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- Good morning, what's happening in the world?
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Any breaking news?
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- Yes, Taylor Swift was seen going to the gym with her friends in Hollywood.
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- Anything else?
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- She was wearing gray sweatpants and white sneakers.
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- Okay.
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- Also, I think there's like a war going on or something.
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- Welcome to ten reasons you should smile.
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- Wow, did you really just say that?
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What about people who can't smile because of their weak facial muscles?
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- Okay, okay, awesome, me and my sister will be there.
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- My sister and I.
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- Oh, I just posted a new video, check it out.
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- Hey, I know this is really annoying,
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but I just posted a new video to my new channel here on YouTube
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and I was wondering if you'd check it out and give me a chance, please.
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- And I'll take a side of fries.
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Actually, no, wait, I'm gonna try onion rings today.
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- Wow, you've changed.
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- You know what, I feel like wearing lipstick today.
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- I miss the old you.
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- Welcome to girls and their periods.
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- That's really rude.
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What about exclamation points and commas?
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- I love oatmeal.
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- What a sellout.
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- What?
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- Ad.
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- What are you talking about?
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- Illuminati confirmed.
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- (sighs) Sending prayers and positive vibes to those affected by the recent tragedy.
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Tweet.
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- Wow, I've been here for three seconds
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and I'm very offended and disappointed
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that you haven't said anything about the tragedy.
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Unfollow.
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- Okay, check out this adorable video of this puppy falling.
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- That's like really cruel to animals.
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- I love this campaign.
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I run hashtag like a girl.
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- Yeah, well, I run hashtag like a boy.
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I fight like a boy.
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Let's get like a boy trending.
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Cause like I believe in equality, so.
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What about cheetahs?
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They run faster than all of us.
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All lives matter.
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- I think I'm having a heart attack.
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- Fake.
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Oh my God, I hate Lilly so much.
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She's so lame.
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- Almost as lame as talking crap about strangers
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just thinking they won't hear.
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- Oh my God, Lilly, thank you so much for replying.
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I'm your biggest fan, I love you so much, thanks.
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- What up, everyone? It's your girl, Superwoman, with...
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- Connor Franta.
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- This handsome, oh, snap, son.
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- Oh, that's kinda good actually, Connor Franta.
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- That's a thing, make it a thing, it's officially a thing.
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Hope you enjoyed this video.
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If you did, give it a big thumbs up.
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Comment below, is this just us?
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Are we the only jerks that feel this way?
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Or is this what the internet is like?
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I think we're geniuses actually.
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- Yeah, me too, I agree.
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- You can check out that video we did on Connor's channel as well,
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the link is in the description.
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It's super fun and cool.
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- We do Instagram things.
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We recreate the most popular Instagrams on Instagram,
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so you should go check that out, click my face.
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- We had such a good time,
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we had such a good time shooting it.
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My last video's right over there.
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My vlog's right over there, and yo,
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click subscribe because I make new videos
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every Monday and Thursday.
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You wanna try the thing with me, wanna try the thing with me?
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- You know I do it wrong every time.
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- One love, Superwoman.
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That's how you wrap and zoop.
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Damn.
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- Sass.