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- Oh no!
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This is awkward!
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- No, there's no such thing as a stupid question.
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- We have all the answers - All of them.
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- Why do you take so long to get ready?
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- No, not okay, are you serious?
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- That's a stereotype.
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- I know men that spend hours getting their hair cut.
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- I take about 15 minutes to get ready.
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- I don't take long to get ready.
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- I also don't take long to get ready.
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- That's one I can't answer.
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- But Linda here takes forever to get ready.
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- I do not leave the house until I look damn good.
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- Dudes are always like, "Oh, I like a girl who's natural."
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Buddy, if you saw me natural, you would scream
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like you were looking at Freddy Krueger, okay?
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You're like, "This is a natural look."
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No it isn't.
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- What do periods feel like?
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- Having a period is externally having to look like this
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at work and inside you're like...
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(whispering) Fuck you.
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- Every month, I'll get a little bit sad
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and I'll forget why, and I'll be like,
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"What's wrong with me, why am I so depressed?"
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- And then the next day...
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- I get my period.
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- It feels like, "Oh, did I pee myself?"
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And then you go to the bathroom and you're like,
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"No, just blood."
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- The consistency of... like chocolate syrup coming out of you, it's like gross.
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- You just feel shitty.
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- Circumcised or not? Why?
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- No, I don't wanna make anyone feel bad.
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- I've never seen an uncircumcised penis in real life.
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- You can actually make the motion easier,
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'cause there's more like...
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Like... - Yes?
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- Everyone's genitals are beautiful, okay?
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We live in a beautiful world of genitals.
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- I don't have a hard or fast rule, who cares?
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- It really depends on the person attached to the penis.
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- Why do you hate bras so much?
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- I feel like we don't have to answer that question
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as much as just give you a bra,
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have you wear it for a day.
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- Bras hurt.
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- It's sweaty, it's elastic, it has wire in it.
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- I hate anything that's gonna, like, constrict me for eight hours.
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- Why do you take off your pants when you get home?
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- If no one ever said we have to cover these up,
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I would have never worn one.
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- What do you love most about being a woman?
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Aww.
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- A. Being able to inspire other women.
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- I love other women.
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- The bond that women have with each other.
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- Yes!
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- I think it's just amazing that we can give life.
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- It'll be really cool one day to be a mom and hopefully have a daughter, and that kind of a thing.
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- I think I just love women, so I like that I get to be one.
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- If we need to continue the human race,
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we don't really need men but we definitely need women.
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- What if you went to the bathroom,
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and blood came out the tip of your dick?
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And then you had to put paper over the tip of your dick all day?
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- Or a tiny, tiny tampon?