Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles - Wait, you're vegetarian? Really? (horse whinnying) But where do you get your protein from? Wow, I could never do it. So like, what do you eat? Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't you drink alcohol? How can you be a vegetarian? Wait, you don't eat bacon? So wait, do you eat eggs? Well, do you believe in abortion? Yeah, we've got lots of vegetarian options, we've got this great salad. Yeah, I was a vegetarian once. For like, two days. Yeah, anything marked with a V, so we've got the... We've got this great salad. But you eat fish, right, like, fish isn't meat. Fish aren't living things. Mm-hmm, and we can make any of the pastas vegetarian. Except that one. And that one. And that one right there. So you don't eat lobster either? What about shrimp? What about crab? Mmm, no, unfortunately we can't take out the chicken, yeah. It's pretty mixed. Oh my God, I'm vegetarian, too! Well, except I eat chicken. I'll take the chicken. I'm a vegetarian, too! On Tuesdays and Thursdays. Uh, so the grilled chicken pasta's $19.99, and you wanted no chicken, so that's $19.99. Is it because you're Hindi? What's that, you wanted guac? That'll be three dollars extra. I have another friend who's Hindi too, yeah. She doesn't eat meat. Something about chickens being sacred, I dunno. No, not at all, don't worry about it, I have a friend, she's Hindi too. Wait, like, what about plants? I mean, aren't you killing plants? You sure you don't want some? You sure you don't want some? Wait, if you love living things so much, then what about killing plants? Oh, wait, can I eat meat in front of you? Picking an apple off a tree is like, basically the same as ripping an arm off an animal. I mean, this is basically like apple picking. Okay, so like, would you eat meat for $100? Don't you miss real food? What about $1,000? What about one million dollars? I dunno, I read an article that was like, people that are vegetarian are 10 times more likely to die. Okay, what if you were trapped on an island and the only option was to eat an animal? What if your sister was held at gunpoint, and the only way to save her was to eat a pork chop? Would you eat the pork chop? Listen, there's a food chain for a reason. You know meat's already dead, so like, you not eating it doesn't do anything. So when you have kids, are they gonna be vegetarian too? Okay, and for the vegetarian you wanted the three cheese tortellini, oh, but that has cheese in it, is that okay? What if your husband eats meat? Would you cook the meat? Got it, got it. Must be because you're Hindi. Just kidding, they're vegan chicken wings, and they're okay. I hope you enjoyed that video, if you did, give it a big thumbs up, make sure you comment below, letting me know, are you vegetarian, are you not, do you make fun of your friends? Do you? Is that something you do? You can check out my last video right there, it's about getting your drivers license, and my vlogs are right there, because I'm in India right now, and it's a blast, make sure you subscribe, 'cause I make new videos every Monday and Thursday, one love, Superwoman! That is a wrap, and zoop!