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  • Holy shit

  • ...Alright...spikes

  • Let's go this way

  • Oh my god

  • Come on...come one... move it along

  • Oh fuck. Goddammit.

  • Alright, shoulda saw that comin

  • WHAT THE FUCK?

  • I'm gonna be here all fuckin day

  • ...alrighhhttt

  • OH MY GOD NO HE TOUCHED IT

  • *sighs*

  • HOLY FUCK WHAT THE HELL

  • WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO THERE?

  • It's fuckin impossible. It's fucking- it's fucking impossible

  • You can't even get over there!

  • What the- WHAT THE FUCK?

  • How the fuck did I just get up there?

  • Holy. Shit

  • THAT WHOLE FUCKING THING IS JUST BULLSHIT

  • You fucking dick!

  • Fuckin apples. Fuckin apples. I spend 20 fucking minutes downstairs getting murdered

  • by fucking spikes and IT REALLY IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

  • AND NOW THERE'S FUCKING APPLES CRUSHING ME

  • Exploding my fucking corpse into a thousand pieces like fucking hand grenades

  • Fuck- I'm getting fucked by it! I'm getting fucked by fruit! It's a fruit fucker!

  • Hey, we're just fucking apples- they're just fucking apples- WAHH

  • Fucking crush your ass

  • Go. Go! Fuck!

  • THIS IS WHY I DON'T GO OUT SIDE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

  • FUCK YOU NATURE

  • Go! There you go

  • Fucking goes down

  • It goes fucking down!?

  • Fuck your face off apples

  • How you like dem?

  • Apples!

  • There we go

  • Now we're movin!

  • Goddammit

  • C'mon...double jump

  • Fucking shift key twice

  • God, just jump right into it, just fucking suicide. Just right into it

  • FUCK. ME

  • Fuck. Fuck

  • Why do I have to hit the fucking R key? Like I- I don't get it

  • Fucking shift key, it does everything else!

  • Oh my gOD NO!

  • It does everything else and by everything I mean it jumps which is the only fucking thing you do in this game

  • Okay you can't fucking get up there

  • But every time you die, nope, hit that fucking R key just to piss you off

  • You gotta move your fucking hand and- and move it across the fucking keyboard to hit it

  • You can't get up there. You can't get up there

  • It's impossible

  • No! No that was-! No- IT IS FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE

  • Oh my god, no!

  • ON THE FUCKING CLOUDS NOT IN BETWEEN

  • Ohh my goood

  • Holy fuck, you gotta go around- NO!

  • You gotta go round...You- you can't go up top. It's like the first fucking room all over again

  • I've done two fucking rooms and they've fucked my mouth in both

  • Oh my god he hit the fucking side of the spike? He hit the fucking side of it?

  • Get. The fuck up there you stupid asshole

  • Thank yo- OH MY GO-

  • WHAT THE SHIT

  • [Frustrated noises]

  • Dude, I hate the fucking cloud because it went up but I FELL THROUGH IT

  • LOSE SOME FUCKING WEIGHT TUBS

  • He won't fucking get up there you stupid shit!

  • No wonder you wanna be the guy cause you fucking suck!

  • Where the stupid trap? Yeah, fuck you! FUCK YOU

  • Thank fuckin christ

  • Fucking invisible platforms or some shit?

  • Yup! Yup!

  • This is gonna be fuckin great

  • That's it. I swear to god- I swear to god. That is it

  • NO! NO! NO!

  • HOLY FUCK INDIANA JONES DIDN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM IN THE LAST CRUSADE

  • HE DIDN'T FUCKING WALK ON THE BRIDGE AND GO WHAATT

  • FUCKIN BRIDGE DISAPPEARED I DON'T KNOW. THAT'S BULLSHIT. IT'S SUPPOSED TO FUCKING BE THERE

  • GAME OVER? FUCK YOU

Holy shit

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B1 INT US fucking fuck fuckin god holy impossible

Rage Quit – I Wanna be the Guy

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    葉神龍   posted on 2017/05/26
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