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Man, I wish we still got red envelopes, you know?
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-You don't? -You do?
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Oh, hey Scott!
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Hoooow's it going? So uh... isn't it Chinese New Year today?
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Yeah, it is, actually, well, a lot of people also go by "lunar new year", but...
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Oh. I'm sorry. You're right. Of course.
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Why don't the three of you take the rest of the day off and celebrate?
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That's great, thanks Scott!
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Guys. Do you realize what just happened?
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Yeah bro, happy hour started right... NOW!
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No no no no no. We just got the day off for a Chinese holiday.
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What's your point?
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New Year's just passed, but just because we put a "Chinese" in front of it,
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it becomes a whole new holiday that we celebrate, and...
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And get off work for!
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Dude, this could be the single greatest cultural breakthrough in occupational history!
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Seriously, I mean think about it.
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If Ali Haji over there said that he was leaving because it was... Mexican labor day, you wouldn't doubt it.
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-No! -They already have their own independence day!
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And if Pou just said that, you know... there was a Indian version of Christmas, we'd believe it.
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Definitely!
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Think of how many holidays there are that we can just say that there's a Chinese version of!
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Dude, Columbus Day. Chinese Columbus Day. "Co-lam-ba!"
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-Chinese Valentines Day! -Ah, that... they already have one.
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They don't know that.
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I have some cousins in Vancouver, can we do Canadian holidays, too?
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Like Chinese Boxing Day.
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Why not? I mean, Chinese Mardi Gras, Chinese St. Patrick's Day, Chinese Cinco de Mayo...
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Dude, we could party all the way through Spring!
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And I'm not even Chinese.
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Yes!!
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-Happy Chinese Easter, every one! -Right, hahaha!
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Ah, I'm sorry, that deal was for a Fourth of July sale, which was two weeks ago.
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Oh ok. Well, I mean, you know what today is though, right?
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Happy Chinese Fourth of July!
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Who do you think invented fireworks?
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Happy Chinese Halloween!
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-Andrew. -Hey, Scott.
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-You're two hours late. -Yeah, it's Chinese Daylight Savings.
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Right, right.
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Happy Chinese Thanksgiving!
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-Works for me! -謝謝!
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Happy Chinese Christmas!
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Hey hey hey guys, happy Chinese Christmas!
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Chinese Christmas? That's a thing now?
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It's based off the lunar calendar.
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Guess what today is...
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Oh, hi.
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Hey. Where's Scott?
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Oh, Scott, he got fired last week. Well, "let go".
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Apparently, productivity in this office was pretty awful.
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I'm his replacement.
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That's great!
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So what's up?
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Oh. We just wanted to let you know that today is...
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Who's ready for Chinese Martin... woah, woah.
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Just want to say hi, and, welcome!
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-We should probably sit this one out. -Probably.
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But we're still on for Chinese Yom Kippur, right?
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Hell yeah.
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Hey everyone, let us know in the comments below.
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What national holiday you would exploit with your culture?
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Just kidding. Just kidding.
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Don't do that, do not do what just happened in the video, you will not get away with it.
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be sure to subscribe for more sketches,
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and we hope you guys have a very happy, Chinese/lunar New Year.
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-恭喜發財。-新年快樂。