Hogwarts is nothing like the books.

Sure, you have your houses.

Your athletic jocks in Gryffindor.

Your jaded wannabe Slytherins.

Your hipster nerds in Ravenclaw.

And your happy Hufflepuffs.

But that's about where the similarities end.

What the hell are you doing in there?

Just studying some herbology.

Dude, those are recreational spells.

In the goddamn room?

The Gryffindors hated losing.

Almost as much as the Slytherins loved cheating.

Wait a minute!

You took a Felix Felicis potion!

It wasn't a Hogwarts party without an old fashioned duel.

Cops! (screeching record)

And Dementors could suck the soul out of a party in seconds.

So there you have it.

Hogwarts isn't what you expected.

But, at least it's full of the brightest students around.

Will, whoa, wait, buddy.

Where you going? Where you going?

I'm flying home; broomin' home.

You can't fly home, I saw you chugged like five butterbeers, man.

C'mon...

What are you, what're you like Dumbledore?

I'm flying outta here, man.

No dude, just stay.

-I'm gonna... - Just stay.

- I'm going home! - No, no! No!

Oh!

Will, Will, get up man.

C'mon buddy.

Just, c'mon. Wake up.