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  • - How many people here work from home?

  • [scattered applause]

  • Yeah.

  • A lot of different names for people who work from home,

  • Telecommunicate-- "telecommuters,"

  • "Remote workers."

  • [Laughter]

  • "On parole."

  • [Laughter]

  • I know a lot of my viewers work from home,

  • And I can't imagine really how distracting that would be

  • Actually, I can imagine it.

  • - Kids, kids.

  • Mommy has to do a video conference,

  • So no fighting, Natalie and Tootie.

  • [Laughter]

  • I have kids in my imagination.

  • Okay, time to log on

  • To the old WWW.

  • [Dial-up tone blaring]

  • I also have very slow internet connection

  • in my imagination.

  • Hello, everybody.

  • Everybody

  • No, my camera didn't freeze.

  • I was just having fun with y'all.

  • Hi, hi.

  • Oh, I miss the office so much. I really do.

  • I miss all of you. I wish I could be there.

  • My coffee doesn't even taste nearly as

  • It's just not the same as in the break room.

  • It's nothing like it.

  • It's so very

  • very different.

  • Doesn't-- mmm.

  • Not the same at all. What?

  • What am i wearing?

  • This is a-- my terry cloth blazer.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • They're very "in" right now. They are.

  • I got it at Tarjay.

  • [Laughter]

  • Stop it right now! Not you, Barry.

  • No, my kids were fighting. What did you say?

  • The Wilson report.

  • Let me take a look at that.

  • I have not

  • [Laughs]

  • [Sighs]

  • It's a video of a cat

  • That does not want to take a bath.

  • I opened that by mistake.

  • I'm so--it-- let me a take a look.

  • I'm sure the report is funny as well

  • Because it is about asbestos.

  • No, okay. Not as funny, no.

  • Okay, I'm looking at the report right now.

  • I see in the first paragraph.

  • Oh.

  • No, you're doing it wrong.

  • Not you, Barry. No, it's the Nick the gardener.

  • He's outside. Nick, no.

  • No, don't prune it back too far.

  • Not--not good for the roses.

  • Take the top off.

  • And now you can take the tops off the roses too.

  • [Laughter]

  • I'm still here. I'm still here.

  • That is the last interruption, I promise.

  • So as far as the report goes...

  • [Phone ringing]

  • I'm sorry. I have to grab this.

  • It's 1985. they want their phone back.

  • [laughter]

  • Hello.

  • The man of the house? You have the wrong number.

  • [Cheers and applause]

  • I'm back. I am sorry about that.

  • And I really, really-- I'm ready to work.

  • It's just that I-- I-I-I--

  • Hey, Tootie! Excuse me one second.

  • Tootie, set the VCR to record "Scandal" this Thursday

  • 9:00/8:00 central, featuring Portia de Rossi.

  • She's wonderful in it.

  • Okay, back to it, Barry. I'm so sorry.

  • [cheers and applause]

  • No, I know we have to talk about the staffing issues

  • in our third quarter earnings, but i can't do it.

  • I'm gonna have to do it in an hour,

  • Because Ellen is on, and she's about to dance.

- How many people here work from home?

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