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  • - Oh my god.

  • Holy (beep).

  • (instrumental)

  • - Korean face masks,

  • my girlfriend loves these,

  • and honestly they just look terrifying on her.

  • - I know nothing about Korean skin care.

  • - I've seen some K-pop stars

  • and they look very smooth?

  • - Apparently, this stuff is like miraculous.

  • - Snail spit is a thing.

  • - I'm ready to look flawless.

  • - [Steven] Alright, butterfly eyes.

  • Perfect for my problem area.

  • - Okay, so brightens me up.

  • I'm ready to be brightened.

  • - Get a first, first a nice whiff.

  • - Slimy in there. Eww.

  • (instrumental)

  • - Just keeping these up.

  • Hideaway like a little ghost.

  • - Oh, I feel like a Luby superhero.

  • - Yeah, this just feels like there's a used condom

  • on my face, not that I would know

  • what that feels like.

  • - I feel my skin is like drinking water.

  • - I'm hoping this makes my skin tighter.

  • - It's just, like, not the best looking thing,

  • but it feels great.

  • Yes!

  • I'm going to be a tiger.

  • - You know, I don't get pampered enough,

  • so this is perfect.

  • - This is horrifying.

  • This is horrifying.

  • - The fuck, is this a fruit roll up?

  • - Beauty, here I come!

  • - Oh, I feel so good!

  • - Oh, it's so cold!

  • - Wait, let me see myself.

  • Okay I've got to take this off.

  • (laughs)

  • (laughs)

  • - Jesus Christ.

  • - My roommate will wear these

  • and she'll come out of her room and she'll be like,

  • hi, how's it going,

  • and I'll be like, oh my god.

  • - You remember that movie, The Mask, with Jim Carey?

  • That was based of the horrifying

  • true story of this mask.

  • - If this were just my dating profile,

  • just me out in the woods, sort of like,

  • - I'm wearing the skin of somebody I murdered.

  • - I actually want to look like this all the time.

  • Now I understand what furries are all about.

  • Milky Piggy Bubble Mask,

  • already a big fan of the milky piggy.

  • - I don't know how I feel about that texture.

  • - Aw man, I'm all captain crunchy and shit.

  • - Oh, it's itchy!

  • - Okay, I see you, Steven.

  • - Who's a milky piggy?

  • Me, me, me.

  • - Is it moving?

  • Oh my god, it's pop rocking on my face.

  • - God, it's all puffy.

  • It's all puffing up.

  • - This is so grotesque.

  • - Oh my god, I do look like Squidward.

  • - It's burning a little more than the other ones.

  • - It's like, tighter boning my face.

  • Make it stop!

  • Make it stop!

  • - There are tiny little elves just blowing on my face,

  • just like-

  • - I quit.

  • - You know, I had a great time with this.

  • (sighs)

  • - That was fun.

  • - My skin does feel less oily.

  • - No, it feels really good.

  • Steven probably pooped his pants

  • and couldn't handle it,

  • but that's okay.

  • - I'm going to go buy some of these and join my girlfriend.

  • - I don't want to see that in the mirror ever again.

  • Out behind a corner you see me jump out,

  • like I'm here, too.

  • That'd be a happy sight for anyone.

- Oh my god.

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