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So...what do you think?
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About the...?
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The kayak!
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Oh! Um..it's nice.
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We're glad you're interested.
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It's got adjustable seats.
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By the way, the life jacket comes with it.
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That's good, safty first, right?
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How often do you kayak?
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I've actually never been.
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Seems.. really fun..
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I wish I could try it.
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You mean now?
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Um..no..whenever. We can do it another time.
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No...let's go.
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There's a reservoir near by.
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I..have room on top of my car.
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Let me get all my stuffs
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Yeah.
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Nice car.
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Thanks.It's really versatile. And the fuel economy is great.
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I just wanna say, I don't normaly do this.
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Getting into a stranger's car and all and..
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But, it's important for my wife.
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I understand. It's important to me, too.
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And your daughter, of course.
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..right
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[Always be sure equipment on the roof is secure]
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Oh!
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Phone call, excuse me.
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I'm at the reservoir with your dad, kayaking.
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This guy is really beening difficult.
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Sei lang zai. (Damn kid)
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I think he likes me.
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He wanna to test drive the kayak.
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So I have to take him to reservoir.
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So, what do you think?
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It's great, it's fun.
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So you gonna take it?
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Um..O.K.
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One eighty.. Um..two hundred
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Great! Thank you.
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Have fun with it.
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Okay.
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You forgot something?
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No.
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Hey daddy.
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Hi!Ju Ju!
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How did it go?
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I sold it.
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Sold what?
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The kayak.
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To whom?
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Him.
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To Chris?
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That's Chris?
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What Chris?
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My boyfriend.
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Why did you sale it to her boyfreind?
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What boyfriend?
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He's from online classifieds.
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You met your boyfriend through the classifieds? That's really disgusting.
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I have to agree with your mama on this one.
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No, I didn't meet him through the classifieds.
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It's a misunderstanding.
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Wait, why did you buy my dad's kayak?
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Um..
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Well, sales are final.
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So..what happened?
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I...got you a kayak!
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