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So I have said many, many times I love watching animal videos on YouTube.
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Do you like watching animals videos on YouTube?
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>> [APPLAUSE] >> I love them.
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I love them so very much.
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I will watch a dog.
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I will watch a cat.
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I will watch a dog with a cat.
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>> [LAUGH] >> I'll watch a goat.
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I'll watch a horse. I'll watch a chinchilla.
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You get the idea.
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I don't need to name all the animals.
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There's a lot. >> [LAUGH]
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>> But it turns out there are a lot of
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other kinds of videos on YouTube, did you know that?
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They don't even have animals in them.
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There are tutorial videos that are very popular.
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You can learn how to do anything at all if you watch.
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Did you see this headline here?
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This week, an eight-year-old boy in Ohio used YouTube to learn how to drive.
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He took his four year old sister to McDonald's.
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>> [LAUGH] >> If they were smart,
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they would've gone to Denny's cuz kids eat free.
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So that was- >> [LAUGH]
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>> Smart, but not all the way smart.
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The boy drove almost two miles.
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Witnesses said he drove safely, followed all the laws, didn't hit anything,
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which means he's already a better driver than most people in Los Angeles.
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>> [LAUGH] >> People here.
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[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]
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>> It happened around eight o'clock at
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night, he took money from his piggy bank to buy food for his sister.
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>> Aw.
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>> Sweet. Then someone at McDonald's recognized him
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and called the grandparents to come pick him up.
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Isn't that scary though?
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I mean, an elderly person driving after dark to pick him up?
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>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> I mean,
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obviously I'm glad this story has a happy ending, but
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it made me wonder what other things you could learn about on YouTube.
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So here's what I found.
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Makeup tutorials are very popular, very.
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Here's a girl showing how to put mascara on.
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>> You know now they have like really fancy mascara with little battery inside
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and you will vibrate.
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And, but you know what?
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You can do the same thing.
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And if your mascara don't vibrate, you just vibrate your head like this.
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>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
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[LAUGH]
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[APPLAUSE]
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>> We don't have time to show you
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the whole thing, but here's the finished product after she put it on.
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>> [LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] >> That's a [LAUGH]-
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>> [LAUGH]
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>> It's okay.
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>> Hey, you guys, another idea.
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If you can't get an electric toothbrush, just hold the brush and just do that.
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>> [LAUGH] >> This next video is called
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a proper possum massage, in case you were looking for one.
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>> Always work both sides of the body.
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Otherwise, you might inadvertently interfere with your opossum's natural chi.
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>> [LAUGH] >> And nobody wants that.
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>> [LAUGH] >> Next, we knead down the quadriceps.
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We're checking for knots.
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Ugh!
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And I think I found one.
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Okay.
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>> [LAUGH] >> Move it out.
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There.
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I bet that feels better!
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>> [LAUGH] >> I have been doing it all wrong.
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>> [LAUGH] >> I've been messing with an opossum's chi
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and I didn't even know it.
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Finally, here's a guy showing us how to use his taser.
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>> Hold up, I'm gonna shock this can.
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Look. Look.
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[SOUND] Holy [BLEEP]!
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[INAUDIBLE] [BLEEP]!
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Now I'm about to shock this.
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[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]
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[APPLAUSE]
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>> All right.
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[LAUGH] All right.
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>> How many people saw that coming right before it?
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Everybody, everybody.
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What was going on in the background?
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I don't know if you saw that.
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>> [LAUGH] >> Let's watch it again.
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>> Now I'm about to shock this.
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[SOUND] >> [LAUGH]
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>> [LAUGH] It was a shock, and
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then a shock after that!
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>> [LAUGH] >> Here's something just as shocking.
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You'll never guess what's about to happen right now.
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We're gonna dance!
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[APPLAUSE]