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  • - Wait, you're vegetarian?

  • Really?

  • (horse whinnying)

  • But where do you get your protein from?

  • Wow, I could never do it.

  • So like, what do you eat?

  • Wait, wait, wait, wait, don't you drink alcohol?

  • How can you be a vegetarian?

  • Wait, you don't eat bacon?

  • So wait, do you eat eggs?

  • Well, do you believe in abortion?

  • Yeah, we've got lots of vegetarian options,

  • we've got this great salad.

  • Yeah, I was a vegetarian once.

  • For like, two days.

  • Yeah, anything marked with a V,

  • so we've got the...

  • We've got this great salad.

  • But you eat fish, right, like, fish isn't meat.

  • Fish aren't living things.

  • Mm-hmm, and we can make any of

  • the pastas vegetarian.

  • Except that one.

  • And that one.

  • And that one right there.

  • So you don't eat lobster either?

  • What about shrimp?

  • What about crab?

  • Mmm, no, unfortunately we can't

  • take out the chicken, yeah.

  • It's pretty mixed.

  • Oh my God, I'm vegetarian, too!

  • Well, except I eat chicken.

  • I'll take the chicken.

  • I'm a vegetarian, too!

  • On Tuesdays and Thursdays.

  • Uh, so the grilled chicken pasta's $19.99,

  • and you wanted no chicken, so that's $19.99.

  • Is it because you're Hindi?

  • What's that, you wanted guac?

  • That'll be three dollars extra.

  • I have another friend who's Hindi too, yeah.

  • She doesn't eat meat.

  • Something about chickens being sacred, I dunno.

  • No, not at all, don't worry about it,

  • I have a friend, she's Hindi too.

  • Wait, like, what about plants?

  • I mean, aren't you killing plants?

  • You sure you don't want some?

  • You sure you don't want some?

  • Wait, if you love living things so much,

  • then what about killing plants?

  • Oh, wait, can I eat meat in front of you?

  • Picking an apple off a tree is like,

  • basically the same as ripping an arm

  • off an animal.

  • I mean, this is basically like apple picking.

  • Okay, so like, would you eat meat for $100?

  • Don't you miss real food?

  • What about $1,000?

  • What about one million dollars?

  • I dunno, I read an article that was like,

  • people that are vegetarian are 10 times

  • more likely to die.

  • Okay, what if you were trapped on an island

  • and the only option was to eat an animal?

  • What if your sister was held at gunpoint,

  • and the only way to save her

  • was to eat a pork chop?

  • Would you eat the pork chop?

  • Listen, there's a food chain for a reason.

  • You know meat's already dead, so like,

  • you not eating it doesn't do anything.

  • So when you have kids, are they

  • gonna be vegetarian too?

  • Okay, and for the vegetarian you

  • wanted the three cheese tortellini,

  • oh, but that has cheese in it, is that okay?

  • What if your husband eats meat?

  • Would you cook the meat?

  • Got it, got it.

  • Must be because you're Hindi.

  • Just kidding, they're vegan chicken wings,

  • and they're okay.

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- Wait, you're vegetarian?

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    韓澐   posted on 2017/07/05
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