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  • (Swishy Swish Fisty Fist)

  • (Omg it's the jingle from the other two Chris videos, but this time extra spoopy)

  • (A Distant Erotic Scream)

  • Tom, there are zo-

  • Zombies? I know. I saw them...

  • In season 6 of The Walking Dead™...

  • Available now on NowTV

  • Is this erm... Is this a sponsored video™?

  • A guys gotta eat.™

  • I don't think you do Tom.™

  • That hurts Chris.

  • (Squeaky noise... No, i'm not kidding)

  • Chris, you've been bitten. You're gonna turn a into zombie.

  • I know! What am I gonna do?!

  • You're gonna turn into a zombie.

  • I KNOW WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

  • You're gonna turn into a zombie.

  • (The slappiest of slaps)

  • Unbelievable.

  • How do I stop it Tom?

  • Don't worry... I have an idea...

  • (The Sound Of An Old School Internet Modem™... I'm kidding it's silence)

  • What is i- OUCH!! Tom!! WHY!!?!

  • Now you won't turn into a zombie.

  • Yeah! Only because i'm gonna turn into a vampire™.

  • I did not plan for this...

  • TOM! I THOUGHT YOU WERE SMART!

  • Einsteinwas smart Chris and he's dead.

  • I never thought of it that way...

  • (TOMMY THE VAMPIRE SLAYERSTRIKES AGAIN)

  • I have a new plan. A werewolfplan.

  • (BITEY BITEY) OUCH!

  • You're welcome.

  • But werwolvesare even worse!

  • That's wolfistChris.

  • I don't believe in wolfismTom. I've never experienced it.

  • Neither have I... Maybe it doesn't exist...

  • (BOOM HEADSHOT!™ ... not really, but it would have been cool)

  • But I don't want to turn into a werewolfeither!

  • How about a Ghost™?

  • But the prom is tomorrow and i'll have no BODYto go with.

  • Seriously?

  • I'm very alone.

  • How about a Mummy™?

  • I'm not sure i'm ready for kids™.

  • How about a Witch™?

  • I don't know how to spell

  • Hyper Intellegent Horse Person™?

  • I don't love it

  • Alien

  • Is he here legally?

  • Zombie?

  • Oh yeah! Oh wait! NO! NOW I'M TURNING INTO A ZOMBIE AGAIN!

  • (Sad Zombie Cries Away™)

  • WHAT AM I GONNA DO?!

  • You're gonna turn into a zombie.

  • T-Tom do something!!

  • (What will Tom do? Find out Nex- Now)

  • OUCH!!

  • There! Problem solved.

  • I'm all better?

  • Better than ever.

  • Thanks Tom! I wish more people were like you.

  • Me too Chris. Me too.

  • Ouch!

  • What's wrong?

  • I've been bitten by a mosquito

  • (OH. MY. GOODNEES.)

  • Nah, i'm sure it'll be fine.

  • (SHIT IT'S NOT FINE!!)

  • ARGHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

(Swishy Swish Fisty Fist)

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B1 UK zombie gonna turn chris ouch werewolf bitten

Tomska - 有東西咬我(Bite Me feat Crabstickz)中英字幕

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    林廷杰 posted on 2016/10/07
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