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  • Has this ever happened to you?

  • Fuck, fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ow!

  • *SMASH*

  • FUCK!!!!

  • From today, dialing 999 won't get you the emergency services.

  • And that's not the only thing that's changing!

  • Nicer ambulances,

  • faster response times,

  • and better looking drivers.

  • They're not just the emergency services; they're you're emergency services!

  • So, remember the new number:

  • 0118 999 881 999 119 725

  • 0118 999 881 999 119 725...

  • 0118 999 881 999 119 725... yee!

  • You wouldn't steal a monster condom.

  • You wouldn't touch my magnum dong.

  • You wouldn't jizz on a baby.

  • *ZZZZZZZZYUP!*

  • You wouldn't shoot a nigger...

  • ...and then steal his bucket of KFC.

  • You wouldn't go to the toilet in his bucket of KFC...

  • ...and then send it to the nigger's grieving widow...

  • ...and then steal it again!

  • Downloading films is stealing.

  • If you do it you will face the consequences.

  • *GUNSHOT*

  • I wonder if this will ever be read...

  • YEE!

Has this ever happened to you?

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B2 UK fuck fuck fuck emergency yee steal kfc

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    nick brian posted on 2017/07/23
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