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  • (keys clacking)

  • (phone chimes)

  • - (chuckles) You know, it's so weird

  • that you get a phone call at 2 o'clock

  • on the dot every single day.

  • - Yeah, phone call.

  • - Yeah, aren't you gonna answer it?

  • (wind whipping) (creaking)

  • (upbeat music)

  • God damn it.

  • I'm not pregnant!

  • I'm not pregnant!

  • - Oh, I got blood on my shirt.

  • - [Women] Soap and cold water.

  • - How'd you guys know that?

  • - Hi, um, could I get this Coke

  • and these cookies and then

  • (clears throat) Plan B, please.

  • - [Clerk] Sorry, what are you?

  • - I'm gonna get Plan B.

  • - [Clerk] Sorry, what?

  • - (clears throat) Plan B, please.

  • Hi, could I have Plan B and not

  • the (bleep) stuff, please?

  • Thank you.

  • - Cranberry juice, huh?

  • - Oh, yeah.

  • - It's okay.

  • You'll get through this.

  • - Oh, no, I just like cranberry juice.

  • - [Woman in gray] No, it's okay, we all develop

  • a taste for it eventually.

  • Oh, just drink up.

  • And if you feel like you have to pee,

  • you don't, so don't even bother.

  • - And now, to shock and amaze you all,

  • I present to you the tiniest thing

  • in the universe.

  • (applauding)

  • [Voiceover] Whoa!

  • (applauding)

  • (wind whipping) - [Woman in gray] Cranberry

  • juice, huh?

  • (laughing)

(keys clacking)

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    Jimmy Huang posted on 2016/12/21
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