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Ladies and gentlemen, the holiday season's here.
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The holiday shopping is upon us.
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And Amazon is trying to make it even easier by debuting a new store concept called Amazon Go.
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It's a store where sensors detect which items you’ve grabbed, charge your amazon account and you can just walk out.
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(laughing)
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Don't believe me? Take a look.
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Four years ago, we started to wonder...
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What would shopping look like
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if you can walk into a store, grab what you want, and just go.
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(laughing)
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Now Amazon is calling this, "just walk out technology."
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(laughing) Is this ground breaking?
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Well, that’s how I shopped all through my teenager years.
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Now... maybe other retailers can learn from this.
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Hey, CVS pharmacy, are you watching?
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(laughing)
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This is how you do self-check out.
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Not me scanning my own stuff for 15 minutes while a women with the ring of keys judges me.
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(laughing)
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Now apparently, it scans all you items and charges you later.
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But I've got to say, at this point,
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I’d still be way too nervous that I’d get into trouble.
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Do you know what I mean?
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I'd go in, grab a sandwich and be like, "I'm taking this, ok?"
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(laughing)
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I'm leaving now, is...(laughing)
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Is everybody cool with this? (laughing) Good, ok.
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But I don't know. I prefer the normal way of shopping through Amazon.
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You know, buying stuff online at 2 a.m. and being surprised by whatever shows up at my front door. (laughing)
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You come home from work--
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Ohhh, a Bowflex.
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But now let's talk about Donald Trump because this is a late night show and
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It's apparently required by law.
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Today, Donald Trump learned that a new air force one was being built for 4 billion dollars and it won't be ready until after his first term.
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And he tweeted that he wants to cancel the order.
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Now, coincidentally there are already a lot of voters who wish they can cancel an order that they made on November 8th.
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(cheers and applause)
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Does Trump think that twitter is like Siri for the presidency?
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He's like, "Twitter, cancel plane order."
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"Twitter, appoint someone Secretary of State."
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"Oh Twitter, piss off the Chinese woman, Thank you."
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Why is he even doing this?
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The plane wouldn't be finished until 2022.
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"Hey, Trump, why you gotta cramp president Kanye’s style like that. (laughing)
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But here is some bad news for anyone flying this holiday season.
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United Airlines just announced a new plan where you will have to pay to store a carry-on in the overhead bin.
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I know. What next?
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In case of a water landing, your seat can be used as a flotation device for only 129 dollars.
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Major credit cards accepted.
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So for a lower price, you can fly this service which is called "basic economy."
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Or for an even lower price, you can stay in the cargo holder with a bunch of Irish immigrants,
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hoping to reach a new world.
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(laughing)
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Now, finally I have to show you this photo that went viral. I don’t know if you saw this.
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A couple in Disney World locked lips for a once in a lifetime photo in front of the Cinderella's Castle.
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And they were accidentally photobombed by a woman who seems to disapprove.
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(laughing)
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But hey look at the expression on her face.
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(laughing)
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Now, I will say in her defense, that guy is her husband.
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Can we have a look at the photo again?
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Look at her there. Look!
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I don't know who this woman is, but I am positive her name is Linda. (laughing)
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Now the thing is what you may not know, this woman has been photobombing kisses for a while.
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Like who knew she was present at this kiss? (laughing)
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And look how she reacted to this kiss? (laughing)
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And who knew she can ever have had a problem with this KISS?