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  • As you can tell...

  • I'm dying

  • (last coughs)

  • Science may be telling you differently

  • But I'm broke

  • Don't believe me?

  • It's true

  • Tell 'em Ainsley.

  • You broke as f*ck boy!

  • I am dying of hunger

  • UUUH

  • AHHH

  • Ouch!

  • That's right everyone, I am broke!

  • They tried to steal my money, so the bank blocked my card

  • Some motherf*cker in New York, tried to buy a computer for 26k, JEEESUS.

  • You went hard and I can respect that at least...

  • I haven't got access to my bank account in 2 weeks

  • I have to drink my own made coffee :c

  • I have to live off pocket change

  • I can't even afford buying contact lenses

  • I literally... fuck it I'm blind!

  • I'm like 9 days late on my rent on this office

  • You may think I'm jo..I'm reall...I'm not, I'm fucking broke I have no money

  • Marzia won't let me shit(

  • haha

  • In four days the billing goes out for my Adobe CC Premiere Editing software

  • I won't be able to edit videos

  • (evil Ainsley voice) You are a broke ass motherfucker

  • That's right Ainsley, I am a broke ass motherfucker

  • (Japanese gibberish)

  • (awkward silence)

  • A patreon? What is that?

  • That's genius!

  • I could just beg for money.

  • Oh my God, yes!

  • Patreon!

  • (divine music)

  • My favorite website from now on

  • Ok, I'm gonna set up my own Patreon

  • It's gonna be called poopiepie is poor

  • Help!

  • Listen up! $1, you'll be able to subscribe to my channel!

  • you only have to pay 1 dollar

  • I think that's a pretty good k...bargain

  • For 5 dollars you get this roomscape image

  • I think that is a pretty good offer!

  • Seven bucks - if you pledge seven dollars you get Edgar

  • Alright just fucking take IT

  • You know what?!

  • He's free, I don't want him! Fuck him!

  • That's his penis

  • Hey get out of there!

  • What are you doin

  • I need more ideas

  • For patreons!

  • (Ainsly with a heavy German accent)

  • I should just look at other people's profiles and see what they do!

  • Geeenius

  • let's do that

  • Oh woooow

  • This Patreon

  • If you pay 5 bucks

  • *r.i.p microphone *

  • You get a

  • YOU GET NUDE PHOTOS!!!

  • OWW

  • Geeenius

  • You know what? If you pay 500 bucks you get nudes

  • Listen, I know you want the nudes.

  • 500 bucks

  • aaand

  • I will show you my nipples!

  • Nudes seem to be aaa

  • A reoccurring thing on Patreon

  • you'll find it a lot

  • With mediumly attractive women.

  • listen!

  • No disrespect

  • I think it's great

  • twice per year, I'll send you a personal video message

  • wishing you a happy birthday

  • Encouraging you with whatever you're struggling through

  • or whatever you want

  • *pause*

  • Hey she said "whatever you want"!

  • Smiley face

  • I think we all know what that means.

  • I wanna pay 20 bucks just to kinda try this out

  • Just to see what you get back

  • If I had money, I would do it I swear.

  • You said you could do whatever I want!

  • Why won't you shit on camera?

  • da fuck is wrong with you

  • I want my 20 bucks back

  • For 500,000 dollars

  • I will have a private skype chat with you

  • Where my dick is out the whole time

  • and will be zoomed in on my genitals

  • For $1,000,000

  • I will have a private Skype chat with you

  • Where... I play Happy Wheels

  • Exclusive Let's play

  • and I will make all

  • the old 2014 memes that we all love

  • like

  • *girl screams * AAAH he is raping meh

  • Oh dad, son I don't care

  • For a 1,000,000 dollars I will

  • play Amnesia for 24 hours while I pretend to be scared

  • and start screaming

  • BAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRREEELLLS!!

  • For 2,000,000 dollars I will a Virtual brofist

  • It looks a little bit something like *Hits mic* this

  • Only just a lot better!

  • Oh Boogie has a ..

  • has one

  • Oh!

  • Pledge 100 dollars

  • aaand

  • you

  • will get nothing

  • This is more money than many on my videos will generate in a lifetime.

  • Key, maybe

  • he hasn't updated this in a while but that's just

  • not fucking true

  • Hey guys, Scarce here

  • looks like poodiepie calls out a HUUUGE youtuber

  • Scarce?

  • How bout yo... you're huge?

  • How about that?

  • Yea , I'm creating drama with you

  • *laugh*

  • Someone send me this Patreon

  • Which is an ASMR one

  • A 1000 dollars per month?

  • What is this??

  • *click*

  • Hey honey

  • OHJEEZ

  • *ASMR continues* just came out from shopping ...

  • Do you wanna see the new shirts I have? yes pls

  • I agree, don't tell Marzia

  • *terrified* OOOH!

  • Oh

  • OH

  • WOW!

  • oH!

  • Ahhhhhh

  • ERrgrgrgh

  • You'll be so glad you did this, access granted

  • to my patron-only *voice crack* feed where there will be:

  • Community

  • At this level

  • I will be able to make youtube my full-time job

  • Pretty sure it already is Grade.... Come on, I love you

  • What the- what are you talking about?haha

  • I assume both Grade and boogie just haven't updated theirs

  • Alright, I don't really care but it is kind of funny!

  • I'm serious about this bros

  • I am broke! I literally have no access to money

  • Here we go...

  • Become...

  • A patreon TODAY

  • Link is in the description

  • I think you will like what you see

  • Final word is inspired by this guy

  • Who

  • Is a 16 year old student AAAAND

  • He says

  • If you donate 7000 he will go to Italy with you aaand...

  • it will be an amazing time where there we'll bask in the beautiful culture

  • And build a new laif togethar

  • So if you donate 47 million dollars ...

  • We will go together to Uruguay

  • aaand

  • We'll build a new life together

  • And I will quit youtube forever

  • Sounds good become a Patreon today

  • Thank you guys so much.

  • Love you guys so *burp* much

  • Link is in the descriptioN!

  • Leave a like, every like is

  • is a brofist

  • BROFIST!

  • No no no, they cost 5 bucks!

  • You better pledge that shiat first!

  • That's a- that's a good second video to start with.

  • So...?

  • This is game ...

  • *record scratching*

  • I forgot to mention....

  • Patreon is a great thing

  • I'm not against it at all, I think it supports

  • *inhale*

  • AAAM

  • Artists who are not quite being able to support themselves

  • Because Ad revenue fucking sucks

  • like...

  • Aaaah, you can get a shit ton of views on youtube and

  • still not really make enough to fully support yourself

  • and

  • if fans can support you what you do full time

  • I think that's an awesome thing

  • Um...

  • I have no problem with that

  • Just wanted that to be clear

  • place

  • AAAHHH

  • A little bit like Neko Atsume?

  • If you played that game

  • You pick it up, you play it for a while

  • You put it back in yout pocket

  • aaaand ah

  • You check it about lil' bit later.... you kno'?

  • It's a really really fun game experience, that I really REALLY enjoy and

  • I think it works perfect for

  • mobile

  • ummm

  • Oh shit I keep forgetting to click on Sponsor eagle, you can get shit from him

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B1 PewDiePie patreon broke ainsley fucking pledge

I NEED YOUR HELP! :(

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    Amy.Lin posted on 2016/12/21
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