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  • Jeremy Lin: I have... uh... decided to retire from the game of basketball to pursue my true passions.

  • Press: Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy! Over here! ...(lolipop was here)

  • Press Member: And what would that be? Baseball? Golf? I heard you're good at ping pong.

  • Jeremy: Actually... uh... watching anime and playing video games.

  • Press: Jeremy! Jeremy! Jeremy!

  • Jeremy: Thank you.

  • Naruto: You're going down, Sasuke!

  • ...Hey!

  • ...Hey you!

  • Hang on!

  • Jeremy: *Screams*

  • Mumbling from group...

  • Naruto: Hey, look, some of the guys don't believe me

  • But will you tell them, tell them that you're Michael?

  • Jeremy: Michael?

  • Naruto: Yeah, tell them who you are, tell them you're Michael Jordan.

  • Jeremy: What? I'm not Michael Jordan.

  • Goku: You grabbed the wrong guy.

  • Sailor Moon: Told you it wasn't him.

  • Mumbling from the group...

  • Jeremy: Wait, what's going on here?

  • Naruto: We needed a basketball player but we got you instead.

  • Jeremy: Well I still play basketball.

  • Naruto: You do?

  • Jeremy: Yea.

  • Goku: You don't look like a basketball player.

  • Sailor Moon: Yea, you look more like one of us.

  • Jeremy: Well, I may not look it but I am a basketball player.

  • Jeremy: I'm Jeremy Lin.

  • Naruto: Who?

  • Naruto: Basketball is played by two teams and the aim of each team is to score.

  • Jeremy: Yo, if you guys are superheroes why do you need my help?

  • Naruto: Well, I mean, if this were a fight it would already be over

  • But since it's a basketball game, if we fight we get a... foo... a foo-l... a fool-

  • Jeremy: A foul.

  • Naruto: A foul! Why don't they spell it that way? F O W L

  • The team argues...

  • Jeremy: We got a lot of work to do

  • Naruto: A lot of work to do *mumbling* L O T

  • Jeremy: There's two sides to basketball, offense and defense

  • On offense: jump shots.

  • Free throws.

  • Lay ups.

  • And even more important than offense is defense.

  • The most important thing is to always keep your man in front of you.

  • Yami Yugi: It's time to duel!

  • Basketball Player: They got nothing.

  • Mysterious Man: How sure are you?

  • Basketball Player: They look awful, boss. They don't even know what they're doing.

  • Other player: And the new guy doesn't even seem that great either

  • Mysterious Man: Huh, what new guy?

  • Basketball Player: Well they got this NBA player but-

  • Mysterious Man: What?!

  • Jeremy: That's another travel Goku.

  • Jeremy: Remember you need to dribble the ball.

  • Goku: But every time I do, the ball bounces through the roof.

  • Mysterious Man: I want film on him, I wanna know every shot he's ever made

  • Basketball Player: But boss, he's a nobody.

  • Other player: Yea, boss, he's not even like MJ or LeBron.

  • Basketball player: In fact he kind of looks like one of us except well-

  • Mysterious Man: Well what??

  • Basketball player: *sigh* He's got some weird hair.

  • Naruto: I told you it's because you using so much Chakra.

  • Goku: You mean Ki?

  • Naruto: That aura around you, all you have to do is stop using it.

  • Jeremy: That's it, what if instead of holding back your guys' powers, you let them loose.

  • Jeremy: We can use that to our advantage.

  • Goku: Yea.

  • Naruto: Yea.

  • Yami Yugi: Yea.

  • Jeremy: What?

  • Jeremy: Alright guys this is everything we trained for, remember all your training.

  • Naruto: We got this!

  • Yami Yugi: Let's duel!

  • Goku: Let's do this boys!

  • Sailor Moon: Hey!

  • Goku: And girls.

  • Sailor Moon: Thank you.

  • Jeremy: Alright, put 'em in!

  • Jeremy: Toon Squad on 3! Toon Squad on 3! 1, 2-

  • Naruto: Wait, wait, wait, guys, I kind of made a change to our name, we're not Toon Squad anymore.

  • Goku: Well then what are we?

  • Leader Of Anime All-Stars: Well, well, well, if it isn't the Toon Squad, you guys actually showed up, I'm surprised!

  • Naruto: We're not afraid of you.

  • Mysterious Man: You actually think your little Toon Squad could beat us, The Anime All-Stars

  • Naruto: No, the Toon Squad can't, but we're not the Toon Squad anymore.

  • We are...

  • We are the... hey hold this real quick, we are the AnimeNiacs!

  • The Anime All-Stars laugh...

  • Goku: I kind of like Toon Squad better.

  • Yami Yugi: Yea, me too.

  • Sailor Moon: Yea, what kind of name is AnimeNiacs?

  • Naruto: You know, screw you guys, okay? Order your own jerseys next time.

  • Yami Yugi: You just activated my trap card! Spellbinding Circle!

  • TEEHEE

Jeremy Lin: I have... uh... decided to retire from the game of basketball to pursue my true passions.

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