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  • It's not so important

  • Oh surprise!

  • I have some pretzels for you!

  • Melania, do you know what you just said?

  • Wow, you're cheery

  • Me?- I'm always like this

  • Oh yeah, sure

  • You're certainly not gonna be

  • When can I see you walk away?

  • You're bad company

  • I can't wait

  • You suckkk

  • Now's your chance.... call it off

  • You can be a funny weiner, can't you?

  • I'm important

  • You want to be me, don't you

  • Quite a figure, quite a figure

  • No

  • Looks like we have a problem

  • Yeah, leave it to me

  • We're gonna squeeze him

  • Hadouken!

  • Hadouken to your face

  • Ha-ruh-buh-buh-buh

  • Ghhaaaa

  • Ah! Are you wearing a big boy shirt?

  • Yeah, I prolly never will again

  • Help.

  • I'm gonna barf

  • You ever wash that wig?

  • You got me again George! Good one

  • That is a zinger!

  • I like your nail polish, but not too much

  • Now I pretend I like you

  • But I hate you... inside

  • You're a creep

  • I think you're old like dirt

  • Repeat after me:

  • I make grease pellets in my sweat

  • I make grease pellets in my sweat

  • I was disappointed they didn't find the continent of Atlantis yet

  • I was disappointed they didn't find the continent of Atlantis yet

  • The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache

  • The new kid smells like falafel and wants to shave my mustache

  • So did Aunt Belinda

  • So did Aunt Belinda

  • Shake hand

  • You crushed it

  • You think?

  • Nope, I'm teasing you, you looked depressed

  • I don't feel good

  • Now raise your shrunken hand and repeat after me:

  • I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat

  • I gotta get a grip, you saw me squat

  • You think i won't fling three eggs at you?

  • You think i won't fling three eggs at you?

  • The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance

  • The goldfish of pre-teens never had a chance

  • I personally have puked at a cage fight

  • I personally have puked at a cage fight

  • Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese

  • Then I chewed an awful lot of cheese

  • And I stored it in my gut

  • And I stored it in my gut

  • What's your name?

  • Together we will build a bar in rural Connecticut

  • And we will make it a bar with a nanny

  • And we will make it a bar called "Brown Lady"

  • And we will make it a bar that has stuff in it

  • And extra good leather

  • [singing] "When you want to make a bad day a greater day"

  • "Then come to Brown Lady!"

  • Now let's party!

  • No music, just me

  • You know what I want later?

  • A hamburger and Milk Duds

  • And not fish

  • Good old fun

  • Yay?

  • I'm also gonna need you to scrape my bunions

  • Yes good

  • The guy's the boss, you know, so...

  • Just remember who brought you here

  • Thank you, my prince

  • Thank you

  • I WIN!

  • You know, you might want to clean my car after this

  • I mean, now I really wouldn't call it yours, right?

  • You gotta go back to the Jetta

  • Pretty dorky!

  • At least I still know how to drive

  • I do not. I don't do it.

  • It's why I got a big truck

  • Gonna figure out a way to bury your stuff fast

  • I'm burying your junk already

  • Yeah, well that's my past

  • The kids made me a shiv, and I mean, I'm not afraid to use it

  • Eyes up front

  • You got a blade?

  • Look straight ahead.

It's not so important

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"INAUGURATION DAY" A Bad Lip Reading of Donald Trump's Inauguration

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