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  • [Death Note: L's Theme plays]

  • -Shut up!

  • -[thinking]: I'm so bored.

  • I just wish something supernatural would happen right now.

  • What the hell?

  • "If you write the full name of a person in this book,

  • that person will die five seconds.

  • The cause of death will always be suffocation"?

  • Ha. Right.

  • -(woman) Let go! Help!

  • This man's trying to steal my purse. Let go!

  • -[laughs evilly]

  • The name's Cecil Adams,

  • the most notorious handicapped bandit west of the Mississippi!

  • -[thinking]: Huh. Let's see...

  • "Cecil... Adams."

  • -[laughing]

  • [watch ticking]

  • -[thinking]: Man, I knew it was fake.

  • -[gasps]

  • [choking]

  • -[thinking]: No way!

  • -[gagging]

  • [flame whoosh]

  • -[gasps]

  • -(man 1) Did that guy just choke himself to death?

  • -(man 2) Cool. Didn't think that was possible.

  • -[thinking]: Sweet mother of God.

  • -So, you write any person's name in that thing and they die?

  • -Of suffocation.

  • -Like, they suffocate themselves?

  • -Yeah, in any way possible, I guess.

  • -I thought it was impossible to suffocate yourself.

  • -Yeah, why don't you prove it?

  • Write my name in there.

  • -Um... okay.

  • All right, Peter, what's your last name?

  • -Peter.

  • -No, your last name.

  • -Peter.

  • -So, your full name is Peter Peter?

  • -My parents are crack addicts.

  • -(both) Ohh.

  • -Okay...

  • "Peter... Peter."

  • Here we go.

  • [watch ticking, suspenseful music playing]

  • [wind whistles]

  • -I knew you guys were full of sh--

  • [choking, Anthony gasps]

  • -Oh, my God!

  • -[restricted]: Make it stop.

  • -[nervously]: Uh... I don't know if I can.

  • -[gags gutterally]

  • -Oh, my God, dude, you gotta get rid of that thing.

  • -No. Don't you get it, Anthony?

  • With this book, I can change the world.

  • I can rid this world of all the filth!

  • Serial killers...

  • -[groans]

  • -(Ian) Robbers...

  • -[gasps, groans]

  • -(Ian) Cast of the Jersey Shore...

  • -[groaning]

  • -(Ian) I am going to purify this world

  • and nobody... is gonna get... in my way.

  • I...

  • am...

  • Justice!

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • -Quiet down out here.

  • I can't hear Wheel of Fortune over your stupid laugh.

  • -You can't tell me what to do anymore, Mom.

  • [chuckles devilishly]

  • You're gonna die, Mom.

  • [chuckles]

  • [watch ticks]

  • But that doesn't make any sense.

  • I wrote your whole name on here. Look.

  • -My name's not Mom, dumbass.

  • -I've called you Mom all these years

  • and I don't even know your real name?

  • -And you never will.

  • [laughs sinisterly]

  • -Never mind that.

  • [sinisterly]: I have work to do.

  • [newscast theme plays]

  • -According to sources,

  • every criminal in the world is now dead.

  • -Whoa. Congrats, man, that's great.

  • -It's not enough.

  • -But you killed every criminal in the entire world.

  • -That guy's looking at me funny.

  • -Looks pretty normal to me.

  • -I don't like it.

  • I don't like it one bit!

  • [dramatic music playing]

  • -[gags]

  • -That's better.

  • -Dude, he didn't even do anything.

  • -Come on, he had a pedo-stache.

  • I'm sure he's guilty of something.

  • -You have to stop this, man. You can't play God anymore!

  • "Write the name of a person who is dead,

  • and they will be brought back to life"?

  • -Oh, I see how it is.

  • You think you decide who lives and dies?

  • [laughing maniacally]

  • [climatic music playing]

  • -[gagging]

  • -You'll never defeat me!

  • -Yes... I... will!

  • -Fine!

  • [scribbles]

  • [chuckles devilishly]

  • -You son of a bitch.

  • [scribbles]

  • -[scoffs] What's that gonna do?

  • -You'll see.

  • -Wait.

  • No!

  • -The old switcheroo. [chuckles]

  • -[groaning]

  • -[laughing maniacally]

  • [continues laughing]

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  • And if you are going to,

  • could you give me your full name, please?

  • [laughs creepily]

[Death Note: L's Theme plays]

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