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Yo, stop watching immediately and go grab your parents.
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And watch it with them, because they're gonna like this video.
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Welcome everyone to super woman.
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Hello kids and parents, uncle, auntie. How are you?
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My name is Lilly and I'm the person your child watches on the Youtube.
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And don't worry, I don't do the shame things, okay.
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I only teach your children wonderful things.
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There's nothing to deny.
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We're just friends.
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What the eff? Who did that transition?
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Turn that off.
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No, that, that wasn't even me. No.
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That was, that was Mindy Kaling.
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Now kids claim their parents are full of double standards.
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Which they are.
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Huh?
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But really, kids are equally as annoying.
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Because kids also have massive double standards.
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Good.
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Subscribe.
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Can we be real for a second? Let's be real.
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Everything kids complain about regarding their parents, they completely accept when it comes from their best friend.
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Let's take a look.
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Oh my god Jessica, check out this abandoned warehouse.
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I'm gonna shoot that tonight, at midnight.
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That's cool.
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Yeah, it's gonna be sick.
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Huh? Oh Lilly, that sound very dangerous, okay. I don't want you to go.
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Mom stop nagging me.
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God.
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Dumb head.
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Whoa, Lilly, are you really gonna post that picture without a filter?
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That's dangerous for your theme.
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Oh my god, you're right.
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Yeah.
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That was a close one! Thanks girl.
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You're welcome.
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Oh Lilly, I just follow you on Instant-gram.
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Oh, really?
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You did?
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Huh.
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Hey Jessica, are you not following me on Instagram?
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I am. Wait. Am I not? That's so weird.
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Yeah.
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There.
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(sad music)
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What the bloody, eh I see you post this picture two minute ago.
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Working out in my Calvins.
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Mm-Hmm.
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Who the bloody hell is Calvin?
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Mom, can't you see I'm busy?
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Oy, do you want to get slapped in your Calvin?
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Mom, I have so much work to do.
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Uh-Huh.
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(laughing)
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How about paying rent in your Calvin?
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Leave me alone. You're gonna make me fail.
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(phone ringing)
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Hey, what's up?
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Hey, Lil.
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Hey, I'm a bit busy. I have a massive project due tomorrow.
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I haven't even started.
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Oh. Well, I just fought with Derek.
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(papers falling)
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Tell me everything.
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Yeah, he's like he doesn't like that my hair and eyebrows don't match.
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Uh huh.
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Thanks for the shirt, mom.
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No problem.
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Lemme see if it fits.
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Turn around.
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Huh? Turn around? I give you bloody birth.
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Just turn around.
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Oy. I cleaned your poo poo.
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Ew, can you just turn around, you perv?
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Oy, you listen to me okay? I bloody push you through my body.
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I am not changing in front of you.
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Eh.
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Turn around, yo, turn around.
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Thanks for the shirt, Jess.
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Of course.
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Let me try it on, see if it fits.
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Girl, your boobs are on point.
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Aw, thanks girl. You know, my bra's just padded.
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Feel it, it's so soft.
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Okay. Oh, that's nice.
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That's nice.
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Right?
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- Honk. Oh my god, I am so jealous. - Right?
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But you know what, my butt has grown a little bit, so, that's good.
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What? Let me see girl, turn around.
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Okay.
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Slap it.
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(slapping)
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Ah.
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(slapping)
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Ah, ah, ahhh.
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You know what, dad, I'm sick of you treating me like a kid, okay?
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Oh Lilly, watch your attitude, okay?
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Fine.
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So annoying.
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Okay Jess, can you stop treating me like a kid?
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Wow, okay.
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Watch your attitude.
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Oh my God, you're right.
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I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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I feel like this one's gonna be just like the first one.
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See? Kids are annoying.
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You know, when you're younger, you think your parents don't know anything.
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And they're stupid, and your friends are everything.
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But trust me when I say, as you grow older, you'll realize your parents are wonderful, and you should not take them for granted, and you should make time for them.
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(phone ringing)
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So treat them well.
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One love, super woman.
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That is a wrap, and zoop.