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Awww, it's Memna, the face of Emma
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With makeup on... Video over
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It's done
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Copy this. Bye
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Hello everyone it's me, BradWOTO the star of the Pewdiepie channel on Nickelodeon
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Uh ooh, there's Sara. Sara Hill's Face Primer
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So what you wanna do is take all that makeup off that you just had on your face just then
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Put the primer on your face, like a bike
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You know like bikes? You get paint primer for bikes
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You also wanna put it on your lips apparently
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Aaaand close that, you don't want that
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Anything with CC on it, don't use
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Uh, put that around the eyes
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What this does, is makes your eyes really pop
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Pop!
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If you don't use it then no one will be able to see your eyes
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Kick Ass, All Is Calm, this goes... This is actually a supplement, it goes in your arse
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Uh nope, put it on your face. Not an arse... Well that's up to you
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If you wanna put an arse on your face then that's completely between you and a consenting adult
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This... I don't know what this is for. This is to make you look like you've got grayscale from Game of Thrones for a bit
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That's Game of Thrones on HBO
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This is MUA's Skin Define HYDRO POWER!
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And Hydro Power, what that's gonna do is stop the grayscale from drying you out too much
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The grayscale's still there... Is it supposed to be still there? I don't know if you've blended that in right we're moving on!
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Klairs Illuminating Supple Blemish Cream, SPF40+
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This is for if you're 40 years old like Emma is clearly
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If you're 40 years old or more, put a fuck ton of that on
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Just keep, just fuckin' launch that on, get as much of it on as you can
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It's... What you wanna do is use one or two bottles per... per makeup go
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Right, now she's magically blended all of that in and hasn't showed you
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But she's moving on without letting you catch up
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If you can move at this speed as well that would be great so you can keep up with her, look at that
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And we're moving on again, I dunno what the last bit was
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Creamy Natural Fit Concealer, she's putting that round the eyes again
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Really have to make sure the eyes and the chin pop. If the eyes and the chin don't pop, nothing pops!
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That's what we say here at emmapickles.com/eyepops
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This... Is an alien device
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Now what you wanna do is use this to communicate, no what you wanna do is literally turn into an alien
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For a little while there, you looked like a little anime alien ahhh kawaii desu-chan
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This is to make you kawaii
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She hasn't blended them in again, she's left a lot of the dots on
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She's really doing a half arsed job here. emmapickles.com half arse it all the way to beauty
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Uhhh, she's not showing us what they are anymore, she's just putting stuff on
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This is to make your cheeks pop. If your cheeks don't pop, nothings popping!
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That's what we say
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Uh.... Dunno what this does, this makes you pretend like you have bones in your cheeks
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That weren't there a minute ago
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And this one is to make sure... Look at that bit of hair, does that annoy you? That annoyed me
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What's this then, that one had stuff in it or have you used it, I don't understand what's happening anymore
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Is this... What would normally be happening in this video? How long is this?
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We're only 3 minutes in, it's 11 minutes long and I couldn't tell you one single thing about what's happening
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Like if I had to actually explain what you needed me to explain, which is what I think you're asking me to do
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I can't. I have no idea how you're doing it, or what the purpose of each of these things is
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Like... It's just like... Oh, it's magic
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Basically you've said, here's an... Look at this! Wow!
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And then you start putting it on your face and everything changes
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And then you move onto the next thing, wow!
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You got a cut on your finger there? I wanna go back and see that, can we go back and zoom in on that?
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Don't get makeup in the cut. It will get infected and then you won't be able to put any makeup on for a few days
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Again more magic
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So now it's shinier... I guess
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My face is shinier everyone, look at that
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Do you want shine? If you don't shine, you don't pop. And what do we say at Emma Pickles? Popping is everything
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Uhhhh... This is the nose shine
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Ok, we've ZOOMED in, here we are
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Now we're in close, as if we, like, didn't need this before... I don't know why we're in closer
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B: Like, the whole... it's the same face E: It's the details! B: What? We're doing detailing work now are we?
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It IS like a bike. You know when they do bikes up and they put paint primer on it?
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And then they get in with the details?
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B: Decals! E: You should probably explain that you worked in a car shop
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Well it probably doesn't sound like I do with my severe lack of knowledge
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Now what you wanna do here is make yourself look as much like Cara Delevigne in one second as you can
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Give yourself them THICK, THICK eyebrows
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E: What?! B: And then... Well you went from no eyebrows to the thickest eyebrows I've ever seen
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B: Now, you... E: They're slender B: You've added another same colour thing
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Here's what you've done, you've added five of the same colour over eachother
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It's just they're different types of shine
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Vacay, thought that said vajay, um, alright
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Now it's glittery, here we go this is the shit
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Now we're getting some glitter in
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Wanted to say the word Ritalin... Didn't
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I don't know why you keep showing this
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B: It just keeps coming back to it E: They're different colours!
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Different colours so that you can...
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I mean, I don't know how you explain this do you ever need to explain? What would you be saying at this point
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Why are you explaining it, it's just... It's obvious what you're doing, you're pointing at a thing and you put it on your face
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That's it, look at this!
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B: Put it on your face E: This is through the socket though
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Yeah but, I can work.. I mean, I don't... Yeah but do you need to tell people that?
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Look, Espresso, point that this, put it on your face in this place
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E: I wouldn't have a video if I didn't tell people that B: Well why can't they work it out?
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You point... I worked it out, point at this espresso coloured thing
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Put it on your face in this place above the eyeball
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E: Did you just put me out of a job? B: Yeah, all of you, all of you just went out of a job
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You don't need... It's obvious what's happening, I mean I suppose some level of it comes down to skill
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And how well you can do it to yourself, if I actually tried this it wouldn't look like that
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But, I understand the concept of 'point at On Fire', 'place On Fire'... You've mixed so many colours here
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This is mental
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B: How is this not just a smudgey brown mess like you do with paint E: Thank you!
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How do you just... You know when you get three different colours of paint
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And they always just end up being a horrible brown mess on the page
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How does that not happen here, this is a different colour entirely
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This looks like you've walked into a door, why...
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So, get the look of 'I've walked into a door on one eye', oh you are going for the other one
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So why have you gone for purple there, so what you want is brown on top, purple on the bottom boiiii
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Ok, we're just mixing random colours
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We're going for purple and brown.
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Day dream
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I feel like I'm in a... Nightmare
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Ok, really want... The thing is I'm looking at the individual thing here and it looks like a bruise
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And I... I don't wanna say that because I know you're gonna get annoyed with me
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We're going back to the vajay
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Uh, we're gonna glitter up the bruise, that's what we do
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We're gonna glitter up the inside of the bruise here so that it looks less like a bruise
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That's a mess innit? Look at that! Ain't you got a clean one if you're gonna be making a video
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B: Can't you keep one for showin E: It was used!
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Yeah well you keep one for showin' and you keep one for usin' every day
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Jesus
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That's on your all... EYEBALL
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Oh no, EUUGHHH
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B: Euuurgh, I hate this, I hate this, I can't do this E: I did this just for you because I know how much you love it!
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Ughhh, that first one looked like you just had it in your eye and closed your eye around it
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E: I did it on the upper one B: Don't
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This, this I never understand how you do this to this level of like line work, this is mental
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This is like you've gone into Adobe Illustrator and used a line tool to get a specific 0.5 point line and draw it along
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Cause I've tried to do this before
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Now it sounds like I don't know anything about makeup but I am actually the one that taught Emma
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B: But I can't do it this good E: It's true
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B: These are called wings, yeah? E: Yeah
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Hell yeah, this is my favourite things on people
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B: I like it when people do this, that's all I have to say on the matter E: You're welcome
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Can we move on to the next bit yet? Nope we're gonna keep talking about the wings
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So these ones are called Brown Wings, which is also... No I'm not... I can't...
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Someone's gonna get that joke, and if you got the joke LOL
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If you didn't, don't worry about it, we'll move on to the next part
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EUUGHHH
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That looks... How do you? I thought you was... It just... How do you not get your eyeball it's freaking me out
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E: Sometimes you do and it just sits on there B: Euuughhhh
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See how does this not just make your eyes really heavy
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And you walk around looking like you're a bit stoned all day
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How? Look at it, look how thick those lashes are
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I know that's the idea, but like does it not just make your eyes heavy?
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Are you gonna glue some eyelashes on in a minute?
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You are, look! I knew it!
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B: How many eyelashes do you need?! E: ALL OF THEM
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What is this, do you think you were gonna head into like Mad Max into a sandstorm
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And you'd be protected better than the goggles they fucking wear with these amount of eyelashes E: Like a camel
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You are a camel
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Who stores eyelashes in its hump
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You just need so many eyelashes in that, in that hump
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Ew, oh my God... I can't, this is grotesque
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This is like watching a trypophobia video at the moment, I hate eyes
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I hate them, eugh! You see that? It's like watching a spider walk along your own foot
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B: Why did you look at the camera then? E: Cuz I have to check it's recording because it stops all the time!
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B: Why is this the time to check the camera? E: Because it's important
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I don't understand how you did that
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Again, we're back to the point where... All it is is, 'show product, apply actual magic'
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B: Sorcery, we're talking like warlockian, wizard sorcery magic here E: Thank youuuu
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That's all I can work it out as, and then it's done
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B: That's a weird kind of, oh is that? Is that how you do that?! E: Yep
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B: Cause that's like... Do you do that EVERY video? E: Nope... That was just for you
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Oh ok, I'll allow it then, cause that was... We're back to the brown wings portion
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What's this? You've got excited about that
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Nope, we need more Cara Delevigne-ing, we need more Cara...
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B: Why was that funny to you? E: I forgot
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Oh, is this wrong? You've done it wrong?!
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You've made me look bad now
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Wow! It's finished everyone, we're gonna do the Vogue sign
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She's gonna look all cute, look down!
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Always look down... Back up!
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And then... Do the little rabbit ears thing
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Emmapickles.uk if you wanna get yourself some t-shirts with brown wings
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E: Ewww B: Bye!