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  • Hey guys :D

  • So this week's video is gonna be A little bit different...

  • I just had this random idea

  • And I decided to do it.

  • So I apologize in advance

  • There is a lot of YouTubers that....

  • You know, love to do videos with their parents

  • But my parents absolutely hate being in videos :(

  • Mom,

  • See...ahm...do like this like you're doing hula

  • Like straight

  • And then act as if you're to "sneeze" to your left shoulder

  • *Ryan's mom laughs*

  • Yeah

  • Like that

  • Do it again

  • *laughter*

  • *devilish sound* I don't know!

  • *All laugh*

  • And basically my mom is in town and i got her to "agree"....

  • To be in a video

  • She just doesn't know what it is

  • The way I thought of this idea...

  • Is that my mom....cooked for me

  • She made me spaghetti for dinner

  • She had no idea of what I was talking about

  • But I just kept saying,

  • "Mom, Spaghetti!"

  • Mom's spaghetti, he's nervous But on the surface he looks calm and ready

  • She was looking at me like...

  • "What the hell is that shi-"

  • She..she doesn't know the reference

  • She doesn't even know who Eminem is!

  • Because of that dinner, I had an idea to make my mom rap an Eminem song

  • Of course she would never actually rap

  • But I thought of a way to trick her into it

  • And force her to rap

  • Whether she knows it or not

  • All I really had to do is trick my mom into saying the words that I needed her to say

  • First thing I did is

  • I took all the lyrics from Eminem song and turn it into puns

  • I don't know why I did this

  • Its not like she knows the lyrics anyway

  • But I did

  • Step two

  • was to get my mom to say all the puns

  • Somehow

  • So what I did was I told her I had this "IQ Test"

  • Or it gonna be like this questionnaire

  • It's really simple so all you have to do is answer the simple questions

  • We are just gonna ask you...ahm...random questions

  • Its okay don't worry about that

  • *All laugh*

  • So....

  • Go..

  • Aaaa that chair

  • Over there

  • Sure

  • Damn you tryna turn up!

  • Turn up!

  • This is for some kind of "IQ test" we're-

  • "IQ TEST?" *starts laughing*

  • You just have to answer question that's all..

  • As you know all was basically all I was doing is getting her to say the puns I needed

  • There was a bunch of different techniques I used.

  • Sometimes, I would just show her pictures,

  • Ryan: "What is this?" Ryan's Mom: "Rabbit."

  • "What's this guy's first name?" "Hugh."

  • "What's the title of this magizine?" "Newsweek."

  • "What is that?" "Oh god."

  • *laughs* "A butt."

  • *all laugh*

  • I also had her do some fill in the blanks

  • "Don't worry [blank] will be okay"

  • "Everything."

  • "When the police are looking for a criminal, that criminal is...?"

  • "Wanted."

  • "Finish the blank" "HEE."

  • I'm not gonna lie, there were some where I kinda FISHED for the answers that I wanted

  • And the WAY that I wanted them

  • Kinda made her say them over and over again till I got the right tone that I wanted

  • ..but she still didn't catch on.

  • "What is this?" "Yo-yo"

  • "What?" "yo-yo."

  • "Can you.. uh.. say that slower?" *laughs*

  • "Oh let me ask it to you slower!" (Sure that'll help.)

  • "*slower* What is that?" "*slower* Yo-yo"

  • "Perfect!" *all laugh*

  • "What is this?" "Butter"

  • "What's that?" "Butter." "One more time?"

  • "BUTTER!" *all laugh*

  • And obviously some words I had to break up into two or three puns just to make one word.

  • For example the word: Moment.

  • Opportunity.

  • Or...

  • Or, what ended up becoming my favourite pun...

  • "Is that a planet?" "Yea what planet is it?"

  • "Uhhh... Venus. Mars? Mars?" *laughs*

  • "No it's not Venus nor Mars. It's..." "Jupiter."

  • "What was that?" "Jupiter."

  • "What if I put an exclamation point next to it?"

  • "JUP-ITER!" *all laugh*

  • A pun for

  • There were some questions I thought for SURE my mom would answer in a certain way.

  • But, it just shows how differently we think.

  • "So you know in Frozen"

  • "What is the famous song?" "Oh, I don't know."

  • *failed attempt at singing Let It Go* "What is it?"

  • "Oh Let It-..um.."

  • "What?" *all laugh*

  • "Let it--Let it grow?" *all laugh*

  • "Oh 'go'."

  • "So it's...?" "Oh, Let It Go!"

  • "If Jackie Chan were in France, what would they refer to him to as? What would they say?"

  • *roleplays*"Excuse me...?" "*In French accent" Jackie? *all laugh*

  • "Oh, Mister Chan?" "Okay but what is 'Mister' in French?"

  • Oh, Monsieur?

  • Yeeaah I think that's it. But so, what would it be?

  • "Monsieur Jackie?" *all laugh*

  • "Mister Chan not Mister Jackie!"

  • "How'd you say that in French?" "Monsieur Chan."

  • "Okay, now say it quicker." "*quicker Monsieur Chan"

  • "Quicker?" "*quicker* Monsieur Chan"

  • "Again?" "MonsieurChan."

  • "That worked!" "*sighs*" *all laugh*

  • Derrick: "You're doing great!"

  • We think very differently, so it wasn't that easy to get it out of her.

  • But yeah! When I first started this, I thought it was going to be easy!

  • ..I was wrong. It was a lot harder than I thought

  • With that said. Here's me TRYING to make my mom rap an Eminem song, using ONLY puns.

  • Ryan: What's your favorite channel to watch that I hate watching?

  • Lifetime.

  • Ryan: What is this, generally if you just look at it?

  • A wedding.

  • - What kind of wedding? - Horse wedding. *laugh*

  • - Do you know her name? - Who, Gwyneth?

  • - Yeah. What's it pointing to? - Her back

  • - So what is that? - Gwyneth's back.

  • - Remember you made something for dinner? - Corn beef?

  • No! *laughs*

  • - Spaghetti - Yeah, but what kind of spaghetti?

  • You kept saying it over and over

  • - What - You're my mom - Yeah?

  • Oh, "Mom's spaghetti!"

  • ♫ [intro riff to "Lose Yourself"] ♫

  • Loser cell fin dumb me you sick

  • duck mole mint chew ohm knit

  • Jupiter net fur let it go

  • Jew lonely kit one shot

  • Donut monsieur chan stew blow

  • Dis Oprah tune it teacups juan sinner lifetime

  • JUPITER! ♫♫

  • TEEHEE!

  • "It's Eminem: Marshal Mathers." "Ohhhh."

  • "I don't know that." "That's your rap name."

  • ...

  • "Really.?" "Marshall Mothers."

  • "*quotes* GOTEE!" *all laugh*

Hey guys :D

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    林廷杰 posted on 2016/10/07
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