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I'm sure you've heard that Samsung Galaxy phones have been having some minor issues.
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By minor issues I mean they keep exploding.
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And I feel bad. Has anyone here bought one, anybody?
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Me!
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You have, ma'am?
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Yeah.
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Wow.
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Have you had any problems with it?
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No, not any at all, I love it.
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I think it's... [SOUND]
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[LAUGH] [APPLAUSE]
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Did they send you a replacement of any?
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They did, they sent me a backup, it's been wonderful.
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- No problems with that one at all. - Oh, that's good.
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[SOUND] [LAUGH]
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Yeah.
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Yeah, so you're a very loyal customer.
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I am, I even have the tablet.
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And I've been loving that, I take it everywhere I go.
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[SOUND] [LAUGH]
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That's great.
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See, this is why we tell you to turn your phones off.
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[LAUGH] There's something else I wanna talk about.
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My new emoji app, it has hundreds of emojis and we're always adding new ones.
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But not all of them make the cut.
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I thought I would share some of the rejected ones.
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And we can see if we can figure them out,
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because they're really clever if you have the app.
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And here is the first one.
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Let's all try to figure out together.
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Does anybody know what that is?
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Booty call.
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Yes, booty call, that's right.
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[APPLAUSE] Booty call.
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[APPLAUSE] See, it seems important, and yet it was rejected.
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Here's the next one.
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[LAUGH] Beet.
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Sick Beet.
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Sick beet (sick beat)
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Yes, sick beat, good one.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Rejected.
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Here's another one.
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Hmm, this is a tricky... nacho.
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[LAUGH] Nacho?
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[CROSSTALK] Nacho problem.
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[LAUGH] [APPLAUSE] Nacho problem.
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[APPLAUSE]
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Nacho problem.
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All right, we have time for one more, probably?
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[LAUGH] All right.
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Now this is a tricky one, cuz it's supposed to look like someone.
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I don't think it does look like him.
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But who does that look like?
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Twitch.
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No, Twitch has his own.
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Yep, so that's The Rock.
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And what's he doing?
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He's hitting rock bottom is right.
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He's hitting rock bottom. [APPLAUSE]
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Rejected.
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[APPLAUSE]
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But if you like any of these, I have good news.
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For the first time ever, I'm releasing my rejected emojis in my app Ellen's Emoji Exploji.
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You're welcome, America.
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[LAUGH]