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  • [Distorted Windows start-up music]

  • So you've found my secret, huh?

  • [Bell chimes]

  • WHY.

  • WHY do you want to know my secret?

  • [Bell chimes, louder]

  • Yeah, well, you're right.

  • T r y p o p h o b i a .

  • [Organ plays, choir sings]

  • Why does this un-godly thing...

  • ...exist?

  • I've seen it all.

  • Pimple poppin'.

  • [Distorted noise]

  • Toe nails losing.

  • [Distorted noise]

  • BUT AIN'T NOTHING COME EVEN CLOSE

  • to trypo...

  • [whispers] ...mother fucking...

  • [whispers] ...phobia...

  • DON'T WANNA CLOSE MY EYES

  • ♫I DON'T WANNA FALL ASLEEP

  • ♫'CAUSE I MISS YOU, BABY

  • AND I DON'T WANNA MISS A THING

  • Alright, here we go.

  • [Narration]: "In the course of half a billion years of evolution,"

  • "a Suriname toad has eggs that hatch in pockets on her back."

  • OHHHHH.

  • "Skin care, as it were."

  • OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

  • "They're now leaving the--"

  • [Pewds gagging]

  • Just kill it!

  • This is why we invented flamethrowers.

  • F-F-FLAME AWAY, BOIS

  • If it was me - If it was a Pokemon battle...

  • Me VS Surinam toad

  • I'd be dead!

  • I'd just accept my fate, and die...

  • Die fast.

  • ooooohhhhhHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • WHY!!!!!!!!

  • What is with HOLES?

  • And why am I so scared of them?

  • except a ceRTAIN TYPE OF THEM.

  • [Distorted] IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

  • Now these look like buttholes, that multiplied...

  • ...and I can respect that.

  • So I don't have a problem with this- the butthole thing.

  • What is this?

  • . . .

  • What the fuck is that?

  • I don't know what it is.

  • I don't care if it lives.

  • But it needs to fuckin' DIE.

  • I hate holes. I just hate holes!

  • I... what can I say-

  • ooOOOHHH!!!!!!!

  • AAHHH!!

  • God...!

  • *gorilla sound*

  • You're a SWEDISH...

  • ...fuckin'...

  • ...VIKING.

  • You gotta get over your phobia, man.

  • You gotta get over it.

  • Ohhh......

  • [Inhales]

  • ooohhhh...

  • I know it's macaroni... but it looks so fuckin' nasty

  • Let's move onto the next one!

  • Oh, God!

  • [High pitched scream]

  • I wanna die now!

  • [sad piano music]

  • Michael: What happened?

  • Life is not worth living....

  • Michael?

  • Michael: yeh?

  • Give my channel to Edgar.

  • It's not worth it.

  • It's not worth living...

  • ...on this planet.

  • I'm scared. [Laughs]

  • He's not even wearing fuckin' gloves.

  • He's not even wearing gloves...

  • By the end of this video, that man, will be ME.

  • That man is my

  • HE-RO.

  • What the fu- this is a Google Maps link...

  • ...What the fuck is thi-

  • eeeEEEWWWAAAAAHHHH

  • We need to BOMB THAT PLACE

  • RIGHT FUCKIN' NOW.

  • --CALLING --[Computer voice] Calling: Ethan Bradberry...

  • CALLING MR. PRESIDENT.

  • [Computer voice] Calling: Mr. President.

  • I have the coordinates..

  • 49... 04'41...

  • 0...

  • North...

  • BLAST THAT SHIT TO SPACE!! [Explosion]

  • What fuckin' country... can contain this EVIL...

  • what fuckin' PLACE on this PLANET can contain--

  • THAT is HELL.

  • That sort of...

  • WASHINGTON!!

  • [soft cheery music]

  • oh God, it's mozzarella, isn't it..?

  • But goddamn, do I hate it...

  • FOOD Is something--you're--eh--don't--

  • STOP RUINING FOOD FOR ME. Thank you very fuckin' much.

  • Oh, you're still with me? Cause.. this- this is HARD, man...

  • I- I -I un... I understand that I'm not the

  • UUAGH

  • Alright, a video...

  • Earwax...

  • [Soft cheery music continues]

  • oh no...

  • Oh, NO...

  • Who MADE this?.. you fuckin'... fuckin' weirdo..

  • the fuck- why does it look like popcorn??

  • Is that a BABY in his ear?!

  • [Sadly] Why is there a BABY in there...

  • GET IT ALL OUT.

  • GET IT ALL OUT...

  • Oh god..

  • Just clean your fuckin' EARS, man!

  • Why would you do that to your face?

  • "Best Halloween costume ever"

  • Worst... the worst

  • It's the WORST..

  • Oh, it's- eUgh..

  • It's FLOWERS and it's supposed to be BEAUtiful, but

  • GODDAMN.

  • Oh, this is rubber bands...

  • This one is weird...

  • Oh my GOD. Hello.

  • It's me in the morning, ladies.

  • Sorry...

  • [Laughs]

  • Yup, that's me right after..

  • Don't know where it goes, but it's home to me

  • [Distorted] ♫And I wal--♫

  • We got one more. One more...

  • To be a MAN.

  • One more...

  • To have some fuckin' BALLS.

  • On your chin.

  • One more, baby. C'mon. C'mon!

  • [Barks]

  • This is weird toys...

  • It can't be that bad...

  • [laughs]

  • [laughing] Why...

  • Not even Barbie deserved this...

  • [Pewds, echoing, over serene music] The Earth is beautiful...

  • The Earth is a beautiful... place...

  • *MARINA INTENSIFIES*

  • There is no such THING.. as irregular... holes..

  • [Marina Joyce, distorted]: "I believe in love."

  • [Whispers] There is no such thing...

  • [Marina]: MY DREAM IS TO BUILD A TEMPLE IN PERU

  • [Marina, slowed down]: T E M P L E I N P E R U

  • [Sniffs]

  • I'm crying.

  • ALRIGHT, Hope you enjoyed this video, if ya did

  • Slam that like on, so I get more likes because...

  • I don't know, I guess it helps????

  • Biggest channel on YouTube, have no fuckin' clue how this site works.

  • Uh, let me know, though, or whatever, alright?

  • Maybe leave a comment, maybe hit subscribe twice??

  • FUCK WITH THE SYSTEM... I don't know.

  • But, as always, thank you so much for watching *smoochy smooch*

  • Stay awesome, bros.

  • [Slurp]

  • Got a lotta saliva coming out.

  • [Slurp]

  • [Horror music]

  • "Try not to laugh 'che-lle-nege'"

  • "Collected by GaryTheViking"

  • Is that Leafy?

  • Alright, here we go.

  • [Woman's voice]: They ask you how you are, and you just have to say that you're fine,

  • when you're not really fine, but you just can't--

[Distorted Windows start-up music]

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