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Elliot's completely K.O. he's been out drinking again last night, come home, eaten all the snacks in the fridge and it's not on. Time to teach him a lesson.
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This is a mullet. If you don't know what a mullet is it's a hairstyle from like the 60's or 70's, 80's. I'm not sure.
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I thought to myself, If I get some superglue, put the superglue in the mullet then put it on Elliot's head. Elliot will be "Rockstar Giles". Sorry Bro!
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(Unintelligible background TV noise)
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(Laughs)
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BEN!
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Ben!
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(Laughs)
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-Shit! Stop recording now!
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Elliot calm down!
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-What is this! -Elliot, Calm down!
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(Laughs)
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Elliot: Why innit comin' off!
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Superglue!
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Excuse me!
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It's superglued on.
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SUPERGLUE!
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Elliot! Elliot, What you doin'? Elliot, where you goin'?
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Scissors! I need scissors!
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Elliot, You can't cut it off, it's stuck to your skull.
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(Laughs)
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NO! Stop Laughing!
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Got my gas.
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(Laughs)
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(Laughs)
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What d'you want?
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-Cut it off. -I'm not cutting your hair Elliot.
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Whoa!
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You just said "Cut it off" you donk.
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Ben, There's a main artery there and if that gets cut.
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What?
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You're dead.
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(Laughs)
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It's not gonna, Elliot I'm gonna hurt you or some'n
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(Groaning noise)
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It's not coming off. Take me to the shop. Shop!
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What you doin'?
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Practicing my hair! Ben: Why?
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'Cause they're gonna call me rocker Giles Ben, May as well get my guitar. (Imitates Electric guitar)
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(Slow-Motion replay)
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(Laughs)
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-Am I laughing, Ben? No, Are you laughing as well? -Elliot, calm down.
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It's all they want to see me Ben is look like an idiot!
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-Elliot, calm down. Elliot: All the time!
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-It's not their fault. -Not their fault, If it weren't their fault,Ben. They wouldn't like the bloody videos Ben: Alright, Chill. (Laughs)
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Don't tell me to calm down Ben or I'll tell you to calm down, when I break your goddamned jaw!
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You won't be able to speak, You'll speak like a goddamned "arrrnnn".
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You need to go to a hairdresser not a hardware store.
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No, A hardware store is DIY. Do it yourself so i'm gonna do it myself.
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No, you don't take your hair off yourself in the hardware store. Any logical person would go to a hairdresser and get it chopped off.
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-Not me. -Elliot, this is stupid. - Shut up!
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What are you doin'? Elliot! Elliot! Stop.
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-What? -You look like a doughnut! -You know what, I don't care. This is gonna go around your neck if you don't shut up!
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-What are you doing? -Cutting off the hair what's it look like? -You've got to pay for that Elliot.
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I ain't paying for shit! Ben: Alright! (Laughs)
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-Going out -Where you goin'? (Laughs) Elliot!
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-I'm goin' out with my Irish friends! -Why you wearing a hat Elliot? like that?
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-Because Ben, It's style -A ponytail! (Laughs) -It's Style!
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And guess what Ben. Stop Recording!
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(Laughs)
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Elliot! You've broken my phone again.