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  • Hey fellas,

  • I'm here with the new game Skyrim,

  • it just came out.

  • This game is getting great reviews.

  • I've heard some great things about this from

  • uh...

  • from... Joe Youtube

  • errr...

  • it's a first person shooter-

  • I feel like everybody plays IKEA-Born

  • so I'm just gonna make a Sonic to keep you fresh.

  • "You started this war."

  • Yeah!

  • "Plunged Skyrim into chaos."

  • Yeah!

  • "And now the Empire is going to put you down,"

  • YEAH!

  • "and restore the peace."

  • Put him down!

  • [TRAIN TOOTING]

  • What?

  • "What was that?"

  • "It's nothing."

  • Put him down!

  • No no no!

  • Don't put me down!

  • This is for Sonic Boom?

  • You're supposed to put the other guy down!

  • You guys have to- [TRAIN TOOTING]

  • [GASP]

  • Could it be?

  • But the legends...

  • I thought those stories were just kid's tales. [THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE THEME SONG]

  • OH my god.

  • It's really him.

  • Ladies and gentlemen

  • SKYRIM is here to save me!

  • *FUS RO DAH*

  • Oh my god!

  • Thankyou Skyrim!

  • I love you man.

  • It's raining trains!

  • It's raining trains!

  • Yeah, whoop his ass Skyrim!

  • Yeah!

  • Oh yeah pick him up!

  • Pick him up with your WHEELS! [WILHELM SCREAM]

  • YEAHHH!

  • What have I done.

  • 'Chu can't hit whatchu can't see

  • Rudolf ya Red Nosed

  • piece of shit!

  • Get the fuck-

  • I summon my trusty steed,

  • Tommy Wiseau [POKEMON THEMESONG]

  • Ride, Tommy.

  • Skyrim awaits!

  • And there's adventure around every corner!

  • "Hi doggy."

  • WHAT?

  • Why am I a dog now?

  • Oh god...

  • Is that what I think it is?

  • "YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LISA!"

  • Tommy no!

  • You can't fight it!

  • He's too big!

  • Do the Pulp Fiction!

  • Do the intro!

  • "I work for Belethor, at the General Goods store."

  • I don't remember asking you

  • a GODDAMNED THING.

  • FUS RO DIE!

  • [SKYRIM THEMESONG]

  • [POLICE SIRENS]

  • Uh oh...

  • "What say you in your defence?"

  • It wasn't me.

  • "Oh, forgive me Thane."

  • "I didn't realise it was you."

  • "We'll look the other way this time."

  • "FUS RO-"

  • Dang.

  • "I need to ask you to stop..."

  • "That... shouting is making people nervous."

  • I won't do it again man.

  • I won't do it again.

  • But watch out.

  • I'm gone do it again haha!

  • I got some good materials here.

  • I think I'll go ahead and make the

  • Portal Gun.

  • "Not too shabby..."

  • "Apprentice level work."

  • "But solid."

  • This shit is about to get crazy.

  • Stand and fight archers!

  • Shoot those trains outta the sky!

  • Oh god!

  • Surprise werewolf attack!

  • I shoulda expected this!

  • There's only one way to defeat werewolves.

  • Get in there bear!

  • Fight them!

  • [REMIX OF "MISIRLOU"]

  • God, you got fucked up.

  • Oh yeah!

  • Get in there bear!

  • Oh yeah.

  • Shoot those trains down-

  • This is really turning out to be

  • a really long battle.

  • We gotta start wrapping this one up

  • before my wife gets home guys.

  • Oh god...

  • Now it's a party.

  • Who brought the macho mans in here?

  • Now it's gettin' CRAZY.

  • [TRAINS TOOTING, MACHO MEN "OHH YEAH"ING AND GENERAL AUIDIBLE CHAOS]

  • Where am I?

  • Am I still exist?

  • Am I still-

  • There's a hundreds-

  • There's hundreds of bears,

  • we've gone on too...

  • Who am I controlling?

  • That's it you mother fuckers!

  • Now you gotta

  • fight ME!

  • [BATTLE CRY]

  • Woah.

  • Is that a crab

  • with a top hat and a monacle?

  • Dats where I draw the line.

  • C'mon Master Chief.

  • Let's get the

  • FUCK outta here.

  • [THOMAS THE TANK ENGINE THEMSONG]

Hey fellas,

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    micoma posted on 2017/03/23
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