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Before I begin, I'd like to say that this video is extremely embarrassing...for me.
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I'm going to tell you some things that some of my closest friends don't know about me.
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So if you know me in real life, or if you're like my future boss or grandchild watching this, then please...
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All right, things that I do that adults probably don't do.
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I close my closet door before I go to sleep every night.
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Ok so this one is not super embarrassing, but why do I do this?
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I know monsters aren't real.
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Sometimes I'll already be in my bed, open my eyes just a tiny bit and see the
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black void of my closet. Then I have to get up and close it.
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It makes me uncomfortable, I don't know why, it's not like there's a monster in my closet
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that's been waiting for like, 18 years for the one night I forget to close my door.
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I just don't like it open.
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Also I'm terrified of crossing streets.
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I will always speed walk across the street while checking both directions every two seconds.
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I think part of the reason why I'm afraid is because when I was little my
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mom told me the way cars were made,
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drivers can''t see little kids. At all! Which I'm gonna want to call bull crap on that mom
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unless you're driving like, a monster truck.
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So whenever I would cross the street and see a car in the distance,
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I would have to run as fast as I possibly could, I didn't want to die so I
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guess that fear stayed with me as I grew up
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And I remember in high school some kids
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would walk across the street without looking both ways!
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Not even a glance, they were just like,
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The car better stop for me,
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even if they're already going 50,
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It's their fault.
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So if me and you are ever walking together, and suddenly I start speed walking, you'll know why.
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I watch Minecraft videos and I don't even play Minecraft anymore.
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What happened was, is that I started watching them while I drew comics.
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I didn't feel like listening to music or netflix didn't have any good movies to watch.
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I would watch the Minecraft videos specifically CaptainSparklez
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I don't know if any of you have heard of him,
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he's a pretty small gaming channel.
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And I started watching more and more and I
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kind of got attached to the point where if I had no idea what to draw,
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I would still watch the Minecraft videos anyway
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And I'll promise you right now that I watched them
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CaptainSparklez while making this video.
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Ok.
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I talk to my dogs,
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or rather I talk for my dogs
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I give my pets certain voices and I talk to them in my voice and then
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respond for them in their voice.
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And for some reason they're pretty mean to me...
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I have two dogs and they both make an appearance in this comic.
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This one named Papi,
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Has a voice like this!
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And this one, Georgie
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Talks like this, hello!
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So a normal thing for me to do is...
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Oh hi Papi! Hm hello!
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Your in my spot Papi.
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Hm I know, can you move? Hm no.
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But I was sitting there first!
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Well I'm sitting here now so why don't you find a place on the floor!
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Papi!
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The dog has no idea what's going on and I've created this scenario now where
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I'm sad and sitting on the floor to watch my Minecraft.
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Only me my sister know that I do this.
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I don't know what I'd tell someone if they walked in on me and saw me doing this.
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But now I guess everyone knows...
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Oh hello I have a voice too and I talk like this.
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hm shut up.