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  • Hey, guys!

  • So for those of you that don't know,

  • I've been making YouTube videos

  • for about eight years now, and a lot has changed since then,

  • both good and bad.

  • But today I'm gonna be talking about one of the bad ones

  • because I am a pretty pessimistic person. I'm pretty negative.

  • Some people see the glass half full, some people see the glass half empty.

  • For me, I'm so negative I don't even see the glass anymore.

  • Oh no, wait, it's still half full.

  • Hmm.

  • I just realized what this looks like.

  • The letter C!

  • Anyway, I'm gonna be talking about one of the bad changes that I've noticed

  • that is definitely on the rise on YouTube, which happens to be...

  • yep, you guessed it, it's in the title:

  • Easily butthole people. I mean, butt-butthurt...

  • easily butthurt people. In the...their hurt...what?

  • Beep!

  • Beep! Beep! Beep!

  • Mooo..butthurt people!

  • People who are easily offended and react in an overly dramatic fashion,

  • usually starting with the word, "wow".

  • Here's some examples of easily butthurt people:

  • Dude, I love Nicki Minaj. She's bomb, look!

  • Yeah, she's alright.

  • You don't think she's bomb?

  • I mean, she's not really my type. I'm kinda more into girls

  • - that actually wear clothes. - Wow, man!

  • I can't believe you're into slut shaming.

  • I'm not into slut shaming! That's not my preference.

  • Slut shaming is a big problem 'cause it's all over the news now.

  • - Well, I didn't mean-- - Yeah! You are mean.

  • Made in China?

  • Hey, Derek! You're Chinese, right?

  • Wow, bro. Are you serious?

  • - What? - I'm Taiwanese, man.

  • - There's a big difference. - Oh. I'm sorry, man.

  • - I didn't realize-- - No, you didn't.

  • (whimpers)

  • Hey, Ryan! Wanna hear a funny joke?

  • - Sure. - Alright, what do you call

  • - a fat Asian person? - I don't know, what?

  • - A chunk! - (laughing)

  • That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

  • - Okay, I got one for you now. - Alright.

  • What do you call a schoolbus full of white people?

  • I don't know.

  • A Twinkie! (snickering)

  • - W-What? - Wow, dude.

  • - What? - I can't believe you just said that.

  • Well, I thought because you made a racist j--

  • You KNOW my father was killed by a Twinkie.

  • You get the point.

  • Don't get me wrong, easily butthurt people have always existed.

  • They're also known as overly-sensitive people.

  • I'm sure you know exactly what kind of people I'm talking about.

  • And maybe it's just me, but I feel like over the years

  • people have gotten more and more easily butthurt over everything,

  • especially on YouTube. YouTube used to be a place where you could

  • upload whatever you wanted. We uploaded things

  • that we were passionate about. We could say whatever we wanted to say.

  • It was like the opposite of television. It was freedom!

  • But over the years, I've noticed that YouTube is becoming more

  • and more like television, where you have to be really careful

  • with what you say because everything you say is gonna be used against you

  • and it's gonna offend someone. You can't say or do anything on YouTube

  • anymore without a bunch of people being so dramatic.

  • And the thing is, I don't even think these people are actually offended

  • half the time. I think they believe

  • that it's supposed to offend them, so they act that way.

  • But really, it doesn't even bother them. Or maybe they just say these things

  • so people agree with them. For example:

  • I posted a video a couple weeks ago and there's a joke in it

  • that mentions Ebola in it. And the thing is, if there wasn't so much

  • news and articles about Ebola right now, nobody would've cared about that joke.

  • At least the majority of the people wouldn't have been offended.

  • But because it's a trending topic and scaring people,

  • it's all of a sudden so offensive.

  • And for those of you who haven't seen that video,

  • this is what the joke looked like:

  • If a girl that small were to kill me--OW!

  • - What the hell, dude? - There. Ebola.

  • Now you really have seven days. I don't know why I even told you.

  • And from that little mention of Ebola, I got so many upset comments

  • saying things like, "Wow, that is so offensive!"

  • "People are dying from Ebola now. It's not a joke."

  • "Yeah, making fun of a deadly virus is so funny.

  • You're such a bad example for kids!"

  • See, I understand, when you first see this,

  • how you could think it's offensive. Because it's a serious topic

  • in a comedy video.

  • But think about it: Does that really offend you,

  • or do you just think it should? First of all, it's one joke

  • in a fictional scene on a comedy video on YouTube.

  • And even if it did, does that joke honestly hurt you or offend you in any way?

  • Because if it does, I apologize to you sincerely.

  • I did NOT mean offend you in any way. It wasn't meant to be offensive.

  • But if you really do get offended that easily,

  • you should probably stay off the internet because you're gonna have a bad time.

  • Ebola is not something new! It's been around for a long time.

  • Just because something is all of a sudden in the news,

  • it doesn't make it any less or more deadly than it was before.

  • If I made that same joke a year ago, I'm pretty sure nobody would've cared

  • because it wasn't a trending topic then. Or if I were to switch out the word Ebola

  • with something else that's deadly, like arsenic, people wouldn't have

  • even mentioned it, and injecting arsenic is just as deadly, if not more deadly.

  • You wouldn't even have seven days to live. You'd die that day!

  • And last, if mentioning Ebola in a YouTube video is a bad example

  • for kids, just because it's a deadly virus, then what about children shows

  • like Tom and Jerry? That entire children's show

  • is about a cat trying to murder a mouse. But I guess attempted murder

  • is not that bad, right? 'Cause it's not in the news.

  • But it is!

  • Or what about Pokémon? That's a bunch of people who are capturing

  • wild animals and keeping them captive in a little ball, raising them

  • until they're strong enough to fight other animals!

  • Sounds like animal cruelty to me.

  • Or even Spongebob. There's not much violence in that one,

  • but it's very sexually inappropriate for kids.

  • Come on, they live in Bikini Bottom. And there's somebody named

  • Sandy Cheeks in Bikini Bottom. And also there's a Mr. Krabs

  • in Bikini Bottom.

  • And don't even get me started on Squidward's nose.

  • Childhood ruined.

  • And like I said, these are all children's shows. For children.

  • And me. 'Cause I watch them occasionally.

  • Sometimes.

  • Okay, I watch them all the time.

  • To all you easily butthurt people out there, the next time you feel like

  • something is offensive to you, ask yourself this:

  • Does this really bother you? Does it actually offend you?

  • Or are you just thinking that because you feel like

  • you should be offended, even though you're really not.

  • And also because you want to make up points so that the rest of your

  • butthurt friends can thumbs up your comment.

  • Because if that's the case, you're one of the main reasons

  • why YouTube is becoming a butthurt place, and it's a real pain in the ass.

  • Pun not intended.

  • Bun intended!

  • Heheheheheheheheheh...

  • But seriously.

  • Can we just go back to the fun YouTube community that it once was?

  • I know that was a long time ago, about eight years.

  • I was like 15 or 16. But I'm getting old now.

  • I'm 24. I'm about to die.

  • - Wow, that is really offensive. - What?

  • You just said you're 24 and you're about to die.

  • That's really offensive to everyone older than you.

  • - It was a joke! - Death is not something

  • you should joke about. You should never, NEVER joke

  • - about death, EV-- - (gun shot)

  • Never say never.

  • So now you're supporting guns and old, outdated Justin Beiber references?

  • That's even more offensive than before. You support Justin,

  • and he supports weed, which means you support drugs!

  • How are you even here? I just shot you.

  • That wasn't even me, you racist! Just because I'm Asian, we all look alike?!

  • I mean, you do look alike. We all do. You're both technically me.

  • Yeah, because everything revolves around you.

  • The whole world revolves around you! You probably don't even care

  • about the starving kids in Africa because you're all in

  • a first world country, where you don't even have to care about

  • what everything-- - (gun shot)

  • What the?!

  • - (thud) - I didn't even shoot you that time.

  • But I did.

  • Let me guess, I said something offensive to you now.

  • What? No.

  • Those guys were just being irritating. They were getting butthurt

  • - over every little thing. - Thank you!

  • That is what I've been trying to say this whole time!

  • Thank God someone has finally--

  • Wow, okay, you know what? I was cool with everything else,

  • but the moment you bring religion into this,

  • - that's the moment that I-- - (gun shot)

  • You know what? I give up.

  • I'm not even gonna talk this time.

  • Wow, you're not gonna talk to me just 'cause I'm a girl?!

  • That's the most sexist thing I ever--

  • (gun shot)

  • Alright, is there anyone left? Or can I please just get back to the video?

  • Jesus Chri--(gasps)

  • What did you just say?!

  • I said Jeebus, like with a B. Like JB.

  • Wow, JB! So you DO support Justin Bieber and his drugs!

  • No, I do not support him! I was just trying to--

  • Did you just say him? You don't know if he's a guy for sure,

  • you sexist! Why do you even hate girls so much, anyway?

  • I don't! I love girls. I love girls to death!

  • Wow, more death jokes. Good job, Ryan!

  • Way to--

  • (squabbling)

  • (grunting)

  • There! Ebol..arsenic.

  • Not Ebol--was it Ebola? It could've been Ebola.

  • Maybe not. Or was it arsenic?

  • Well, now you really have seven days!

  • Or seven seconds, depending on which one it was. I don't know.

  • Why are there syringes next to me anyway?

  • Well, which one is it? Is it Ebola or ars...

  • ...senic.

  • (thudding)

  • Oh, I guess it was arsenic. I guess this joke was in good taste after all.

  • Good taste? Just like this Twinkie!

  • Duuuuurrrrr.

  • I just wanted to apologize about...

  • (gasps)

  • (suspenseful music)

  • Not again.

  • Teehee!

  • Wait a second, by making this video, doesn't it mean you're a butthurt person

  • because you're butthurt from the butthurt people?

  • (Ryan) No, 'cause it wasn't all about the butthurt people.

  • It was about the Twinkies too.

  • (choking)

  • Are you choking?

  • (gagging)

  • (Nigahiga) So thank you guys so much for watching.

  • If you want to see last week's video click the one on the left.

  • If you want to see bloopers and behind-the-scenes,

  • click the one on the right. And remember, if you don't want

  • to do any of those, you can just sing along with me. Ready?

  • Five, six, seven, eight.

  • Bop, dop, blah, de, deh, dop...

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    Colleen Jao posted on 2017/07/20
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