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So, being a guy that's into sci-fi and fantasy,
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I've come across some pretty bad-ass creatures,
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but I always figured that they were just the product
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of some writer's imagination.
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I never thought to actually look into
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whether or not the creatures from these
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movies and video games were ever real,
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until now, and oh man, I wish
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I would have done this sooner.
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So if you're into this stuff like I am, keep watching
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because I'm about to give you
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10 Mythical Creatures that Actually Existed.
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Prepare to nerd out.
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Number one is dragons.
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Native to Australia, the Megalania existed
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30 to 40 thousand years ago, and is
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an ancient relative of the Komodo dragon
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that grew up to 26 feet in length
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and weighted up to 4300 pounds.
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It couldn't breath fire or fly,
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but it did have a poisonous saliva
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that contained a blood thinner that
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would cause its victims to bleed to death.
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- Dragons actually exist?
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I have to call my D and D buddies.
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- Just, no.
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Number two is the Imoogi.
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Originating as a Korean legend, an enormous
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python was in fact found in South America.
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This gigantic titanoboa was so huge
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that it was 46 feet long and weighted over a ton.
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It also had a constrictive force of 400 PSI
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and could swallow a human whole without
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showing any bulge.
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Man, I want to know this thing's secret
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just for when I go out to all-you-can-eat sushi restaurants,
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cause I mean, after a dinner like that,
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ain't no hiding that bulge.
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Number three are the Amazons.
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Amazons were a mythical tribe
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exclusively made of fierce women warriors.
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Graves that were discovered in Eurasia
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revealed battled-damaged female skeletons
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that were buried with bows, swords and other weapons.
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This is an extremely exciting find
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whether you're a historian or a fan of the show
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Xena Warrior Princess, because there were
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Amazons on the show.
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So I heard; I never watched the show.
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I heard people talking about it.
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Shut up.
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Number four is the Dire Wolf.
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Dire Wolves existed beside early man
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and were much larger, stronger and had
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sharper teeth than the wolves of today.
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Interestingly, there were just one of a class
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called Megafauna which were a large or giant
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class of animals, including humans,
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and believe it or not, some of these giant humans
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still exist today including Rosie O' Donnell,
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Roseanne Barr and Kevin Smith.
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They're fat.
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Number five is the African Unicorn.
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This unique animal has an upper body of a deer,
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a lower body of a zebra, but is actually
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a specie of giraffe.
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Whoa
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I think what's most cool is that
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this creature still exists today
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in Equatorial Africa.
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Even though it doesn't have a horn
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like you would expect from a unicorn,
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it's still clearly magical, I mean look at it.
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It could change its appearance at will.
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That or it got into a plantation
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of some crazy African drugs.
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By the way, if there's any viewers in Africa
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watching right now, can these drugs regrow hair?
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Private message me.
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Number six in the Kraken.
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Recently a colossal squid was discovered
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in the southern ocean which closely
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resembles the legendary Kraken.
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Measuring 46 feet long, it not only has suckers,
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but it's limbs are lined with rows of sharp hooks
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each having three points.
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Man, it's really unfortunate that
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this was found only 1000 kilometers south of Tokyo.
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I mean, first Godzilla, and now this?
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You Japanese really have some bad luck
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with the whole giant monster thing.
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Number seven are Beserkers.
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Hailing from Northern Europe,
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Beserkers were known for fighting
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in a nearly uncontrollable trance-like fury
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which gave rise to the English phrase going berserk.
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It's believed that their fearless strength
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and unstoppable blood lust was cause by
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either working themselves into a rage
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or taking intoxicating drugs before battle.
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In fact, I know a little bit about what it takes
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to get worked up into a rage.
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Happens to me every time I call my cell phone company.
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(bleep) ers.
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Number eight is Moby Dick.
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The story of Moby Dick was actually inspired
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by a real sperm whale named Moca Dick.
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This whale was so bad ass, that it destroyed
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over 100 whaling ships that tried to kill it,
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including once taking on three at a time and surviving.
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Really though, his name was Moca Dick
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and he was a sperm whale?
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Okay, no.
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You know what?
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There's probably a black porn star joke there,
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but I'm just not going to touch it.
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Number nine are Hobbits.
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Tricky little Hobbits.
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The remains of nine bodies resembling Hobbits
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were discovered in the Indonesian island of Flores
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dating back 12 to 18 thousand years ago.
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Each skeleton was only three feet tall
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and had a skull about one third
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the size of a normal human's.
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Weighting only up to about 80 pounds,
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it's believed that that these were
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a separate specie of human kind of like Neanderthals.
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Just don't ever actually call them Hobbits
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if you're ever tested on this subject
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because, you know...
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You shall not pass!
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I always wanted to do that.
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And finally, number 10, Dracula.
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Believe it or not, Dracula was based off of a real man
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that lived less than 500 years ago
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called Vlad the Impaler.
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He was a Romanian prince that would
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torture and kill his enemies by impaling them.
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He didn't have fangs or could fly
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like the vampires in today's pop culture,
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but he did consume the blood of
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his enemies in various ways.
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But I wouldn't worry; I'm sure vampires
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aren't around that much anymore,
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or are they?
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(evil laughter)
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Boo.
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Anyways, that's all for this video guys.
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I hope you enjoyed it, and be sure to
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and other than that, I will see you guys next Saturday
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with a brand-new video.
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Peace.
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(birds screeching)
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I'm still here.
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I'm not a vampire.
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I just heard about it.