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Mm.
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- Mm-mm. - (Cough) Mm.
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- Me, me, me, me.
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Also word, me got something in me mouth.
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Me got little cookie crumb.
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Num num.
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- One take Cookie, that's what they call you.
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- Yeah, that's all me need.
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Camera two.
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- So you don't wanna give them any good stuff until the close-up cookie?
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- No, me waiting for close-up.
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Me professional monster here.
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Me know how it works.
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- Just give them garbage in the wide, that's right.
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You can cheat the edit.
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- They never use the wide shot.
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- (Laugh) - That's right.
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- Me gonna save the tears for the close-up.
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- That's right.
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No, no, no.
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- Sorry. - For reading, for reading,
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not for eating.
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We'll get more into that after the break.
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- Brilliant.
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- You terrific.
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- Bang, right, big swing.
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- You so good at this.
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- Thank you, Cookie.
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You're a great hope man.
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- Me in the shot.
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You no want me in that shot.
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Me here if you need me.
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- Okay, on deck, he's on deck.
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Cookie's on deck.
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Our top story.
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- Yeah, like that.
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Do that again with the turn.
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- That terrific turn.
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- Not bad, right? - Me love it.
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Keep it up.
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- Ear touch.
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- Ear touch?
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- Something important is coming in.
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- Do you do the one finger or the two finger touch?
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- Two finger is something very serious had better be happening.
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One finger- - But then two if you need it.
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- Two if, I'm struggling to hear you.
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- Whoa, me no believe it.
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- Exactly.
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- We have confirmation from Al Roker, but- - Confirmation from Al Roker does not
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mean Al Roker.
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- (Laugh) - Great job, Al.
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- I'm gonna drop you like a bag of dirt.
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I'm not telling you how to run camera.
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- (Laugh) - (Laugh) You do not have Al Roker.
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- (Laugh) - Expect two to three feet of GIFs.
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That's GIFs, you want me to say GIFs.
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- (Laugh) - Me believe it's pronounced GIF.
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- That's what you believe.
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I do, I believe.
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(Sound) You know what?
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I don't need this, okay.
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I'm out of here.
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- Al? Me losing Al.
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- Al. - Al.
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- Al. - Where'd Al go?
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He made run for it?
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- Where did he go to?
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That man is a mystery.
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Wow, he really stormed out of there.
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So, you get it because.
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- No quit with your day job.
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Stick with the news.
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Yeah, but I can't.
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- It's okay. - No, I don't think it is okay.
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- No, no, it's fine.
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You're going to be fine.
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- Because you get it, though, right?
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- Me get it.
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- Right. - But
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me no think it really work, quite work in this setting.
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- Well, it work, I mean- - Maybe on a different show.
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- Well, fundamentally, structurally it works, it's a weatherfront,
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there's a storm and a weatherfront.
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- Yes, structurally it works because it's stormy, weatherman.
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- It crosses over.
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- But me think it just not quite get there.
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- Well, well, it's subjective.
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- Here the line, here the joke.
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(Sound) - (Laugh)
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- Not quite there.
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- (Laugh) I'm not sure about that.
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I think there's a line, and the joke.
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I think it's through.
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- No, me think it was that way.
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- I think it's- - No, wait a minute!
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Al!
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- Al.
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- Al, Al here.
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- Is he back? Al.
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- Al back.
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What do you think, Al?
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Al weighing in.
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Al says, he no buy it - No, it's a solid weather joke.
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Come on Al.
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- We on to sports already.
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- I feel this- - You can drop it.
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- I feel I'm resolved. - It was a good try.
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Me appreciate the effort.
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- Well, that's passive aggressive.
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- Do you think Grover is watching this?
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(Laugh) Hi, Grover.
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- Cookie Monster is back in the studio, Grover's not here.
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- (Laugh) It's a shame, he's my favorite, hi Grover.
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- You got cookie?
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That solve everything. - Wow, that is your go-to, isn't it?
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- I'm really honored to be here on TV, and
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I guess I just wanna say thank you mom for giving birth to me and.
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- That's good, that's good, that's good.
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- Got a little bit of something.
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- Yeah, better, better, what?
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Probably a cookie.
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- Me think it cookie crumb.
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- Okay.
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- Me got crumbs in here from the 80s.
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- (Laugh) - That's-
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- We got one.
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It's vintage.
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1983 oatmeal raisin.
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- That's nice.
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Before the FDA stepped in, that's the real stuff.
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- Yeah.
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- I don't know if the.
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(Laugh) Okay. - Is that newsroom gesture?
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- Do you know what?
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- On to sports.
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- (Laugh) I think on to- - Me like it.
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- I think on to anything.
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- That works. - That works.
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That's right, it doesn't just need to be sports.
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- No, it could be anything.
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- Okay, and onto more terrible news about the wealth gap.
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We never quite got that.
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- Yeah, sorry, yeah.
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- (Laugh) - Yeah, you're right, you're right.
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We never did the thing we're supposed to do, you're right, yeah, okay.
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- (Sound) Let me get that leather piece in here.
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What kind of belt you wearing?
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- (Laugh) - (Cough)
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- (Laugh) No,
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don't, leave the hanky alone.
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Can you leave me with something?
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- That not taste very good, that not cookie.
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- It's not a cookie.
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- Why you not tell me that?
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- We've learned something about trust.
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Just savor it at least.
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- There's no way they can use any of that.
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- Mm-mm.